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slashed my nutsack

Jack steel

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jesus H. christ, so has anyone ever made a pube trimmer fail before? I was in a hurry 'caus my friend with benefits was coming over, and i clipped my damned nutsack! it bled like crazy but didnt hurt. Had to spend an hour in the ER which wasnt bad, but they said i definitely cut all the way through. Luckily i got super glue instead of stitches :faint:. Oh, my crazy life. Was fun conversation with all the nurses though. I really shouldn't be in this good of a mood having just cut my manhood. Maybe it's getting to miss work :rolleyes:
 
dude! Wtf???? Never use clipers on the ballzach. Mach 3 the balls, clipper the rest !

You can mach3 all crazy and never cut yourself. But clippers.......well you know

DrOiD BioNiC EF App!
 
brownbrown said:
dude! Wtf???? Never use clipers on the ballzach. Mach 3 the balls, clipper the rest !

You can mach3 all crazy and never cut yourself. But clippers.......well you know

DrOiD BioNiC EF App!
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LMAO! Ya, i know. I was NOT trying to clip the nutsack itself, i was just moving too fast AROUND the nuts and as droopy as it was at the moment it got snagged in between the combs of the clipper guard. Like scissors through paper lol. The nurse said i cut right through a vein which is why it bled so badly. It scared the shit out of me. Thank god i can still fuck painlessly with it glued together haha
 
Well... I go clippers with a No 1 for the scrotum. Then clean shave w/ Mach 3. Raw clippers even with the utmost care will end in some bad raw spots.
 
oxymoron said:
Well... I go clippers with a No 1 for the scrotum. Then clean shave w/ Mach 3. Raw clippers even with the utmost care will end in some bad raw spots.
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ya, i was using a number one. Seemed like i'd be safe with a "guard" that big lol
 
I nicked the taint once. Bled like a mf'er. I thought i was gonna need a stitch or two. That would have been fun checking into the clinic and explaining that one.
 
lmao what just happened above. how did shirls get drawn into knockin out moms with marble loaded nutsacks.
 
I just shaved my asshole after I shit
 
oxymoron said:
Well... I go clippers with a No 1 for the scrotum. Then clean shave w/ Mach 3. Raw clippers even with the utmost care will end in some bad raw spots.
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you let your sack hair get long enough that you gotta knock it down with clippers first??:heks:
 
Headholio said:
You still mad about the martians bro?
:FRlol:

I just thought it would be cool to have a marble in your sack. Thats all. Perfectly understandable, really!
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No, but i figured you were because i foresaw a joke coming with that marble comment. So i thought i'd beat you to it. Thanks for setting that up btw lol
 
Jack steel said:
No, but i figured you were because i foresaw a joke coming with that marble comment. So i thought i'd beat you to it. Thanks for setting that up btw lol
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Well at least I didn't joke about how you ran to the emergency room because you nicked yourself shaving. :baby2:

Ever hear of band aids? :laugh2:

Were you crying? :bawling:

Sorry Jack, just playing around. I couldn't resist.
:angel:



:drink2:
 
how the he'll did you cut all the way through before you realized wtf happened?

did you get a good look in there before getting glued up?
 
I was using electric clippers with a #1 guard not on my nuts but around the bottom of the shaft. Thing is, i was in a hurry because a chick was coming over and my saggy ass nutsack got caught in between the combs of the clipper lol. It was just an instant and i barely felt it, but then i saw this dark line, and i knew what was about to come out of it, and sure enough blood just started coming out. *sigh* jesus, anyway, it scared the shit out of me. I didnt think it was that bad at first but it bled a lot. The nurse who glued me up (nice older lady) said it sure enough went all the way through... Either that, or she accidentally ripped my nuts while playing with them and blamed it on the clippers HAHA! Anyway, my glued buddies are healing up just fine, and still getting boners that's for sure. All is well :D.... oh ya, and i cut my nuts FOR that girl, so she ended up coming back to fuck me with injured balls yesterday :)
 
Headholio said:
Well at least I didn't joke about how you ran to the emergency room because you nicked yourself shaving. :baby2:

Ever hear of band aids? :laugh2:

Were you crying? :bawling:

Sorry Jack, just playing around. I couldn't resist.
:angel:



:drink2:
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lol well, you know, i actually might not have gone to the ER if it wasnt for needing a note to get out of work that night... bar-back work is nothing to be doing with a chopped up balls. Infection and chaffing would suck ass. No thanks. That job sucks anyway. Also, i would've just gone to the doctor, but it was the weekend and VA doesnt open on weekends, so i have to use emergency clinics anytime i need help on a weekend.
 
Jack steel said:
I was using electric clippers with a #1 guard not on my nuts but around the bottom of the shaft. Thing is, i was in a hurry because a chick was coming over and my saggy ass nutsack got caught in between the combs of the clipper lol. It was just an instant and i barely felt it, but then i saw this dark line, and i knew what was about to come out of it, and sure enough blood just started coming out. *sigh* jesus, anyway, it scared the shit out of me. I didnt think it was that bad at first but it bled a lot. The nurse who glued me up (nice older lady) said it sure enough went all the way through... Either that, or she accidentally ripped my nuts while playing with them and blamed it on the clippers HAHA! Anyway, my glued buddies are healing up just fine, and still getting boners that's for sure. All is well :D.... oh ya, and i cut my nuts FOR that girl, so she ended up coming back to fuck me with injured balls yesterday :)
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yea, bro. the bottom of the shaft is tricky. got to be more careful
 
Jack steel said:
I was using electric clippers with a #1 guard not on my nuts but around the bottom of the shaft. Thing is, i was in a hurry because a chick was coming over and my saggy ass nutsack got caught in between the combs of the clipper lol. It was just an instant and i barely felt it, but then i saw this dark line, and i knew what was about to come out of it, and sure enough blood just started coming out. *sigh* jesus, anyway, it scared the shit out of me. I didnt think it was that bad at first but it bled a lot. The nurse who glued me up (nice older lady) said it sure enough went all the way through... Either that, or she accidentally ripped my nuts while playing with them and blamed it on the clippers HAHA! Anyway, my glued buddies are healing up just fine, and still getting boners that's for sure. All is well :D.... oh ya, and i cut my nuts FOR that girl, so she ended up coming back to fuck me with injured balls yesterday :)
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did you at least finish trimming that fuckin jungle shit before you had to expose the ER staff to it??
 
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