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Smalls And Phat!!!

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OK HERE IS THE STORY IN A NUTSHELL. THIS BITCH THAT I WAS FRIENDS WITH WENT PSYCO ON ME. SHE IS A 30 YEAR OLD LOSER WHO COULDNT EVEN PAY HER OWN BILLS WITH A NON LISTENING DAUGHTER WHO WAS BAD AS HELL. NATURALLY I WOULDNT WANT ANYTHING AS FAR AS A RELATIONSHIP TO DO WITH HER. WE USED TO TALK ON THE PHONE. ANYWAY TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT SHE FOUND OUT ABOUT ELITE (FROM ME, I KNOW I KNOW) SO SHE STARTED COMING HERE AND READING MY POSTS AND THEN GOING TO WORK AND TALKING ABOUT ME. SHE WENT NUTS ON ME. SHE EVEN JOINED MY GYM AND FOUND OUT WHO MY GF WAS AND WENT IN THERE AND TOLD HER ALL KINDS OF LIES LIKE I WAS SLEEPING WITH HER AND ALL THAT SHIT. TO THIS DAY, SHE STILL COMES ON HER, THOUGH I DONT KNOW HER NAME, AND READS WHAT I PUT AND GOES TO WORK AND TALKS ABOUT ME. SHE JUST CANT FACE THE FACT THAT SHE IS A FUCKING LOSER AND GOT REJECTED BY A 23 (22 AT THE TIME) YEAR OLD.

FOR A JOKE ONE NIGHT I ASKED HER WHAT THE FIVE SENSES WERE. SOMETHING HER 9 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER WAS LEARNING IN SCHOOL AND THAT STUPID BITCH DIDNT EVEN KNOW. SHE IS SO STUPID AND UNEDUCATED IT ISNT EVEN FUNNY. WELL THATS THE GIST OF IT.

KAYNE
 
interesting...

so i can't tell your girlfriend that i'm sleeping with you so i can date you is what you're saying... hmm, i'll cross that off the list... lol

sorry, in a wacky mood

she sounds like a nutcase.
 
Yeah and she tried to sick Justin Credible on him. If she reads this, Fuck You ya psycho!!
 
No wonder men think women are psycho! It's stupid women like her that give women in general a bad name. And don't feel bad Smalls. He was on my list too. Sigh. ;)
 
LMAO @ SMALLS!!!

AUSTIN.....YOU ALWAYS COME THROUGH DOG. HEHE. I JUST POSTED THIS CUZ SMALLS AND PHAT WANTED TO KNOW WHAT WAS UP. YEAH THAT JUSTIN CREDIGAY FAG WAS MAILING ME AND ALL KINDS OF SHIT. IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY. HE WAS PLAYING KEYBOARD COWBOY.

KAYNE
 
ok... and now how many pounds do i need to try to put on so that i'll make your list kayne? ;)

it'll be tough but i'll do my best... lol
 
I called his fucking ass out on every thread he posted but he just ignored it. What a fucking loser, "hey, maybe if I pretend to care about her and call fuck with NVR2BIG, she'll wanna fuck me!" :rolleyes:
 
AUSTIN

LMAO.....HE EVEN STARTED CALLING HER LIKE A DICKHEAD THINKING HE WOULD GET SOME ASS. IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL. I RIBBED HIS DUMB ASS SO MUCH. HE THOUGHT I WAS A JOKE OR SOME SHIT. I THINK I EVEN GAVE HIM MY CELL NUMBER TO CALL BUT HE PUSSIED OUT. OH WELL........YEAH I REMEMBER YOU CALLING HIS DUMB ASS OUT......HE PUSSIED OUT ON EACH ONE!!!


SMALLS
YOU ARE WELL ON YOUR WAY!!! NOT MUCH FURTHER TO GO!!! BESIDES, HOW TALL ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WEIGH IF YOU DONT MIND ME ASKING. YOU DONT HAVE TO ANSWER THAT OR YOU CAN PM ME IF YOU WANT. JUST CURIOUS.

KAYNE
 
dammit i've lost since i moved... pisser. anyway, i'm 5'5" and i weigh somewhere in between 105 and 110. i was 112... shitty.

cursed metabolism.
 
