Serious Question About Osama???!!!

[minion]

I would interrogate him intensly for months. All techniques would be a possiblity. Then I would have him tortured in ways that would make great horror authors cringe.

Then I would pay huge sums of money to have a true patriot undergo detailed plastic surgury for the purpose of misinformation and self admition of guilt and remorse. To include many televised speachs about the wrongs of his old ways, quoting scripture from the Koran, Torah and Bible.

Eventually after 5yrs. or so I would stage his subsequent suicide. In which his final letter and admintion of guilt was too much to bear.

The agent that performed this task would undergo another surgury to assume any style he liked and be properly compensated.

 

[Skeeter1]

Give him a sex change operation (without anistetic of course) then send him back to afganistan to live as a woman under the taliban ?

 

[KAYNE]

I MEANT WHAT WOULD YALL DO BESIDES THE TWO OPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WARIK......MUST YOU BE SO ANALYTICAL!!! THIS IS ACTUALLY A SERIOUS QUESTION I HAVE BEEN HEARING ON THE RADIO STATIONS. AND BEING A MARTYR IS A VERY BIG DEAL TO THE TERRORISTS.

KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

Give him a sex change operation (without anistetic of course) then send him back to afganistan to live as a woman under the taliban ?

HEHE........THATS WHAT I HAD IN MIND!!!

KAYNE

 

[Frackal]

I say:


Covertly capture him, if that's possible, so his followers don't know who has him, or where he is. Then, torture and interrogate the MOTHERFUCKING SHIT out of his ass, let the CIA and Mossad have at him, that's their thing....then, stab 2 18 gauges in his eyeballs, and inject pig semen into his brain, right before you put a bullet in it. Fucker.

 

[Austin316]

I was gonna say turn him into a woman and send him back, but skeeter beat me to it

 

[Warik]

I MEANT WHAT WOULD YALL DO BESIDES THE TWO OPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WARIK......MUST YOU BE SO ANALYTICAL!!! THIS IS ACTUALLY A SERIOUS QUESTION I HAVE BEEN HEARING ON THE RADIO STATIONS. AND BEING A MARTYR IS A VERY BIG DEAL TO THE TERRORISTS.

I am being serious. Supposedly making him a martyr would be a "big deal" to the terrorists. Are they going to be any more dangerous than they would be if he were still alive and free? How about if he were alive but imprisoned?

Terrorists are evil. That's the bottom line. They will not listen to reason or logic, because if they would, they would see that their actions are wrong and would not perform them to begin with. The only way to make the United States (and everywhere in the world, for that matter) safe from these cruel people is to dispose of them as quickly as possible.

-Warik

 

[KAYNE]

WARIK

IF HE IS CAUGHT, HIS PEOPLE WILL MOST LIKELY TRY TO INVOKE MORE ACTS OF TERROR ON THE U.S. AND TRY TO GET HIM FREED. ESSENTIALLY BRINGING US MORE HEADACHES AND DEATHS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE. IF HE IS A MARTYR, EVERYTHING HE STOOD FOR WILL BE TRUE IN THE EYES OF ALL OF HIS PATRONS. IT WILL MAKE HIM LARGER THAN LIFE IN THE MUSLIM WORLD. THAT BEING SAID, WHAT WOULD YOU DO BARRING NUMBERS ONE AND TWO???


KAYNE

 

[Austin316]

sex change or dishonor him the way you kill him. They think pigs are evil, so cut his throat with a dagger full of pigs blood, grind him up, and feed his remains to pigs.

 

[KAYNE]

HOW BOUT GET SOME OF THOSE CRAZY ASS PIGS THAT WERE ON HANNIBLE AND LET THEM HAVE AT HIM. LOL

I WOULD MAKE HIS TORTURE SLOW AND PAINFUL. I WOULD TAKE ATLEAST TWO WEEKS JUST TO THINK ABOUT WHAT I WOULD DO TO HIS ASS!!!

LETTING HIM LIVE THE REST OF HIS LIFE AS A WOMAN IN AFG. IS THE ULTIMATE TORTURE THOUGH. WE ALL KNOW HOW WOMEN IN THAT CULTURE ARE VIEWED.

KAYNE