*sigh*....I know better than to do this to myself...

[IvanOffelitch]

McDonalds Big&Tasty, fries & a coke...and a bacon/chicken salad.

The fries suck...as usual.

The Coke's flat...as usual.

The burger has about 1/2 of its stuff slid off to 1 side...as usual.

Haven't gotten to the salad yet...there's still hope my $5.00 wasn't completely wasted.

I eat fast food maybe 1-2 times a month...you'd think I'd learn by now, but noooooooo...

Not to mention the inbred "Deliverance" rejects working behind the counter who consistently manage to screw your order up.

I think I hear my arteries hardening.

Dammit.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

mcdonalds fries used to kick ass. now you're lucky if they're half decent.

i'd rather eat at wendy's than mcdonalds. they've got a good spicy chicken.

 

[BIC]

is it true that most of the hamburger meat in fast food is lips and ears????

 

[Lestat]

is it true that most of the hamburger meat in fast food is lips and ears????

no.


Read Fast Food Nation.

Its not the best part of the beef, but its not lips and ears.. it would take a lot of lips and ears to make the volume of ground beef that McDonald's uses.. they are the #1 purchaser of beef.. #1 purchaser of potatoes.. #1 owner of private playgrounds. #2 purchaser of chicken.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

mcdonalds fries used to kick ass. now you're lucky if they're half decent.

Mickey Dee's fries were the best waaaaay back when I was still in HS...and the rest of their food wasn't that bad either.

At least I could count on my classmates who flipped burgers back then to get my orders right.

I'm about to embark on the salad...I'll be back with a progress report shortly.

I hope.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Progress report on the salad:

1) Opened the bag of croutons (garlic & herb, yummy), dumped them on the salad.

16 (yes, I counted them) measely teensie-weensie lil' crutons?!?....wtf?!?

...can ya spare `em ya cheap bastards?

2) Opened the packet of Newmans ranch dressing and splooged it on the salad.

Newmans products rule, that's all there is to it. Seriously.

3) Took note of the 3 pathetic little cherry tomatoes.

One was fresh, the other 2 were all squishy. Yuck.

4) Chicken looks acceptable. Decide to risk it and dig in.

5) Took a few bites.

Lettuce: acceptable...barely
Carrots: for what little there was...acceptable
`Maters: see above
Bacon: tastes like Hormel bacon bits.
Dressing: see above
Chicken: Suprisingly, not bad. Dry, but edible.

Overall, I give the sald a 4 on a scale of 1-10. Were it not for the Newmans ranch dressing (did I mention that Newmans products rule?), I'd give it a 2.

Wendy's salads are definitely better.

Providing I don't come down with tomane poisoning and anally eviscerate myself tonight, I'll say the meal wasn't a total loss.

My stomach is already making noises that sound like the drum intro to Van Halen's song "Hot For Teacher."

I think I'll go to Wendys next time.

 

[RADAR]

I havn't been in a fast food joint in over 20 yrs


RADAR

 

[tripleblonde]

I havn't been in a fast food joint in over 20 yrs


RADAR

i hadn't been in a while either and i got pushed out of line by a fat guy jonesing for some large fries

note to self: Cook at Home!

 

[IvanOffelitch]

i hadn't been in a while either and i got pushed out of line by a fat guy jonesing for some large fries

note to self: Cook at Home!

Wasn't me!

 

[IvanOffelitch]

This can't be good..........

My stomach just gurgled so loud my dog looked up at me with that "wtf dad, you OK?" look.

 

[daveyboy]

McDonalds Big&Tasty, fries & a coke...and a bacon/chicken salad.

The fries suck...as usual.

The Coke's flat...as usual.

The burger has about 1/2 of its stuff slid off to 1 side...as usual.

Haven't gotten to the salad yet...there's still hope my $5.00 wasn't completely wasted.

I eat fast food maybe 1-2 times a month...you'd think I'd learn by now, but noooooooo...

Not to mention the inbred "Deliverance" rejects working behind the counter who consistently manage to screw your order up.

I think I hear my arteries hardening.

Dammit.

Ahahah!! Funny stuff. Maybe shoulda went with a couple of grilled chicken sammys instead. Hope your gut doesn't rot out.

 

[argent]

all white-meat mcnuggets make a "decent" meal.

 

[easy]

If your gonna eat that shit do it right. KRYSTAL or WHITE CASTLE.... 12 of them little bastards with chilli cheese fries and a couple of spicy chiks and I've got the splatters for days.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

OK, it's official....no more Mickey Dees, enough is enough

White Castle???...are you nuts?!?

WHy don't I just down an entire box of baking soda and wash it down with a gallon or two of prune juice instead....it'd have roughly the same effect.

Anyone remember the "Turbo Lax" scene from "Dumb And Dumber", namely the part where Jeff Daniels is driving in the Lambo on his way to meet ol' girl and his gut starts making horrifying noises?

Ol' boy ain't got nuthin' on me right now.

It's gonna be an intersting day once this finally hits bottom.

I wonder how Fire & Rescue will react when they come to save me and all they find is a big tuft of hair and two shoes sticking up outta the crapper.

This sucks....and to add insult to (impending) injury, I have no one to blame but myself.

To quote the final words of the legendary Bing Crosby as he lay on his death bed...

"That was a great game of golf, fellers"

(fwiw, I hate golf...I just thought that was a cool quote)