Blow all your cash on a high class call girl.
She'll be better looking than any chick at your school, and you'll get to nail her at the end of the night.
Just don't do what I did, and make the mistake of getting some streetwalking skank. It wouldn't have been so bad if she had actually been a "she", but then again...if I pay for a ho I'm getting some action, no if's and's or but's.