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Im not as dumb as i look
 
redguru said:
Feast your eyes on the new SoKlueles with a luxurious interior of authentic Corinthian leather.
wtf?
oh did i tell u bout my latest water bug story?
holy cow
i was sitting on the toilet at freakin 3 am peeing(no not poopin) and this huge ass bug came charging at me, so i squooshed him, and THEN another one came at me, and this one was bigger so i almost screamed but i used the aerisol can to squoosh em both and kept them under it till the next morning so hammy could clean up the carnage
but when i got up the next morning i had torn off one of the bugs legs, and his leg was STILL fuggin moving
those bugs give me the creeps
 
Feel the Musclemom.
 
Musclemom: The Other White Meat.
 
SoKlueles said:
wtf?
oh did i tell u bout my latest water bug story?
holy cow
i was sitting on the toilet at freakin 3 am peeing(no not poopin) and this huge ass bug came charging at me, so i squooshed him, and THEN another one came at me, and this one was bigger so i almost screamed but i used the aerisol can to squoosh em both and kept them under it till the next morning so hammy could clean up the carnage
but when i got up the next morning i had torn off one of the bugs legs, and his leg was STILL fuggin moving
those bugs give me the creeps

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Just think. That is what's happening at night.
 
yeah there is mulch in the front but we have sprayers come and spray inside once a month
well i dont know if theres mulch or not.....theres a flower thingy and some rocks i dont know if theres mulch
i have saw roaches but the first one of these little shits i saw, scared the be jeebus out of me
 
The sloganizer machine outdid itself:


There's no Wrong Way to Eat a Musclemom.
 
(I really think the sloganizer likes me ... shit all sort of makes sense)

It's The-Short-One Time.

Do You, uh, Soklueles?

A Taste For Redguru.

Have Lady Viking Your Way.

Do The Blut Wump.

I'm so postponing cardio ...
 
musclemom said:
(I really think the sloganizer likes me ... shit all sort of makes sense)

It's The-Short-One Time.

Do You, uh, Soklueles?

A Taste For Redguru.

Have Lady Viking Your Way.

Do The Blut Wump.

I'm so postponing cardio ...

that damn thing is addictive. :D I need to do housework...
 
How do you eat YOUR HeatherRae! LOL. I love it. I'm going to go ask my fella that.
 
It's long, it's strong, it's Blut Wump

Actually, lest you think to berate the quality of the Sloganizer, I just made that one up myself. ;)
 
Longhorn85 said:
Had to go with this one:

Big Chocolate Longhorn.
:lmao:

Ever see the bit that Ron White does? In his opinion the ultimate invention would be making dick taste like chocolate :qt:
 
Splash Mrmuscle All Over.

My gun is always loaded.
that ones goes good with the next one

Mrmuscle - It Looks Good on You.
 
Bunch of friggin post whores in here!! :heks:

the-short-one 22
StickFigure 21
superqt4u2nv 14
awittyusername 13
PBR 10
perkele 9
SoKlueles 8
MrMuscle 6
redguru 5
musclemom 5
blut wump 4
getnfit06 4
Sassy69 3
powerslave 3
hamstershaver 2
hotzie 2
Lestat 2
velvett 2
HeatherRae 2
Smurfy 2
Longhorn85 2
nycgirl 2
biteme 1
theoak01 1
SublimeZM 1
Mr. dB 1
Lady Viking 1
gotmojo 1
gymbitch 1
mightymouse69 1
Dial_tone 1
fortunatesun 1
EnderJE 1
Gymgurl 1
thebigbabboon 1
HumanTarget 1
foobar 1
RADAR 1


