PuddleMonkey said:That sounded sweet, sorry to hear things didn't work out. I have a huge fear of marriage myself, I don't trust enough.

jerkbox said:i've thought about how much i would be paying if i did get married and then divorced.....that's about it for me i think
i've thought about how much i would be paying if i did get married and then divorced.....that's about it for me i think
dirty~d~ said:Ok, you guys have MISSED THE POINT of my thread. I don't want to hear about the unhappy endings. PAY ATTENTION!![]()
PuddleMonkey said:I dated this girl for a year and a half. And even though I never proposed to her, her and her mother picked out a date, a church, and her dress. We were just driving along one day in the car and she filled me in on all this planning they had done. It was over about a week later, I felt like I was being trapped, I had to get out while I still could.
dirty~d~ said:I don't want to hear about the unhappy endings.
dirty~d~ said:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Damn it, I guess I'll just go to bed and stare at the ceiling.![]()
dirty~d~ said:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Damn it, I guess I'll just go to bed and stare at the ceiling.![]()
jerkbox said:LOL
maybe bump your ass-wax thread

Frisky said:Proposal........ eh![]()
Divorce was more exciting![]()

ChefWide said:Damn...
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Can we get back to tropical fruit threads, please?
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RottenWillow said:one time I asked this guy Bill to marry me. There's a whole song about it actually.....Willow goes all out.
Forge said:OK, I'll play.
My ex-wife isn't much of a jewelry person so after dating for a year I really had no idea what kind of jewelry she liked. One day we were walking around a mall and I suggested we should just look around some jewelry stores so I could get an idea for what kind of rings she likes (at this point we both knew we were getting married eventually we just weren't in any rush). So we looked through a few stores and she didn't really like anything she saw until she found this one ring. She lit up so brightly that every saleswoman in the store immediately came over, she literally just fell in love with this ring insantly (and it was freakin gorgeous, probably the most brilliant ring I've ever seen). Unfortunately it was $5000 and she didn't want a ring worth more than a couple hundred because 1) she works on a farm, and 2) she rarely wears rings anyway. Plus we were saving for the wedding. So we decided it was too much and left it at that.
The next day I went back and bought the ring, talked them down to $4400 too.
But it was too soon to propose, so I just held onto the ring and waited for a good time to spring it on her. 8 months later we took a week off for vacation. Instead of going anywhere fancy we just took little trips around home all week long. One day, it was a sunny Thursday in the Fall, we took the Jeep off-roading in some mountains out in the middle of nowhere. Packed a picnic and a cooler and worked our way up to the top of the highest mountain for a fantastic view and had a long lazy lunch there. After we ate we did a little short hiking around the summit, got to the very highest spot on the mountain (spectacular view of the valleys) and it was there that I dropped on one knee and asked her to marry me. When she saw the ring she literally freaked and started giggling like a little school girl, when she could talk again her actual first words were "you fucking bastard!". Then she proceeded to maul me sexually for the next two hours, right on that mountaintop. It wasn't until hours later when we were walking back to the Jeep that I realized she hadn't actually given me an answer. She then said "Hell Yes I'll marry you".
That happened over 6 years ago, but it seems like just yesterday to me.
Forge said:OK, I'll play.
My ex-wife isn't much of a jewelry person so after dating for a year I really had no idea what kind of jewelry she liked. One day we were walking around a mall and I suggested we should just look around some jewelry stores so I could get an idea for what kind of rings she likes (at this point we both knew we were getting married eventually we just weren't in any rush). So we looked through a few stores and she didn't really like anything she saw until she found this one ring. She lit up so brightly that every saleswoman in the store immediately came over, she literally just fell in love with this ring insantly (and it was freakin gorgeous, probably the most brilliant ring I've ever seen). Unfortunately it was $5000 and she didn't want a ring worth more than a couple hundred because 1) she works on a farm, and 2) she rarely wears rings anyway. Plus we were saving for the wedding. So we decided it was too much and left it at that.
The next day I went back and bought the ring, talked them down to $4400 too.
But it was too soon to propose, so I just held onto the ring and waited for a good time to spring it on her. 8 months later we took a week off for vacation. Instead of going anywhere fancy we just took little trips around home all week long. One day, it was a sunny Thursday in the Fall, we took the Jeep off-roading in some mountains out in the middle of nowhere. Packed a picnic and a cooler and worked our way up to the top of the highest mountain for a fantastic view and had a long lazy lunch there. After we ate we did a little short hiking around the summit, got to the very highest spot on the mountain (spectacular view of the valleys) and it was there that I dropped on one knee and asked her to marry me. When she saw the ring she literally freaked and started giggling like a little school girl, when she could talk again her actual first words were "you fucking bastard!". Then she proceeded to maul me sexually for the next two hours, right on that mountaintop. It wasn't until hours later when we were walking back to the Jeep that I realized she hadn't actually given me an answer. She then said "Hell Yes I'll marry you".
That happened over 6 years ago, but it seems like just yesterday to me.
Why? Would your SO surprising you with diamonds in a crowded square mean that much to you? I'm not trying to question the reaction, I just don't understand it.Sugarplum said:I'm a total sucker for romance, but i've never really had a proposal.
like a total dork, every year at valentines day i start crying at the diamond commercials- the ones where the guy gets down on his knee in a crowded square or surprises her when she's not expecting it.
Sugarplum said:I'm a total sucker for romance, but i've never really had a proposal.
like a total dork, every year at valentines day i start crying at the diamond commercials- the ones where the guy gets down on his knee in a crowded square or surprises her when she's not expecting it.
Sugarplum said:I'm a total sucker for romance, but i've never really had a proposal.
like a total dork, every year at valentines day i start crying at the diamond commercials- the ones where the guy gets down on his knee in a crowded square or surprises her when she's not expecting it.

