SloidJ

[Mysterio]

SloidJ do you remember

Well its not what WOULD I DO, but what DO I DO. I am short and bald just like those people in the pics. In fact Im not so sure that one of those pictures that you posted wasnt stolen from my high school year books "Prom Pics" section from back in 1998. What kind of shit are you trying to pull with this ugly display of stealing from my old year book memories. But to answer your question seeing as I do look like this, every morning when I wake up I urinate in the toilet, sometimes getting a little on the seat because of lack of motivation to lift it up. Once the flow of urine has slowed I run my index finger through the now much smaller and slower stream of urine. I take that same finger and apply my own urine to my neck and sometime my face and wrists as well. This will get the ladies excited later on in the day when you start to get warm and maybe a little sweaty. I then proceed to apply cottage cheese to my testicles for the big day ahead of me.

Do you still do this every morning yes or no, sir?

 

[solidj55]

I have now resorted to not taking a bath as well as urinating on both of my feet along with dabbing a little on my neck and face. I had to stop the cottage cheese because of a rash that developed.
I have now graduated to applying peanut butter to my testicles as well as putting a little bit of mustard on my taint(you know the area between your nuts and ass-hole). For some odd reason nats and flys torment me all day, anyone know why???

 

[Mysterio]

LOL!

How is your traning for the police focre going kind sir?

Also, what kind of peanutbutter do you suggest I use on my nutz and peeperhole sir?

 

[Mysterio]

Mr. SloidJ, I just ran to check my covert, while I felt hot air come from my panties and saw I only have Skippy peanut butter will that do?

 

[TEXgrl]

i'm no expert here, but i would suggest skippy, smooth, not creamy. for added variation, i'm sure nathan would suggest the peanut butter that comes in the jar with grape jelly swirled in it. i hear this increases your popularity at the gym immensly.

 

[solidj55]

Personally I use JIF but if Skippy is all you have then its all you have.

My training is going very well, I have lost about 15 pounds in the past 10 days, my bodyfat has dropped from 14% down to 11%. My endurance is WAY up from what it was, I can run that 1.5 miles in a little over 11 minutes now. I also have an interview with the police major this Wednesday!!!

 

[hippedy hop]

Personally I use JIF but if Skippy is all you have then its all you have.

My training is going very well, I have lost about 15 pounds in the past 10 days, my bodyfat has dropped from 14% down to 11%. My endurance is WAY up from what it was, I can run that 1.5 miles in a little over 11 minutes now. I also have an interview with the police major this Wednesday!!!

congrats- you can thank me for the motivation i gave you

 

[solidj55]

LOL ok hippedy hop, thank you. It wasnt too damn hard just two weeks of running staggering distances three days per week and one week of running nothing but interval sprints/jog and bam there I was. A couple more weeks and I should be running it in under 10 minutes.