Short joke

[BUBBLES]

A man said, "God!?"
God responded, "Yes?"
The guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
God: "Go right ahead,"
Man: "God, what is a million years to you?"
God: "a million years to me is only a second."
Man: "Hmmm, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God: "a million dollars to me is as a penny."
Man: "God. can I have a penny?"
And God cheerfully said, "Sure!!.....just a second."



If I won 1 million dollars (AUD or USD) I would give it to the poor. All of it!!!

 

[swole]

Where's the joke?

 

[SoreArms]

Where's the joke?

right there^ LOL

good thing you showed up

 

[BUBBLES]

Where's the joke?

oh, the one about God etc

you mean its not funny ?

damn, you try coming up with a better one at this time of the day

 

[redguru]

A man said, "God!?"
God responded, "Yes?"
The guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
God: "Go right ahead,"
Man: "God, what is a million years to you?"
God: "a million years to me is only a second."
Man: "Hmmm, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
God: "a million dollars to me is as a penny."
Man: "God. can I have a penny?"
And God cheerfully said, "Sure!!.....just a second."



If I won 1 million dollars (AUD or USD) I would give it to the poor. All of it!!!

Can I have a second of your time?

 

[BUBBLES]

Can I have a second of your time?

sure but it will cost you a penny

 

[SoreArms]

ok, let the corniness begin

can you take a 1 second break from posting?

 

[redguru]

Why do Italian women wear long dresses?
















To hide the no-pest strips

 

[BUBBLES]

ok, let the corniness begin

can you take a 1 second break from posting?

LOL, give me a second and I will.....

 

[BUBBLES]

Why do Italian women wear long dresses?






To hide the no-pest strips

What is the difference between a huband and a boyfriend?








About 45 minutes !!

 

[swole]

 

[BUBBLES]

i tired and want to go home

i am also bored.........
ok peeps.....have had a long day and it is time to shoot off...........


byeeeeeeeeee

 

[SoreArms]

take a few seconds off, please

 

[BUBBLES]

take a few seconds off, please

 

[redguru]

i tired and want to go home

i am also bored.........
ok peeps.....have had a long day and it is time to shoot off...........


byeeeeeeeeee

Hope you made a couple pennies today.

 

[bran987]

sorearms cranky