slow ass boring day

[AAP]

AAP is working retail today.

Not really. Friend had emergency in NC and had to fly up last night. I told him I would sit at his store since he has freight delivery coming. Someone has to be here so they just sit the damn pallets outside.

Ain't gotta sell anything. It is outdoor patio furniture and shit. Just got to physically be here. Ain't that a bitch. I am going to tell everyone that comes in the store is owned by Neimen Marcus and we don't take VISA or MC.

 

[Lestat]

lol

 

[tiger88]

would u let me blow u at outdoor pool furniture section?

pool boy fetish?

 

[stilleto]

would u let me blow u at outdoor pool furniture section?

pool boy fetish?

i'm pretty sure this is the gayest post i've ever seen here.

 

[AAP]

I have to admit, some of this is some flat out tacky shit. No faggot alive would buy it. Of course, the majority of his customers are from Palm Beach.

 

[ZKaudio]

nothing a little dose of bird flue wouldn't clear up...^

 

[AAP]

Bitch about 60, 101lbs, 3 feet of blue hair and tittering/stomping around on high heels just came in looking for a birthday card. Wandered the whole store before actually asking if we sold cards and shit. I wanted to cuntkick her all the way out to Las Olas.


i don't see how this dude can put up with this kind of shit.

 

[jackangel]

this woman came into a patio furniture shop looking for a greeting card?

 

[Spartacus]

this woman came into a patio furniture shop looking for a greeting card?

you have to remember this is a friend of AAps biz
god knows how it's marketed

 

[rnch]

I have to admit, some of this is some flat out tacky shit. No faggot alive would buy it. Of course, the majority of his customers are from Palm Beach.

i am told that PB is also known as "jew heaven"?

 

[scout69]

would u let me blow u at outdoor pool furniture section?

pool boy fetish?

What the fuck

 

[hamstershaver]

i'm pretty sure this is the gayest post i've ever seen here.

top 3 for sure

 

[Lestat]

would u let me blow u at outdoor pool furniture section?

pool boy fetish?

e-homo alert!

 

[pitbullstl]

i am told that PB is also known as "jew heaven"?

WTF??

Palm Beach is WASP'y as hell homeboy. Not sure exactly what you meant there....??

 

[AAP]

this woman came into a patio furniture shop looking for a greeting card?

Hell yeah. And honestly looked at me like she wanted to run check the back to make sure there not any back there.

 

[ZKaudio]

Bitch about 60, 101lbs, 3 feet of blue hair and tittering/stomping around on high heels just came in looking for a birthday card. Wandered the whole store before actually asking if we sold cards and shit. I wanted to cuntkick her all the way out to Las Olas.


i don't see how this dude can put up with this kind of shit.

dude you gotta get out of florida

 

[rnch]

WTF??

Palm Beach is WASP'y as hell homeboy. Not sure exactly what you meant there....??

the guy who told me this is a cajun from delacroix, LA......perhaps anyone who is not a "coon-ass" is a "jew" to him..........

 

[AAP]

Ok, what I learned today.


If I were selling shit, my ass would be poor and broke because I can't do this shit.

To make matters worse, when you dont sell something to someone that really wants to buy it, they get pissed off.

One dude got livid because he wanted to buy a cast iron 9' table with permanent umbrella attached to it.

Ok, I don't know shit about running this dude register and he never even turned the damn thing on when he left. He just told me to watch the story 12-5 for deliveries. I tell this dude that and he gets nasty. Saying it was discrimination I didn't sell to him (WTF?) then.... get this..... he goes out and hopes in a Honda Civic and zooms. Ok, if I did sell it to him, how the hell was he going to get it home? Bitch ass complainer.