She gave me her number

[-SD-]

Well true, giving the wrong impression a bit though, meant she seems to really like me but is not very open and friendly with others

You sense that it isnt supposed to be that way though, because you know it matters how she interacts with everyone, not just with you. But you already knew that because youve been a good little student of The Jerk Book.

 

[Frackal]

Read some of It today while taking a shit.... Ill probably have to re-read the whole thing so I dont get myself into trouble

 

[-SD-]

Nibbled a bit off of it while on the crapper? You truly are a dedicated bro and appreciate the wisdom it espouses. The Book will always show you the way. I remember the day I first laid eyes on The Book, was a long time ago but remember it like yesterday. I think I read the whole thing right there in the bookstore, but then tragically I realized I had no funds for which to purchase The Book. I was forced to steal The Book in my coat. The Book demands such dedication from all who lay their naive eyes upon it, as you now are realizing.

 

[BigBazooka]

Lmao. Supersizeme just called Frakul "a walking cheque drop"! That's one the funniest things I've ever read in my life! OMG I'm laughing.

 

[Frackal]

Frackal

 

[-SD-]

expect more, accept less.

 

[BigBazooka]

Frackal

Come on, man. Did you really think I spelled your name wrong by accident? I just like the name "Frakul".

 

[-SD-]

supurdav

 

[supersizeme]

Well... this is the girl who made me mad when she was so flirtatious but didnt mention she had a bf.... yes I know I am potentially getting myself into a shaky situation but I'll take it one step at a time... she has said that she cannot handle a serious relationship right now which is ok .. who knows what will happen between us

alright, little homie...here's exactly what's going on in Suzie Q's world right now.

Suzie Q always dug you, which was obvious from your description of the flirting that went on between you two. Yeah, she had a bf at the time, but that has never stopped the majority of females I know from flirting. So most likely this weekend, she and her bf got into a fight and aren't speaking at the moment. They're not broken up yet, but Suzie Q knows she has Frackalackal on the back burner. She knew damn well that whenever her bf fucks up, she's got other shit lined up. So you're on the batter's deck right now swinging your cock around with one of those weighted donut thingies on the end. Weighted cherry lifesaver, whatever. Right now her bf is doing one of two things. He's either not sweating anything, thinking in his mind that they just had a little fight and will work past it, or he's at home pulling his fucking hair out because his gf gave him a taste of "the bitch" that she never showed him before either. "She's only like that way with other people!!!" Mmmkay. This sounds like the type of girl who is more than capable of making you go nuts like with KC.
That said, go stick your pee pee in her as soon as possible. Rest assured that the EF Community will be here for you 4-5 months down the road when this female has jabbed 40-50 18 gauage needles into your

 

[THE DIAMOND BEAST]

ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS IF HER STINK PATCH IS ROTTEN?