:chomp: :D
 
StickFigure said:
Bunch of friggin post whores in here!! :heks:

the-short-one 22
StickFigure 21
superqt4u2nv 14
awittyusername 13
PBR 10
perkele 9
SoKlueles 8
MrMuscle 6
redguru 5
musclemom 5
blut wump 4
getnfit06 4
Sassy69 3
powerslave 3
hamstershaver 2
hotzie 2
Lestat 2
velvett 2
HeatherRae 2
Smurfy 2
Longhorn85 2
nycgirl 2
biteme 1
theoak01 1
SublimeZM 1
Mr. dB 1
Lady Viking 1
gotmojo 1
gymbitch 1
mightymouse69 1
Dial_tone 1
fortunatesun 1
EnderJE 1
Gymgurl 1
thebigbabboon 1
HumanTarget 1
foobar 1
RADAR 1


:chomp: :D
Well, at least you included yourself, dear :qt:

I am so not a post whore! 90% of my posts are so long most people don't read them all the way through!! (and they think I don't know this). Now if you'd said I suffer from diarrhea of the keyboard :rolleyes:
 
musclemom said:
Well, at least you included yourself, dear :qt:

I am so not a post whore! 90% of my posts are so long most people don't read them all the way through!! (and they think I don't know this). Now if you'd said I suffer from diarrhea of the keyboard :rolleyes:

LMAO!!!

I have heard that. :chomp:

You're good peeps in my book....a bit stubborn but good peeps. ;)
 
StickFigure said:
Bunch of friggin post whores in here!! :heks:

the-short-one 22
StickFigure 21
superqt4u2nv 14
awittyusername 13
PBR 10
perkele 9
SoKlueles 8
MrMuscle 6
redguru 5
musclemom 5
blut wump 4
getnfit06 4
Sassy69 3
powerslave 3
hamstershaver 2
hotzie 2
Lestat 2
velvett 2
HeatherRae 2
Smurfy 2
Longhorn85 2
nycgirl 2
biteme 1
theoak01 1
SublimeZM 1
Mr. dB 1
Lady Viking 1
gotmojo 1
gymbitch 1
mightymouse69 1
Dial_tone 1
fortunatesun 1
EnderJE 1
Gymgurl 1
thebigbabboon 1
HumanTarget 1
foobar 1
RADAR 1


:chomp: :D
I'm barely on the radar
 
I can't believe the thread has run to 181 posts :lmao:
 
StickFigure 27
the-short-one 25
perkele 17
superqt4u2nv 14
awittyusername 13
PBR 10
SoKlueles 8
musclemom 7
MrMuscle 6
redguru 5
getnfit06 4
powerslave 3
Sassy69 3
fortunatesun 3
velvett 2
Longhorn85 2
hamstershaver 2
hotzie 2
Lestat 2
HeatherRae 2
Smurfy 2
nycgirl 2
EnderJE 1
bigmann245 1
Gymgurl 1
thebigbabboon 1
HumanTarget 1
foobar 1
biteme 1
SublimeZM 1
theoak01 1
Mr. dB 1
Lady Viking 1
msam76 1
FISHTALES 1
gotmojo 1
gymbitch 1
mightymouse69 1
Dial_tone 1
RADAR 1
fistfullofsteel 1
blut wump -2
 
blut wump said:
StickFigure 27
the-short-one 25
perkele 17
superqt4u2nv 14
awittyusername 13
PBR 10
SoKlueles 8
musclemom 7
MrMuscle 6
redguru 5
getnfit06 4
powerslave 3
Sassy69 3
fortunatesun 3
velvett 2
Longhorn85 2
hamstershaver 2
hotzie 2
Lestat 2
HeatherRae 2
Smurfy 2
nycgirl 2
EnderJE 1
bigmann245 1
Gymgurl 1
thebigbabboon 1
HumanTarget 1
foobar 1
biteme 1
SublimeZM 1
theoak01 1
Mr. dB 1
Lady Viking 1
msam76 1
FISHTALES 1
gotmojo 1
gymbitch 1
mightymouse69 1
Dial_tone 1
RADAR 1
fistfullofsteel 1
blut wump -2


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