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Big Johnson
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My pet lab, Loren, is the most pathetic looking mutt you could ever wish for. He is genetically inferior in every aspect. A real boy among men.
I am hoping that with a little help from Ttokkyo, my little Butt-breath (his nickname) may one day look more like Ttokkyo's mascot.
However, I am a bit worried that certain alarming behaviors may be amplified by the presence of male androgens, substances that he is lacking naturally. These behaviors are as follows:
1) "Scooting," or dragging his anus on the carpet. At first I suspected worms, but now believe he just enjoys the friction against his tiny balls.
2) Barking and nipping at the heals of dogs much larger and stronger than himself until, in annoyance, the larger dogs, females included, teach him a much deserved lesson.
But, there are other behaviors exhibited by Butt-breath I know will improve or disappear with the administration of a strong androgen. These are:
1) Allowing and seemingly encouraging other males to anally mate with him. This is not only unnatural but entirely humiliating. Imagine how I feel conversing with a girl at the dog park when my little Loren starts getting banged by her Great Dane named Bull. Its so obvious he is the instigator that I don't even try to make excuses for him anymore. I'm afraid this only increases his tendency to contract butt-worms, unless it is from his fetish with licking the anuses of other male dogs.
2) Licking the penises of other male dogs until they...you get the idea. Talk about bad breath...
3) Unlike most other males dogs, my little Loren actually sniffs my female friend's butts instead of their crotches. He is actually more attracted to my male visitor's behinds! Why, it was only last week that he tried to mount the plumber I had in to fix the pipes!
So, there you have it. Loren is an aging dog who is very near the end of his doggy prime, so I worry the introduction of any male hormone may be a shock to his system. Any advice you have would be much appreciated.
Sincerely,
Big Johnson
I am hoping that with a little help from Ttokkyo, my little Butt-breath (his nickname) may one day look more like Ttokkyo's mascot.
However, I am a bit worried that certain alarming behaviors may be amplified by the presence of male androgens, substances that he is lacking naturally. These behaviors are as follows:
1) "Scooting," or dragging his anus on the carpet. At first I suspected worms, but now believe he just enjoys the friction against his tiny balls.
2) Barking and nipping at the heals of dogs much larger and stronger than himself until, in annoyance, the larger dogs, females included, teach him a much deserved lesson.
But, there are other behaviors exhibited by Butt-breath I know will improve or disappear with the administration of a strong androgen. These are:
1) Allowing and seemingly encouraging other males to anally mate with him. This is not only unnatural but entirely humiliating. Imagine how I feel conversing with a girl at the dog park when my little Loren starts getting banged by her Great Dane named Bull. Its so obvious he is the instigator that I don't even try to make excuses for him anymore. I'm afraid this only increases his tendency to contract butt-worms, unless it is from his fetish with licking the anuses of other male dogs.
2) Licking the penises of other male dogs until they...you get the idea. Talk about bad breath...
3) Unlike most other males dogs, my little Loren actually sniffs my female friend's butts instead of their crotches. He is actually more attracted to my male visitor's behinds! Why, it was only last week that he tried to mount the plumber I had in to fix the pipes!
So, there you have it. Loren is an aging dog who is very near the end of his doggy prime, so I worry the introduction of any male hormone may be a shock to his system. Any advice you have would be much appreciated.
Sincerely,
Big Johnson
