Should I get a DUI?

[Freddie de Lux]

I mean, look it: Paris, Nicole Richie, Lindsay Lohan (multiple times), Mel Gibson, Matthew McConaughey, Macaulay Culkin, Robert Downey Jr, Winona Judd... Even Haley Joel Osmond - how likely is that??? The list goes on and on and on. And it did not hurt their carrers. Or should I leak a sex tape?

 

[LuluDeren]

Leak a sex tape, unless of course you'll be mowing down all those celebrities.

 

[Freddie de Lux]

Should I do a sex tape WHILE driving under the influence???

 

[all the whey]

 

[heatherrae]

Leak a sex tape of you doing Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Matthew McConauhay, etc while driving drunk.

You will be a STAR!

 

[jh1]

Leak a sex tape of you doing Lindsey Lohan, Paris Hilton, Matthew McConauhay, etc while driving drunk.

You will be a STAR!

How about just Lindsey & Paris?

I can't do the Matthew thing...

 

[heatherrae]

How about just Lindsey & Paris?

I can't do the Matthew thing...

Yeah, if you can work out to have all three in the car, I'll do Matthew.

 

[Freddie de Lux]

Yeah, if you can work out to have all three in the car, I'll do Matthew.

I kinda think that Carrot Top is hot. Would that take me anywhere fame-wise?

 

[heatherrae]

I kinda think that Carrot Top is hot. Would that take me anywhere fame-wise?

That wouldn't even be good enough for a spot on celebrity boxing, I'm afraid. Of course, you could just do him for fun, though.

 

[needtogetaas]

if you mean deepthroating under the influence then yes you should.