She stroked my nutzzzzzzz!

[DIVISION]

Initial appointment with a new doctor, she is to become my PCP (primacy care physician), so after ruminating over any health issues I was a bit taken back that she looked at me and flatly said: Bend over and drop your pants.

I thought she was going to give me the two finger plunge aka Prostate Exam, however I was relieved that she was just going to inspect my nuts for volume, size and any possible abnormalities. It all took me by suprise, It went from a cordial hello to ----> drop your pants!

She got on her knees and was less than a foot from my crown jewels, it was a bit funny.....and I couldn't resist looking down at her while she took each one in her hands and moved it around between her fingers. I couldn't help watching in amusement and I'd say she looked like a prospector looking for diamonds. That shit was off the chain, y0!!!

Part of me wanted to slap her with my cock, but she was being professional, so I just had to humor myself with these sick twisted thoughts...

Discuss.




DIV

 

[chewyxrage]

I've had a female doc handle my jewels, too. It was actually disturbing because she was the same age as my mom. Not a good thing to think about.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Now I remember why I don't go to doctors....fuck that.

 

[perkele]

So do you have 2 or 3 testicles?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Was she hot? Probably not a good idea to have hot package inspectors, as for me I'd probably get wood, and then well, it would have to be taken care of.
It's like a fantasy, could you imagine if a hot chick you were after was just recently appointed to a nurse, and you had the pleasure of running into her in this fashion?

 

[DIVISION]

I've had a female doc handle my jewels, too. It was actually disturbing because she was the same age as my mom. Not a good thing to think about.

It was fucking funny!

I did feel like boning her, just a bit........it's unavoidable..




DIV

 

[Sean Scott]

Now I remember why I don't go to doctors....fuck that.

I have to agree but it sounds like you had fun

 

[DIVISION]

So do you have 2 or 3 testicles?

2 nuts....1 sack.

You do the math, PERKnugga........




DIV

 

[DIVISION]

Was she hot? Probably not a good idea to have hot package inspectors, as for me I'd probably get wood, and then well, it would have to be taken care of.
It's like a fantasy, could you imagine if a hot chick you were after was just recently appointed to a nurse, and you had the pleasure of running into her in this fashion?

What you mean is running up in her mouth while she's deep in thought studying your sack.....

I know you hanselgretyl.........I KNOW YOUR SICK WAYZ!

I'm TELLING VELVETTEER!!!!!




DIV

 

[awittyusername]

Yes, I know its uncomfortable. My boyscout leader used to do that to me all the time.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I have to agree but it sounds like you had fun

I had a quick 2 minute physical when I was 13. I fucking hated it. I don't go to doctors anymore. I don't even have on PCP.
I don't like being touched by strangers...ever.

 

[DIVISION]

I have to agree but it sounds like you had fun

I didn't "foam up" if that's what you're asking......







DIV

 

[perkele]

2 nuts....1 sack.

You do the math, PERKnugga........




DIV

I can count

2 + 1 = 3

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

What you mean is running up in her mouth while she's deep in thought studying your sack.....

I know you hanselgretyl.........I KNOW YOUR SICK WAYZ!

I'm TELLING VELVETTEER!!!!!




DIV

Nooooooooooo!!!! She'll divorce me for sure

 

[DIVISION]

Nooooooooooo!!!! She'll divorce me for sure

Fo' SHO!

But that means I get the opportunnity to take advantage.....

Lil' Velvetteer can be the ivory cream in my coffee......



DIV

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Fo' SHO!

But that means I get the opportunnity to take advantage.....

Lil' Velvetteer can be the ivory cream in my coffee......



DIV

She owns your coffee.

 

[Dunk]

I thought she was going to give me the two finger plunge aka Prostate Exam, however I was relieved that she was just going to inspect my nuts

I smell bullshit. You know you wanted her to milk you.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I smell bullshit. You know you wanted her to milk you.

with 3 fingers

 

[DIVISION]

She owns your coffee.

....but not my soul, nugga.......

My soul stays pure.....





DIV

 

[Mr. Black]

So was she hot or NOT?

 

[bran987]

she didn't really get on her knees did she?