Don't confuse weakness with crying, sissy. jkjkjkjkannabelletx said:yes i cried. i can't help it. i am a woman.
EnderJE said:Don't confuse weakness with crying, sissy. jkjkjkjk![]()

jerkbox said:i've thought about how much i would be paying if i did get married and then divorced.....that's about it for me i think
PuddleMonkey said:I honestly don't know of any happy endings for guys and marriage. lol

gonelifting said:Marriage is not something you "find" or "win" or "get". It`s a lifelong commitment to another person EACH AND EVERY day of the rest of your lives. If you can`t do that, then you should`nt get married.
gonelifting said:Marriage is not something you "find" or "win" or "get". It`s a lifelong commitment to another person EACH AND EVERY day of the rest of your lives. If you can`t do that, then you should`nt get married.
GoldenDelicious said:a long story
GoldenDelicious said:she told me that she had been cheating....which is why im on the net so much i guess
im glad you think this sort of thing is funny, aap. i wonder what you would do if your world was ripped away.alien amp pharm said:That sucks bro. At least she told you she was cheating. Most just do it and think nothing of it.
Also, is this girl destroying you the reason you turned gay? Just curious.
GoldenDelicious said:im glad you think this sort of thing is funny, aap. i wonder what you would do if your world was ripped away.
GoldenDelicious said:im glad you think this sort of thing is funny, aap. i wonder what you would do if your world was ripped away.
fair enough aap. one day, maybe.alien amp pharm said:um, did you miss my story? That put a big hole in my heart.
That happened 3 years ago. I did not find one single girl I wanted to even have a second date with since then until the recent "20 yr old" I dated. If I had to write down everything I wanted in a female, she met them all almost completely. Then she left me.
So yeah, I know what it's like. It's not funny, but being miserable over it isn't going to accomplish anything. Lighten up.
GoldenDelicious said:fair enough aap. one day, maybe.
GoldenDelicious said:but something was wrong, and when we got back to the resort, i asked her what was going through her mind..and crying, she told me that she had been cheating with her boss for the past five months
GoldenDelicious said:ok, fuckit, you guys know everything else, why not this
i met this girl at a wedding, and we danced all night, kissed for a little, and clicked perfectly. we were 20, and fell into seeing each other like the most natural thing in the world. we were both students, i was to be a pharmacist, she was to be an architect, it was fantastic. we rented a home, filled it with stuff, bought a car, did the things that couples do. things were fantastic for about three years, we finished university, got jobs, she was working for a lone architect, and i was working in a community pharmacy doing my pre-reg year. we had discussed marriage, children...well not really, we just kind of assumed that it would happen, it really was great. i wanted kids later, she wanted them earlier, but that was all silly stuff anyway, so after a while i thought it was time. i didnt say anything to anyone, i went out and quietly bought a ring. it was simple, small, nothing to brag about, but then things werent too easy at the time financially. i held onto it for about 2 months, planning how to make the moment perfect, and before a long weekend, bought a surprise holiday package to Fiji (for those of you who dont know where that is, its a fantastic tropical holiday spot in the pacific) and surprised her with it. we got there, and on the second day, we were walking on the beach at night, it was a full moon, the sand was that blueish tinge taht you see in the movies, and i said "you know, this spot really is perfect" and stopped walking, knelt, and when she looked at me quizzically (she didnt know what was happening) i asked her, and she said yes. we had sex on the beach, but something was wrong, and when we got back to the resort, i asked her what was going through her mind..and crying, she told me that she had been cheating with her boss for the past five months
i moved out the day following our return to australia, moved across the country, and havnt spoken to her since, which is why im on the net so much i guess
so there you go
From Zero said:You could always go on a non-stop posting spree bitchfest about your ex. Seems to help a lot of the peeps around here.
JK, aap. I love you so much.
JerseyArt said:In truth though man, if she could do that for 5 months without saying a word, that's definitely someone you dont need to have around you. The woman is low
fistfullofsteel said:A good line from the movie Alexander. Phillip of Macedonia to young Alexander, "Beware of women, they are far more dangerous than any man." Or something like that.
dirty~d~ said:Unless you date men, you probably will never see it. Men can be just as cruel, believe me.
JerseyArt said:Let me just clarify though that I wasnt actually referring to anyone I have been involved with personally.
dirty~d~ said:Unless you date men, you probably will never see it. Men can be just as cruel, believe me.
Puddles said:Yes, men can be as well, but having dated both men and women, I find women to be worse more often and are usually much sneakier.

