Small peenar syndrome

[PICK3]

wut's the typical symptoms?

 

[nimbus]

muscle hypertrophy

 

[sterolizer]

Truck with a lift kit

 

[WoodyO]

peeing in a stall instead of at the urinal

 

[sterolizer]

peeing in a stall instead of at the urinal

Lololol!

Changing into swim shorts in a stall instead of in the open

 

[PICK3]

i'm hard

 

[WoodyO]

I just pee'd sitting down (also in the women's room).

 

[sterolizer]

I just pee'd sitting down (also in the women's room).

Mangina?

 

[mrplunkey]

Jumping on a juicer board and advocating being all-natural.

 

[WoodyO]

Mangina?

Nah, our accountant always pisses all over the seat and never flushes. He's the kind of guy that acts too busy to concern himself with minor things like lifting the seat, so I used the ladies room and told the ladies i'd sit down to avoid pissing all over everything.

 

[*ebony*]

so this thread prompted me to google smallest penis and I came across Howard Stern's smallest penis contest vidoes.....I think I am fuking traumatized. No amount of therapy can erase this from my mind.

 

[PICK3]

so this thread prompted me to google smallest penis and I came across Howard Stern's smallest penis contest vidoes.....I think I am fuking traumatized. No amount of therapy can erase this from my mind.

pics and/or links?

 

[*ebony*]

pics and/or links?

fuk that, Im never going to that place of the web again. Google the contest.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

4 inches or less

 

[nangiggles]

damn it Ebony now I wanna google it

 

[WoodyO]

4 inches or less

Measuring from where to where?

 

[mrplunkey]

Measuring from where to where?

You trying to count some taint? If the end of the tape measure is touching your o-ring, you'll have to use Randy Marsh's formula:

 

[*ebony*]

damn it Ebony now I wanna google it

dont do it, you'll see things you never imagined possible. IT CAN NOT BE UNSEEN!!!!

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Measuring from where to where?

Base of the shaft to the tip hard

 

[WoodyO]

You trying to count some taint? If the end of the tape measure is touching your o-ring, you'll have to use Randy Marsh's formula:

http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/shared/faqs/2011/may/05_24_11_TMI_Math.jpg

I can't just use a tape measure. I'm gonna need a ruler and a protractor.

 

[WoodyO]

Base of the shaft to the tip hard

I'm getting poor readings using the fowler calipers. I'll try the Starrett next. If I'm not happy with those number I may have to pull out the optical comparator.

 

[PICK3]

I may have to pull out the optical comparator.

good idea!

It has very high magnification

 

[*ebony*]

so do all men measure themselves? if so is this a one time occurrence? if not how often do you measure? Do you look at other packages for comparison purposes? is it okay if you ask your buddies how many inches they are?

 

[PICK3]

so do all men measure themselves? if so is this a one time occurrence?

speaking for "all men" ... yes we do

quite regularly

Do you look at other packages for comparison purposes?

for comparison & desirability

is it okay if you ask your buddies how many inches they are?

best if you see it up close

 

[WoodyO]

best if you see it up close

With an object such as a tuna can or a can of Pepsi placed next to it for comparison.

 

[mrplunkey]

I'm getting poor readings using the fowler calipers. I'll try the Starrett next. If I'm not happy with those number I may have to pull out the optical comparator.

Scanning tunneling microscope - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[*ebony*]

speaking for "all men" ... yes we do

quite regularly




for comparison & desirability




best if you see it up close

Interesting. How often is regularly? And is it with the belief that there is change in measurement form last recorded number?

Is peener always a no touch zone with other menz for the straights?

Is it okay for man butt slaps amoung buddies or is that only in baseball?

 

[WoodyO]

Scanning tunneling microscope - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

That's out of my league. Maybe I'll just use the Romer Absolute 6 axis.

 

[PICK3]

mine is huge when it's happy

mine is ALWAYS happy

 

[shirlene29]

we may all look to stero for examples of this syndrome

 

[PICK3]

Interesting. How often is regularly? And is it with the belief that there is change in measurement form last recorded number?

Is peener always a no touch zone with other menz for the straights?

Is it okay for man butt slaps amoung buddies or is that only in baseball?

u have moar than a healthy curiosity

just sayin'



ob·ses·sion

[uhb-sesh-uhn]
noun

1. the domination of one's thoughts or feelings by a persistent idea, image, desire, etc.

 

[*ebony*]

u have moar than a healthy curiosity

just sayin'



ob·ses·sion

[uhb-sesh-uhn]
noun

1. the domination of one's thoughts or feelings by a persistent idea, image, desire, etc.

What am I supposed to be obsessed with here? men or penis?

 

[PICK3]

What am I supposed to be obsessed with here? men or penis?

men & their relationship with their penises


and other men

 

[*ebony*]

men & their relationship with their penises


and other men

troo, im curious about that too. men can be fascinating creatures. Besides I figured you like men as much as I do so talking about men would be a fun pastime.

 

[PICK3]

troo, im curious about that too. men can be fascinating creatures. Besides I figured you like men as much as I do so talking about men would be a fun pastime.

you send me "s" bank pics

& I'll enlighten you in the ways of teh cawk



deal?

 

[*ebony*]

you send me "s" bank pics

& I'll enlighten you in the ways of teh cawk



deal?

we probably like the same things generally so its easy to borrow pics from my spank bank collection to share.

Please proceed, I wanna know all there is to know about the ways for the cawk.

 

[PICK3]

we probably like the same things generally so its easy to borrow pics from my spank bank collection to share.

Please proceed, I wanna know all there is to know about the ways for the cawk.

my "s" bank is looking anemic

 

[Mr. dB]

wut's the typical symptoms?

Conservative politics

 

[mrplunkey]

Aversion to being properly circumcised.

 

[sterolizer]

we may all look to stero for examples of this syndrome

Lololol wtf!?

 

[shirlene29]

heh, I was wonderin how long it was gonna take you

I got one for plunkey in another thread that he either ignored or didn't see too...heh

 

[sterolizer]

lololol jesus christ

 

[Mr. dB]

properly circumcised.

oxymoron

 

[Mr. dB]

lololol jesus christ

MY 5X5 Log!!! http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/my...-a-913593.html

5X5 is a choad, not a log.

 

[PICK3]

Shirlzs is one of the few wimmenzs I've ever seen that looks better now than she did on her wedding day

rare occurrence, indeed

 

[PICK3]

Shirlzs is one of the few wimmenzs I've ever seen that looks better now than she did on her wedding day

rare occurrence, indeed

fuck

poasted in the wrong thread

let's try that again, shall we?

 

[WoodyO]

5X5 is a choad, not a log.

I thought it had to be wider than it was longer?

 

[mrplunkey]

heh, I was wonderin how long it was gonna take you

I got one for plunkey in another thread that he either ignored or didn't see too...heh

What did I miss? I can be a little spotty on EF these days.

 

[pdaddyII]

Lololol

 

[miplank]

llolololo

 

[wootoom]

I clicked on this thread thinking it was Jack Chain links pic

 

[-SD-]

Can I mop a gym?

 

[-SD-]

I clicked on this thread thinking it was Jack Chain links pic

 

[zwhit]

solid bump