shit talking before fights

[AAP]

GUYS: i hate you, man, fuck you.


GALS: in fights: your eyes are uneven and you're fat and you're an attention whore and you're dumb and i bet the only reason you have good grades is because you sleep with your teachers. also, i had sex with your boyfriend. and also I deleted you off facebook and unfollowed you and I hope you live alone for the rest of your life and even your cats run away from you. p.s your mum is sleeping with her yoga teacher. bye, cunt.

 

[zwhit]

Lol

You might get a good "fuck you" from me before I get in a fight. But you want catch me shit talking, unless its just messing around with good friends, or fighting very often.

 

[AFeedz]

My sister de-friended me a couple weeks ago bc of a fight. lololol

 

[AAP]

Getting defriended on Facebook is legitimate grounds for going over and keying someone's car.

 

[hardrock]

Been a while since I've seen a fight. ya think living in this shit hole college town, I'd see em everytime I go out. So Fuck You!

 

[AAP]

Before a fight, I grab a microphone and cut a Ric Flair style interview.

 

[cindylou]

My sister de-friended me a couple weeks ago bc of a fight. lololol

lol...really?

 

[motorcyclegiant]

Before a fight, I grab a microphone and cut a Ric Flair style interview.

I have to say, that made me laugh my ass off! There are some freaking funny people on here....cheers! (image of a guy busting out a portable mic and "Flairin" it up LMAO!)



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[Lambruh]

ironically same thing can be said for pre-intercourse

 

[smurf2]

i thought the title said SHIT TAKING BEFORE FLIGHTS and I was going to say yeah, you def want to empty the bowels before getting on a flight, ,man.