Shock and awe will begin...

[Bullit]

with the ladies in Calgary at approx 4:30 Local time whereupon I will stroll into the local bar.
Mainly the awe part.
Lock up your daughters.

 

[beastboy]

LMFAO!

 

[rjl296]

Calgary sucks

 

[Nathan]

If I had a daughter I would certainly lock her up, what with a 34 year old pedophile out on the prowl. Cripes man.

I should really lay off your age. You aren't even old and I'm gonna be there soon enough. Sorry. I'm not sure if I have the power, and by that I mean that I don't at all have the power, but I am re-instating your broly status. Congratulations.

 

[Bullit]

If I had a daughter I would certainly lock her up, what with a 34 year old pedophile out on the prowl. Cripes man.

I should really lay off your age. You aren't even old and I'm gonna be there soon enough. Sorry. I'm not sure if I have the power, and by that I mean that I don't at all have the power, but I am re-instating your broly status. Congratulations.

Well the last GF was 23.
I know thats old enough to be your mom, but its not pedophile status.

Plus I'm immature.

T-minus 4.5 hours.

 

[polarpixie]

lol. Good luck with that!

 

[the nature boy]

my girlfriend was in shock and awe when she saw my genitals.

when she realized my penis was 3 inches long she was shocked and said "aww shit".

thank you I'll be here all year long.

 

[Bullit]

Calgary sucks

Ouch man... why u gotta be like that?

 

[polarpixie]

my girlfriend was in shock and awe when she saw my genitals.

when she realized my penis was 3 inches long she was shocked and said "aww shit".

thank you I'll be here all year long.

lmao!

 

[Bullit]

my girlfriend was in shock and awe when she saw my genitals.

when she realized my penis was 3 inches long she was shocked and said "aww shit".

thank you I'll be here all year long.

I just flew in from Vegas.. boy are my arms tired!

 

[Bullit]

T-minus 60 minutes and counting.

 

[the nature boy]

T-minus 60 minutes and counting.

and the world collectively holds it's breath.



and exhales. because everybody in the world can't hold their breath for very long.

 

[Bullit]

Bad news.

Didn't work out as planned.

Little shock and especailly no awe.

 

[the nature boy]

I was at least hoping to hear that shock and awe turned into Operation Dumbo Drop.

 

[the nature boy]

bump. what happened.

 

[WODIN]

Jerked off to a sock puppet again didn't ya?!!!!

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Best thread ever.

 

[rjl296]

Ouch man... why u gotta be like that?

im just kidding.feel better now ?

 

[Bullit]

bump. what happened.

Well.. after making 5.3 billion phone calls I couldn't find anyone to go out with.

So I went to this shit bar for a couple beers with a coworker to discuss chix, the war & basically solve all the worlds problems.

Came home and made my "bad news" post. Then a buddy called and we went to a shit little pub & hung out with some ravers.

All in all operation Shock and Awe Calgary was as successful as Custers last stand.

Fuckin bitches.

 

[beastboy]

Well.. after making 5.3 billion phone calls I couldn't find anyone to go out with.

So I went to this shit bar for a couple beers with a coworker to discuss chix, the war & basically solve all the worlds problems.

Came home and made my "bad news" post. Then a buddy called and we went to a shit little pub & hung out with some ravers.

All in all operation Shock and Awe Calgary was as successful as Custers last stand.

Fuckin bitches.

You still hate the US after your discussion of the war?

 

[Bullit]

You still hate the US after your discussion of the war?

Just 1 particular american in Detroit.

 

[beastboy]

Just 1 particular american in Detroit.

Pauly?

 

[Nathan]

Just 1 particular american in Detroit.

Eminem?

 

[Bullit]

Eminem?

No I think Poolboy is in some other city.

I'll give you a hint: he likes to stick erect cat penii in his nose.

 

[beastboy]

No I think Poolboy is in some other city.

I'll give you a hint: he likes to stick erect cat penii in his nose.

Nature Boy is in DC. It is the only pussy he gets.