sleeping pills and uexplained empty crisp packets on the floor...

[GoldenDelicious]

i woke up today with an empty half pound salt and vinegar crisp packet by my bed, after having a sleeping pill (after my usual weekend midnight excursions, im way out of sinc with my sleep)

this is really, really bad. i completely blew my diet to hell, and dont even remember it

this is the complete opposite of waking up the other night having remembered eating in my dream

the message is clear: you cant beat the system. one way or another, you have to pay the piper

no bullshit, when i looked in the mirror this morning, i remember thinking...hmmm...you look crisp. i guess its becasue i ate half a pound of them

 

[UA_Iron]

those pills are making you loopy, dude

 

[Saintinistic]

maybe you really needed carbos, and natural order took control when you were at half aware in the sub life of the tranq zone.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

you took too few sleeping pills. I recommend an entire bottle.

 

[H_T_]

half pound salt & vinegar crisp packet is code for rubbers. sleeping pills, self explanatory. if my deductions are correct, you had sex with many, many sailors last night.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Don't blame the pills fatty blame yourself.

 

[pintoca]

salt and vinegar crisp taste like stank ass bro... have something half-decent for your cheat-while-sleep

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Don't blame the pills fatty blame yourself.

you shush before i sneak into your house and rub anti-mosquito bite cream on the insides of your bra

then wtf are you going to do, hm?

 

[reigninghard]

You didnt blow your diet, just get back on track and keep at it..one meal doesnt hurt.

 

[*MissFit*]

When i used to take sleeping pills i used to eat all kinds

 

[superqt4u2nv]

you shush before i sneak into your house and rub anti-mosquito bite cream on the insides of your bra

then wtf are you going to do, hm?

So uncalled for

 

[Mach1]

half pound salt & vinegar crisp packet is code for rubbers. sleeping pills, self explanatory. if my deductions are correct, you had sex with many, many sailors last night.

Good analysis. I concur

 

[lilred]

lol! I agree , didn't take enough sleeping pills.

 

[Scotsman]

So uncalled for

This has to take the record for largest fishsmacking in elite history.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[superqt4u2nv]

This has to take the record for largest fishsmacking in elite history.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I am very senstive about my itty bitty titties

 

[Scotsman]

I am very senstive about my itty bitty titties

If they're sensitive I'll rub lotion on there and be really gentle so they don't get irritated.


Besides you look amazing and shouldn't worry about that. Breasts don't make the woman.


Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

for some reason I thought this thread would regress to condoms and sore assholes

 

[GoldenDelicious]

If they're sensitive I'll rub lotion on there and be really gentle so they don't get irritated.


Besides you look amazing and shouldn't worry about that. Breasts don't make the woman.


Cheers,
Scotsman

make sure you dont get the lotions mixed up

 

[UA_Iron]

itty bitty titty committee


jk your boobs arent small qt. Stop comparing them to goldendelicious' mega gyno.

 

[NJjuice22]

damn..if one bag of chips is "throwing your diet to shit"..then my ass is screwed.

 

[asianlover]

sry i droped those

 

[asianlover]

i do somthing like this when im really hammered. ill wake up and woder why every hot pocket, chicken nugget, and microwaveable italian dish is gone. it does help lessen the hang over though.