Share your home remedies..

[Seashell]

One of my brothers uses crazy-glue on hangnails or to close up small cuts...

My friend told me toothpaste is good for filling small nail holes in a wall...

I use vinegar instead of liquid fabric softner, works great and doesn't leave your clothes smelling weird either.
(I also use it to kill spiders if I don't want to smash 'em)

 

[from zero]

My dad does the Krazy Glue™ thing too.

One time I sliced my thumb open, and the shit would not stop bleeding. Dude I worked with broke open an egg and peeled the membrane off the inside off the eggshell and put it on the cut. It dried and sealed the wound up quickly.

 

[KillahBee]

Common cold - brandy

instant girlfriend - piece of bologna with mayo inside squeezed in between 2 couch cushions

 

[Seashell]

My dad does the Krazy Glue™ thing too.

One time I sliced my thumb open, and the shit would not stop bleeding. Dude I worked with broke open an egg and peeled the membrane off the inside off the eggshell and put it on the cut. It dried and sealed the wound up quickly.

The egg thing is really weird/interesting...

 

[jnevin]

Cough medicine: Mix equal parts honey, apple cider vinegar, and lemon juice. Drink, wince, reek like vinegar, stop coughing oddly enough. Add brandy for one before bed.

Baldness: Just shave it.

 

[Yarg!]

11 sips of water while holding ur breath, no more no less- hiccup cure.
if ur sink is clogged u get blow dryer the piping to melt the gunk
spray pam on ur bumper so the bugs dont stick
the fizz on top of a beer can remove facial oil

 

[jerseyart]

Common cold - brandy

instant girlfriend - piece of bologna with mayo inside squeezed in between 2 couch cushions

How many slices, and do you nuke it first?

 

[feisty11975]

Common cold - brandy

instant girlfriend - piece of bologna with mayo inside squeezed in between 2 couch cushions

hahahaha

 

[feisty11975]

If you break a lightbulb in the light socket, cut a potato in half and use it to unscrew the broken bulb. Works everytime

 

[Buddy_Christ]

place a strong scented candle in the car instead of an air freshener. lasts forever.

discovered that one by accident. gf has had the same candle in her car for over 6 months and her car still smells like mint chocolate every time i get in.


killah - try week old ham and you can skip the mayo. trust me on this, it feels much better.

 

[Zebo]

For joint pain, eat gin-soaked raisins. Take a jar and almost fill it with golden raisins (only). Fill the jar up with gin.
Every day eat nine raisins.

It works for arthritis and joint problems....don't ask me why.

Old farm remedy or something.......

 

[Dunk]

11 sips of water while holding ur breath, no more no less- hiccup cure.
if ur sink is clogged u get blow dryer the piping to melt the gunk
spray pam on ur bumper so the bugs dont stick
the fizz on top of a beer can remove facial oil

hiccups you can also light a match and inhale the fumes right away.

and i think u got the beer and facial oil backwards orb. you ever get a head of foam on ure beer wipe some facial oil off your nose and swirl it in the foam. watch it dissappear.

also leave a water melon in the sun on a hot summer day. poke a hole in it and go to town.

cut and serve.

 

[BrothaBill]

Smoke banana peels to relieve anxiety.
They call it mellow yellow...quite right lee

 

[NJjuice22]

If you got a wart , put silver duct tape on it daily , in a week or 2 it will be gone. it works!


http://www.loebrich.org/2002/10/15/yet_another_use_for_duct_tape_wart_removal.html

 

[jerseyart]

If you got a wart , put silver duct tape on it daily , in a week or 2 it will be gone. it works!

Damn bor, the fag squad got pissed you wouldnt send nude pics? Whose the Dukes fan at the end, some trannie?

 

[NJjuice22]

Damn bor, the fag squad got pissed you wouldnt send nude pics? Whose the Dukes fan at the end, some trannie?

lol..yea the fruits got mad, probably started when I told deteras to go fuck his mother. As for the tranny at the end, he must be sexually frustrated.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

If you find yourself getting horny all of the sudden, masturbation seems to clear that up right quick.

Hope this helps.

 

[danielson]

ground black pepper on cuts

is antiseptic, antibacterial, analgesic according to some mens health i read. the powder helps stem the bleeding too, plus if anyones around you can let out an arnold scream and pretend it hurt

 

[jackangel]

headache ... smash toe
stomache ache ... break fingers
cough ... knife to the shoulder

etc.

 

[Seashell]

ground black pepper on cuts

is antiseptic, antibacterial, analgesic according to some mens health i read. the powder helps stem the bleeding too, plus if anyones around you can let out an arnold scream and pretend it hurt

That sounds like it would hurt...

 

[danielson]

That sounds like it would hurt...

its analgesic so it actually reduces the pain. i remember dusting some on and a few secs later, less pain!

of course everyone was looking at me like i was mad

 

[jackangel]

who is that vision of loveliness in your avatar, danielson? and please confirm her ethnicity for me, thank you.

 

[danielson]

who is that vision of loveliness in your avatar, danielson? and please confirm her ethnicity for me, thank you.

yeah i thought she was indian too, but it turns out she;s half latin

but she looks like a horny indian chick, so thats all that matters



her name is raven riley and she's an amateur pornstar! here are some clothed pics

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Duct tape can fix the world...

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Duct tape can fix the world...

Seriously.

 

[PICK3]

instant girlfriend - piece of bologna with mayo inside squeezed in between 2 couch cushions

What did you name her?

Does she get pissed if you spend time with other sliced meats?

 

[jenscats5]

Warts -- File them off with an emery board

For a cold -- Hot toddy: Gin/vodka in hot water with honey

To keep lettuce fresh for a loooong time: Wash, shake off excess water. Roll in paper towels & store in Ziploc bags

To keep celery fresh for a loooong time: Wrap in aluminum foil or cut & keep in a plastic container with water

To kill slugs: Pour salt on em or put a shallow container with beer in it & they will crawl in & drown.

 

[Daisy_]

If you are painting and get some on the roof, get white toothpaste and it cleans it up nice, looks like the roof too. I heard that a white bar of soap on a white wall covers up holes well, oh and mud on a bee sting.

 

[Raptorex]

First time you spouse/girlfriend makes you go food or clothes shopping, really fuck-up the experience so you never get invited again...works like a charm.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

cold and flu? morphine
headache? morphine
hangnail? morphine
cuts and scratches? morphine
family pisses you off? morphine
bills in the mail? morphine

and you guys think taht youre clever wit your egg membranes. ha!

ok really burns - put som epotato on it, makes it feel better and dries it out
picking your face and have a pimple? toothpaste, sterilises it and dries it out
small cuts - superglue
got a prickly stuck in you thats too small to see? go to the beach, rub wet sand on it, the sand, when compressed, grabs the prickle and helps get it out
warts on people you know? nail clippers, followed by acid 3 days later
contacts getting dry? grab a nose hair and pull it - your eyes will water, and lubricate your contacts

 

[jerseyart]

Toothache

Bite down on a clove of garlic. It will numb the nerve and help with the pain

 

[PICK3]

Cutting onions and it's making you cry?

Never mind I forgot ... something about putting them in the fridge first or putting a piece of bread under your tongue.

 

[Sub-Zero]

First time you spouse/girlfriend makes you go food or clothes shopping, really fuck-up the experience so you never get invited again...works like a charm.

props

 

[Forge]

For a sore throat: put some salt in warm water, mix well, and gargle with it. Spit it out and repeat a few times.