This thing SUCKS!!!#!
jack sparrow said:It sucks no matter what I do with it.
silverstar1025 said:I know it's the best suck EVER!
silverstar1025 said:I know it's the best suck EVER!
Best retire for the evening son...we're talking about unrivaled suck power here.SouthernLord said:I am really confused. and my pants hurt
jack sparrow said:It not only sucks, but it swirls as it sucks. That makes the suck job 10x better.
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jack sparrow said:It not only sucks, but it swirls as it sucks. That makes the suck job 10x better.
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jack sparrow said:Best retire for the evening son...we're talking about unrivaled suck power here.
+63silverstar1025 said:
bigmann245 said:dude if you dont know what to do with it by now then its way too late....![]()
jack sparrow said:SS sent me specific instructions on how to work this contraption... Oh-eyeah!!
I wanna have secks with this thing.silverstar1025 said:I am happy that I was able to give you the advice to get you all excited. I knew you would fall in love with it.
jack sparrow said:I wanna have secks with this thing.
Massive bombardment of karmas on the way. You rock, kid.
JA: shut it.

needtogetaas said:Something is gay her.
needtogetaas said:Something is gay her.
There is now.needtogetaas said:Something is gay her.
silverstar1025 said:I'm strat
Army Vet said:You just ruined 99% of the fantasies that all of the guys here have...
Yesjack sparrow said:There is now.
These fools know nothing. We'll keep it our secretsilverstar1025 said:Wouldn't you love to know!![]()
I got where I am because of luck.gunnz said:+2
WTF????
SaladFork said:I'm going late night grocery shopping (milf hunting)... who want's to go?
If it was here you would not know.jack sparrow said:These fools know nothing. We'll keep it our secret![]()
And what of the old lady reaching for the Metamucil? You gonna sweep her knee?SaladFork said:I'm going late night grocery shopping (milf hunting)... who want's to go?
silverstar1025 said:I will come along.
Carry the fuck on.silverstar1025 said:
Agreed.needtogetaas said:If it was here you would not know.
SaladFork said:Ok we can have fun reading lables... It's my thing to try to find the food that has the highest amount of fat in the store.
Klu, is that you over there?silverstar1025 said:Can we buy some Twinkies?
jack sparrow said:Klu, is that you over there?
jack sparrow said:And what of the old lady reaching for the Metamucil? You gonna sweep her knee?
Good lets keep it that way.jack sparrow said:Agreed.
I have no fucking idea what you are talking about.
needtogetaas said:Good lets keep it that way.
SaladFork said:Should I wear my Kobra Kia karate outfit with yin & yang headband?
silverstar1025 said:Them fighting words right there.
Jack do you want to borrow my almost black belt daughter?
jack sparrow said:Yeah, just make sure that your hair is hanging over your eyes so the old bats you take down won't be able to identify you in a line up.
Make sure you wear the full ski-mask if there is to be fluorescent lightingSaladFork said:I'm going for a crane kick to the face...

jack sparrow said:Make sure you wear the full ski-mask if there is to be fluorescent lighting![]()
^^^SaladFork fighting some poor old lady for a box of low fat graham crackers.SaladFork said:LOLOLOL... @2:10
LONG LIVE THE SUCK!!@!silverstar1025 said:Jack this shit right here is TOTW for sure. Keep the suck alive!
jack sparrow said:LONG LIVE THE SUCK!!@!
I frickin love this thing.
silverstar1025 said:We need to make a sticker like this for the suck.
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