Open the box with a pair of kitchen gloves and a surgical mask, while being sure to wear reflective sunglasses in case there is a retinal scanning device implanted within the packaging. Then, with your hair cap still on, slowly cut the tape off the package, in a room with no windows, no air vents, and no furniture to prevent any possible surveillance. This would be an ideal time to turn on the air filter so no contaminants in the air will attatch to the package and be tracable to your house. I hope you haven't forgotten the steel roofing to prevent infrared GPS from targetting your package opening operation. Once you have discovered the contents of the package, immediately reach for the sulfuric acid and basin. Place the package into the basin and pour the acid on it, moving the liquid around to catch all of the packaging. Once it has been removed, I recommend pouring the sulfuric acid into a potted plant in the house, just in case they are monitoring the liquid leaving your house. If, for any reason, your telephone rings for the next hour, or there is a knock on the door, immediately initiate a code red and evacuate the premises through the backdoor and into your secret underground tunnel system. Done correctly, you should be able to successfully open the package. Good luck.
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