mrdeeznuts
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AND BECOME THE MUFF DIVING QUEEN? we all know she'd be the man in the relationship
tommy2tone said:AND BECOME THE MUFF DIVING QUEEN? we all know she'd be the man in the relationship

FEISTY11975 said:What eva creams your twinkie babe!!
bigmann245 said:thats funny
but i think she should at leased try it. dont knock it unless you've tried it.
Erzulie said:what.. the twinkie, the muff or the man?
bigmann245 said:why make things difficult????? try all three and let me know how it goes..
Erzulie said:what.. the twinkie, the muff or the man?
Gymgurl said:Sounds like she has tried all the above lol
Gymgurl said:Sounds like she has tried all the above lol
StickFigure said:There's no hope for her now. She's too far gone. Never seen a man hater like this one. Go diving and just get it over with.
Butch your hair while you're at it, I'm sure you'll be playing the husband role anyway.
Erzulie said:hahaha
I'm thinking of letting the locks grow again... long hair = sex toy
StickFigure said:Well I guess I could see that. As much as you hate men, you wouldn't want to look too much like one. I'm pretty sure you'll still be playing the dominant roll.
Erzulie said:always
I like to be in control
StickFigure said:Funny, for someone who likes control so much, you are sure seem to be out of control.![]()
Erzulie said:I am in control of myself.. I just am pissed cause I want to be in control of someone else..
fuggggg
StickFigure said:You couldn't control the fuckin' remote to the TV.Who are you trying to kid??
Erzulie said:I don't do remotes, thats the mans job.
I was married for 11 years, fuck.. I never even got to touch the remote unless it was to program the damn VCR.![]()
StickFigure said:And you say you wanna be in control....pffft!![]()
You just need a new man to put you back in your place and make you realize the truth.
Erzulie said:and what would that 'truth' be?
pray tell.. cause I'm waiting
jafo said:do what you want ... if you get off to doing it I say go for it
we are not here long enough to worry about what other people think
that being said ..pics please
nude shots required

Erzulie said:fork?
Erzulie said:fork?

FEISTY11975 said:spooning while forking![]()
Erzulie said:heehee
no hun,

slat1 said:She is trying to be a bad ass. Its not working but the effort is kind of hot!![]()
slat1 said:She is trying to be a bad ass. Its not working but the effort is kind of hot!![]()

tommy2tone said:i know ur blonde but a spork is a mixed utencil which looks like a spoon but has about 4 triangle spikes at the end similar to a fork. so its a mut of a fork and spoon
FEISTY11975 said:Yeah I know that....like the kind from popeyes!!
but it is also a sexual term...ya know...spooning and hitting it from behind...get it...sporking!!
FEISTY11975 said:Yeah I know that....like the kind from popeyes!!
but it is also a sexual term...ya know...spooning and hitting it from behind...get it...sporking!!
tommy2tone said:i bet her ass is bad.... she's cajun
ewwwwwww
pee pee go in.... where pee pee go (melted right off from toxic gas)
bigmann245 said:wow you are very knowledgable in the art of sex.... thats 2 for today

Erzulie said:can i slap you now or slap you later ... fucker![]()
Erzulie said:
she googled that shit
Swunkzulie said:wanna play???
tommy2tone said:lol no thanks kb
FEISTY11975 said:Yeah I know that....like the kind from popeyes!!
but it is also a sexual term...ya know...spooning and hitting it from behind...get it...sporking!!
StickFigure said:Learn something new every day don't ya!![]()
Swunkzulie said:That only applys for some of us.
That fisty chick wants me
Swunkzulie said:That only applys for some of us.
That fisty chick wants me
FEISTY11975 said:WTF??????????
Who in the hell are you?![]()
swole
dunk
erzulie
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
FEISTY11975 said:WTF??????????
Who in the hell are you?![]()
swole
dunk
erzulie
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Swunkzulie said:does it matter?
who wants a fucking eskimo anyway
Swunkzulie said:does it matter?
who wants a fucking eskimo anyway
tommy2tone said:maybe she wants an eskimo pie
Swunkzulie said:you know what happens to dicks when they are cold?
there
Swunkzulie said:you know what happens to dicks when they are cold?
there
FEISTY11975 said:WTF???
Is Swunkzulie a male or a female????
![]()
StickFigure said:Gotta be a female, to much of a fucking pussy to be a guy.
Swunkzulie said:takes a pussy to know a pussy
I could be in fistys pants in two fucking seconds flat, have that begging for some sausage. I hear your phone sex is lame as shit.

FEISTY11975 said:wtf?
You have got to be kidding me
Swunkzulie said:I think you need to come clean with that eskimo dood. You know you want the Swunkzulie meat
Swunkzulie said:takes a pussy to know a pussy
I could be in fistys pants in two fucking seconds flat, have that begging for some sausage. I hear your phone sex is lame as shit.
StickFigure said:Please!You obviously don't know shit.
Say goodnight.
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