Showing house tonight...

[beastboy]

Any tips on how to impress potential buyers?

 

[havoc]

Show them your mannequin room.

 

[beastboy]

But do I let them touch.....?

 

[vixenbabe]

Yes...A fresh dildo bouquet on the kitchen counter would be a nice touch!

 

[beastboy]

Yes...A fresh dildo bouquet on the kitchen counter would be a nice touch!

Good Idea! I'll just have the wife wash up the old ones and give it as a "door" prize. Do you have any you'd care to donate?

 

[vixenbabe]

Sorry, I've grown "attached" to our collection....

 

[WODIN]

Okay this is for real, because my wife use to be a realtor, Either bake a loaf of bread or you can buy these aroma packs you put in the oven and they smell lake baked bread.

Also vanilla airfreshners plugged into the wall.

If people start touching stuff that is the big sign that they are wanting to buy.

 

[beastboy]

Okay this is for real, because my wife use to be a realtor, Either bake a loaf of bread or you can buy these aroma packs you put in the oven and they smell lake baked bread.

Also vanilla airfreshners plugged into the wall.

If people start touching stuff that is the big sign that they are wanting to buy.

Finally! Some sensible advice, and ironically it came from you! Thanks! I'm calling the wife now to tell her what to do. I have to make sure she puts all of the porn away too!

 

[WODIN]

Also make sure that as much counter space is showing as allowable and that any and all clutter is stored away in the basement or garage. Make sure your closets are clear too. People are buying style, then space.

You're welcome lord of the dildos. Do I get a vibrating cock ring and butterfly at half price for this?

 

[beastboy]

Sure do....just go to the website and pick out what you want. BTW the 10X Anal Beads & Anal Eaze you ordered are on the way. I'll PM you the tracking number.

You know...I do remember when we looked at the house we have now that we really liked how the woman had it decorated...which drew us to the house.....we didn't even notice the little things that were wrong with it....then again we were first time home buyers at the time....do you know if this is common or was it just because we were virgins?

 

[WODIN]

That's very common with 1st time home buyers, 2nd & 3rd look for the little things. Number of outlets, location of switches, amount of storage space.

Then you get transition space issues from living space to show space, etc. If people have this kind of issues they're usually slobs.

Thanks for the order update we're looking forward to using the anal beads on the Clydsdale and the gimp.

 

[beastboy]

WODIN...I think they may buy...my wife caught them touching the Tongue-Of-Fun.

 

[WODIN]

LOL!!!!