SHIT!! The haircut lady just called me and asked me out!! What to do?

[FreakMonster]

I have been going to get my haircut every month from this lady that is about 32 yrs. old and she just asked me if I wanted to go out sometime. I couldn't come up with any damn excuses so my dumbass said sure why not. She's a nice lady and all but she's just not my type. What the hell should I do? I felt so uncomfortable when she asked me out!!! I guess if I diss her I'm gonna have to find a new place to get my hair cut.

 

[bunnymt]

I posted a reply to your dilemma in a new thread called "decision"

bunny

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Shove a broken wine bottle up her cunt.

 

[frorider6]

fuck her.

 

[FreakMonster]

Bwhahaha You guys crack me up!!

 

[Wombat]

Fuck her once--change your # and then go to a diff--place for a haircut...Do it on principle alone if not anything else...peace

 

[dimitrios]

Tell her you just want to fuck and then have your hair cut or get your hair cut and then fuck

 

[bunnymt]

Fuck her once--change your # and then go to a diff--place for a haircut...Do it on principle alone if not anything else...peace

Well. These are not the kinds of approaches that I would recommend but they all get the point across, don't they?

 

[frorider6]

Use this woman to fulfill the most vile of your fantasies. Get freaky. Do absolutely everything to her. Ruin her for every man after you.

 

[Lord_Suston]

you can be a gentleman and have no fun....
or you can have her cut the other head's hair and get free haircuts for the rest of your life.