she tried to stick her finger in my ass

[AAP]

so my massage was going absolutely amazing (--strong little bitch--) until she suddenly tried to work her finger into my ass. Of course my iron clad sphincter was having none of that and she nearly ended up with a chipped nail and a knuckle out of joint. She looks at me and says "relax". I look at her and say "get real". I mean, WTF... I ain't up with that homo shit. If her margarita drinking ass had tuned into EF lately, she would have realized I AIN'T GAY.

shit = out = yes
dicks/fingers/rubber toys/small rodents = in = NO

After a dozen of "eye sah-ree, eye sah-ree, my mess-teek" she added another 30 minutes to the massage. She was looking for that tip.

The only other problem on this trip is that I have an old laptop with DSL, but no DSL access here. So I have to use the network connection to Mindspring in Atlanta (dial up) and their 1-800 number. This was already on here when I bought this used. So it is slow as fuck. So I promise I will reply to all the PM's and emails I have gotten when I return to the States.

 

[HANSEL]

She sensed you are gay and wanted to give you a happy rear ending.

 

[HANSEL]

I worked at a ritzy health spa before and even that place had a couple hookers on call.

 

[flex123]

wtf type of happy ending massage is that.

They have gay massage palors also, where they stick shit up your ass? I heard of the straight ones where the asian lady wacks you off before but not this.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I'm telling you AAP the chicks just love gay guys! In fact I'm really contemplating going Gay! That way I can have even more romantic love sessions with chicks that want to turn me back straight!

 

[AAP]

wtf type of happy ending massage is that.

THANK YOU!!! Something up ass is not happy at all... though it might be an ending for the person who put it there.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

I'm telling you AAP the chicks just love gay guys! In fact I'm really contemplating going Gay! That way I can have even more romantic love sessions with chicks that want to turn me back straight!

Gay guys are good as friends. If they are gay I wouldn't try to do ANYTHING with them other than being their friend. Turning gay men straight is not my thing. Its easier to find a straight man.

 

[jackangel]

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Gay guys are good as friends. If they are gay I wouldn't try to do ANYTHING with them other than being their friend. Turning gay men straight is not my thing. Its easier to find a straight man.

I can only be your gay friend? I was only kiding by the way! Well only if it does not work! Otherwise I'm going Flaming Gay Spartacussssssss!

 

[poultrygeist]

I'm telling you AAP the chicks just love gay guys! In fact I'm really contemplating going Gay! That way I can have even more romantic love sessions with chicks that want to turn me back straight!