My balls are big and all, but what is really impressive is the amount of skin I have on my body. It is like I'm a 6'6", 280lb guy trapped in the... no wait... - more like I'm a 5'8" 150lb guy trapped in the skin of someone 6'3" and... well, but my height, and weight... just you know, the skin.
Anyway, what I'm saying is, I have a lot of skin.