KAYNE said:
SMALLS
YOU ARE WELL ON YOUR WAY!!! NOT MUCH FURTHER TO GO!!! BESIDES, HOW TALL ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU WEIGH IF YOU DONT MIND ME ASKING. YOU DONT HAVE TO ANSWER THAT OR YOU CAN PM ME IF YOU WANT. JUST CURIOUS.

KAYNE

LOL gotta past KAYNES standards test Smalls, he tells me its pretty damm high. Then again, so are mine so Im not one to talk
 
LOL.....MY STANDARDS TEST!!!

WELL LETS SEE........@ 5'5" I WOULD SAY ATLEAST 120-125LBS @ <11%. THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT. HEAVIER IS ALSO GOOD BUT IT HAS TO BE LEAN WEIGHT. A PRETTY FACE ALWAYS HELPS SMALLS AND YOU GOT THAT ALREADY.

AUSTIN......BRING IT DOG......WHATS THE STANDARDS?

KAYNE
 
well i'm not quite that lean... i'm sure i'd lose my period that lean. and with my build 125 is outta the picture... 114 is supposedly my ideal weight... and i'm trying.
 
Im sure you do :devil: no worries :D Uhhh, how am I supposed to word this.. Gotta be pretty, face comes before everything else, eyes can make me go :twirl: athletic looking, abs are a plus, long legs..Go look at pics of Cori Nadine. damm you'd have to talk to my friends or my mom about how picky I am, I get yelled about it constantly, my only problem is Im too chicken shit to approach the girls I get interested in without being tipsy. If I know the girl before hand and click it doesn't matter. Ive been a complete hermit the last year and a half though
 
Hmmm, I'll admit that you were quite tipsy that night we first "bonded." LOL Not that I am complaining one bit. I think I offered to get you tipsy a few more times too. :p :devil:
 
I'M THE EPITOMY OF PICKINESS WHEN IT COMES TO A CHICK THAT I AM CONSIDERING DATING. I'M PRETTY BAD!!! I WAS REFERRING TO NUMBERS AUSTIN!!! LOL....WE ALL KNOW ABOUT TEH ATHLETIC LOOK. THATS THE KEY!!!

SMALLS......DONT EVEN WORRY ABOUT THAT IDEAL WEIGHT STUFF. ACCORDING TO THOSE ELECTRONIC SCALES, I'M OBESE. LOL. MY IDEAL WEIGHT IS LIKE 180 OR SOME SHIT. I'M 210 SO IT SAYS THAT I AM 30LBS OVER WEIGHT. JUST WAIT TILL MY NEXT CYCLE. THEN I'LL REALLY BE OBESE.

KAYNE
 
HEHE YOURE IN COLD ASS CANADA....I'M WAAAYYYYYY IN NEW ORLEANS CITY.

KAYNE
 
Ill say this much, I was sitting on the steps of one of the buildings on campus judging all the girls walking by on if I would date them on appearance. 2 out of 15 was my ratio, probably a hundred or so walked by in that 30 minutes. A lot of the girls, especially the freshman, are starting to add that college weight.
 
KAYNE said:
HEHE YOURE IN COLD ASS CANADA....I'M WAAAYYYYYY IN NEW ORLEANS CITY.

KAYNE

sucks to be you then ;)

that's ok, i have a date next weekend.

austin, i'm the same size i was in high school. taps can vouch for that. he sat in front of me in grade twelve history class.
 
Minnesota is basically the same as Canada so cold isn't that big of a deal. Your just some kinda sissy KAYNE. lol
 
my buddies mom is a real fuckin cougar. shes single and i want to rail her. if my buddy says its cool, i think i might give it a go.
 
I ACTUALLY LIKE COLD WEATHER BUT WE DONT GET MUCH OF IT DOWN HERE!!!


KAYNE
 
well well well ... nice kayne.. i leave you alone for a day and this is what i find... Can't keep those eyes from wandering you flirt!!!

You can take your magicshell and stick it where the sun don't shine..

bwwahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa....LMAO

all this coming from your 5'5 138pounder!!!!! 10%, here i come!!

smalls and phat can have you.. i am more woman than you can handle anyway!!! :FRlol: :moon: :loveyou: :doublefi:
 
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