WHOA! I got all knoted up inside when I read that. Wow, I feel for you, but can't say I've experienced anything close to that, and I hope I never will.GoldenDelicious said:ok, fuckit, you guys know everything else, why not this
i met this girl at a wedding, and we danced all night, kissed for a little, and clicked perfectly. we were 20, and fell into seeing each other like the most natural thing in the world. we were both students, i was to be a pharmacist, she was to be an architect, it was fantastic. we rented a home, filled it with stuff, bought a car, did the things that couples do. things were fantastic for about three years, we finished university, got jobs, she was working for a lone architect, and i was working in a community pharmacy doing my pre-reg year. we had discussed marriage, children...well not really, we just kind of assumed that it would happen, it really was great. i wanted kids later, she wanted them earlier, but that was all silly stuff anyway, so after a while i thought it was time. i didnt say anything to anyone, i went out and quietly bought a ring. it was simple, small, nothing to brag about, but then things werent too easy at the time financially. i held onto it for about 2 months, planning how to make the moment perfect, and before a long weekend, bought a surprise holiday package to Fiji (for those of you who dont know where that is, its a fantastic tropical holiday spot in the pacific) and surprised her with it. we got there, and on the second day, we were walking on the beach at night, it was a full moon, the sand was that blueish tinge taht you see in the movies, and i said "you know, this spot really is perfect" and stopped walking, knelt, and when she looked at me quizzically (she didnt know what was happening) i asked her, and she said yes. we had sex on the beach, but something was wrong, and when we got back to the resort, i asked her what was going through her mind..and crying, she told me that she had been cheating with her boss for the past five months
i moved out the day following our return to australia, moved across the country, and havnt spoken to her since, which is why im on the net so much i guess
so there you go
you really need to read post number 74CrazyK said:WHOA! I got all knoted up inside when I read that. Wow, I feel for you, but can't say I've experienced anything close to that, and I hope I never will.
Fuck you.GoldenDelicious said:you really need to read post number 74
GoldenDelicious said:
that also brought a tear to my eye![]()
GoldenDelicious said:you really need to read post number 74

coming from you, that sounds great!Puddles said:LOL You suck big moose dick!
You really need to be punnished for that one.![]()

I just reread this thread today, and it brought a tear to my eye. you guys are so nice. i mean, it almost made me feel bad that, well...my story was total bullshit
almost
you guys are going to totally nail me anyway, arent you

GoldenDelicious said:I just reread this thread today, and it brought a tear to my eye. you guys are so nice. i mean, it almost made me feel bad that, well...my story was total bullshit
almost
you guys are going to totally nail me anyway, arent you![]()
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GoldenDelicious said:my story was total bullshit![]()
you know chef, you made me feel really guilty, actually. i had tapped out a confession last night right after you posted but thought...nahChefWide said:well then. I am so pleased we had this moment together.
oh just admit it aap, you felt bad, didnt youalien amp pharm said:I knew it was when you referred to liking a girl instead of a guy.
GREGORY said:Once again being emotionally disconnected had worked in my favor, i did not react much to GoldenDelicious's story.
GoldenDelicious said:I just reread this thread today, and it brought a tear to my eye. you guys are so nice. i mean, it almost made me feel bad that, well...my story was total bullshit

forge, my balls are so big that i have only ever done weighted dips, alrightForge said:Ah, I knew you didn't have balls like that! If you had then you would have hooked up with that model instead of letting her just walk out of your life like the limp-dick pansy that you are. Yet again you prove yourself!![]()
fistfullofsteel said:Ban the asswipe. I was about to go into my full anti-bitches mode.
JerseyArt said:LOL@ Golden
I should have gone with my instincts and called bullshit at the aprt where the chick said yes.
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