she fell and she couldnt get up

[hamstershaver]

some old fart just decided she would fall on her ass where i work, i rushed over to survey my options
A) pretend i didnt see it and post on ef some more
B) help the old bag out since i wanst doing anything at the time
C) pick her old ass up and hope she had lots of ching and would give me a reward
i decided A was the best option but a co worker saw me looking so A was out ,
i figured her for about 90lbs so i figured it would be no problem lifting her up with all my plumper sex training, so i picked her up and sent her on her way, i am a hero
btw she didnt give me a nickel

 

[SoKlueles]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG you had to think on whether to pick her up???

 

[bran987]

a true hamstertarian humanitarian lol

 

[hamstershaver]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG you had to think on whether to pick her up???

um yes

 

[SoKlueles]

um yes

omgggggggggg

 

[KillahBee]

There is no possible way I would have been able to hold back the laughter

 

[sweed]

after u picked her up, did u slap her ass when she was walking away and go..." nice trip , see u next fall, sport"

 

[jaded]

LOL

For some reason this thread reminds me of a story I heard...this guy was at the mall near my house with his mom and his mom fell on the escalator, and the guy kept walking and pretended he didn't know her

 

[habitualhealth]

a true hamstertarian humanitarian lol

nice vocab concoction

 

[jrlex]

you should of looked at her and said "Ouch that looked like it hurt"! and kept on walking.

 

[UA_Iron]

a true hamstertarian humanitarian lol

your play on words is ingenius, bran.


Should have let natural selection take its course Hamsters Haver, she's fucking up social security for the rest of us.

j/k I would have helped her.

 

[jrlex]

LOL

For some reason this thread reminds me of a story I heard...this guy was at the mall near my house with his mom and his mom fell on the escalator, and the guy kept walking and pretended he didn't know her

I love your avi..k to you..

 

[perkele]

some old fart just decided she would fall on her ass where i work, i rushed over to survey my options
A) pretend i didnt see it and post on ef some more
B) help the old bag out since i wanst doing anything at the time
C) pick her old ass up and hope she had lots of ching and would give me a reward
i decided A was the best option but a co worker saw me looking so A was out ,
i figured her for about 90lbs so i figured it would be no problem lifting her up with all my plumper sex training, so i picked her up and sent her on her way, i am a hero
btw she didnt give me a nickel

What a bitch!

 

[pintoca]

next time you see her, spill some KY in from of her and tell her "Remember that nickel...."

 

[The Angry Mule]

I'd give the old girl a hand.Its the right thing to do and if your lucky you will be old one day and may need some assitance.

 

[pintoca]

Hamster don't have that long of a lifespan

 

[wootoom]

i get knocked down and i get up again your never going to keep me down

 

[eat big]

Should have let natural selection take its course Hamsters Haver, she's fucking up social security for the rest of us.

Yeah, how dare she. At least she didnt break a hip and need Medicare.

 

[Bullit]

s
i decided A was the best option but a co worker saw me looking so A was out ,

Too bad... you mighta been able to feed her a boot sandwich.

 

[Gambino]

some old fart just decided she would fall on her ass where i work, i rushed over to survey my options
A) pretend i didnt see it and post on ef some more
B) help the old bag out since i wanst doing anything at the time
C) pick her old ass up and hope she had lots of ching and would give me a reward
D) hope she would give me some sympathy gash
i decided A was the best option but a co worker saw me looking so A was out ,
i figured her for about 90lbs so i figured it would be no problem lifting her up with all my plumper sex training, so i picked her up and sent her on her way, i am a hero
btw she didnt give me a nickel

go for d

 

[Raptorex]

U screwed up her scam.

 

[artrius]

I would have gone with "Gravity's a bitch, aint it?"

 

[EnderJE]

some old fart just decided she would fall on her ass where i work, i rushed over to survey my options
A) pretend i didnt see it and post on ef some more
B) help the old bag out since i wanst doing anything at the time
C) pick her old ass up and hope she had lots of ching and would give me a reward
i decided A was the best option but a co worker saw me looking so A was out ,
i figured her for about 90lbs so i figured it would be no problem lifting her up with all my plumper sex training, so i picked her up and sent her on her way, i am a hero
btw she didnt give me a nickel

D) Flying elbow drop off a chair.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I would say this board scares me but I think the hamster is joking around.

He's like that you know.

 

[lilred]

Left your Medic Alert bracelet at home?

 

[buffer1]

U screwed up her scam.

you sure did hammy