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Serious question about gym attire

Andy13

Andy13

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Alright guys... who's the fashion disaster of Elite?

Here are gym clothes that i HATE.

*those sweatshirts with the neck and arms cut out.
*nipple T's
*Otomix shoes
*MC hammer pants
(for ladys) the tights with the G-string on the out-side.
 
i wear them otomix shoes with my baby blue spandex with leg warmers, cant forget my lucky red sweat band. I think the ladies at the gym dig me cause everytime i walk pass them on the tread mills i catch them in the mirrors whisperin and pointing at me.
 
I have to agree those are 80's gym wear.

I wear what I have allways worn

Old Footbal Short
T-Shirt" not one of those tight white ones either, you can't lift in that shit."
 
Yea, most of those are bad. At the gym I go to they have fat women & fags low impact aerobics 2 nights a week. It is hard to lift with 250lb old women with shorts on dancing around. Their legs look like so much cottage cheese, yuck.
 
vanillagorilla said:
Yea, most of those are bad. At the gym I go to they have fat women & fags low impact aerobics 2 nights a week. It is hard to lift with 250lb old women with shorts on dancing around. Their legs look like so much cottage cheese, yuck.
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HEY!!!!! more cushion for the pushin, dats my flavor bro.
 
i sometimes wear my workout pants which are the mc hammer pants and i have a sleeveless shirt but sometimes i wear shorts and a baggy t-shirt,im a fashion disaster but its comfortable and i dont care how i look when im there
 
I love those old shirts with the sleeves and necks cut out. 100% white trash. Never wear them to the gym, but they're great for just hanging out.
 
No one really knows what a nipple T's are other than Andy13, everyone else is just pretending to know so they don't get goofed on.

derrick m.
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I guess I could be like the "cool guys" and say

Yeah bros, those fags in "nipple T's" are GAY, damn fockers

But

WHAT THE FUCK ARE NIPPLE T's ???
 
I don't know what the fuck a nipple tee is but there is this fucking total loser at my gym who maybe goes 150lbs. and he has absolutely no fucking muscle at all and he wears this fagass tanktop that hangs down to his fucking waist. And to top it all of he has a bad case of gyno. What a little bitch.
 
Kidcrush said:
I don't know what the fuck a nipple tee is but there is this fucking total loser at my gym who maybe goes 150lbs. and he has absolutely no fucking muscle at all and he wears this fagass tanktop that hangs down to his fucking waist. And to top it all of he has a bad case of gyno. What a little bitch.
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THAT'S what a nipple T is....

God those are the worst.. Those baggy tanktops that are usually made by carving up an xxxxxL t-shirt so that the nipples hang out..
 
I gotta say that the choice of champions is a big comphy wifebeater shirt - gives u freedom and venting without sweating all over the place.
 
Cus I started out at the gym a fat fu**er I started wearing the baggiest track bottoms and tshirts I could find. I still wear these even though i'd look good in tight stuff since I feel I can breath in the baggy stuff. It will also be cool once ive reached my goals and start wearing shorts and a muscle vest... still baggy though:) Im sure a lot of people will think WTF since a a untucked baggy t shirt still makes u look like a lard arse.

STUBS
 
What About Men in Short Shorts-- YUK!

Im all for showing you assests! But seriously guys!
some of you need to cut me a break! at my gym there
are some guys that make Britney seem pure!

YUK!
 
Is this what you are referring to as a nipple T?

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Yes I hate

the Fat chicks in tights
the skinny guys with muscle t-shirts
the guys with gyn using nipple t
the fat guys using their belts as a belly bra
the fags

:bawling: :smash::mad:
 
are belts actually needed? I never used one... does it help you lift more while bench pressing for example? or is it just to stop injury? I can see why u should use one while squatting but since I cant squat for shit i dont do em. Really should start though i think.

STUBS
 
there's this fag in my gym who works out in "Daisy Duke's" cutoff jean shorts, with a tight white T-shirt tucked into them....nasty
 
I can't join all the fag-bashing here, but I've gotta admit my fashion disaster choice is: boys in spandex unitards. (really ugly, usually on a body that doesn't deserve that kinda scrutiny, and oh-so-80s).
 
There is a fella where I workout who always gets lots of attention.. He's that 80's rocker type.. Big frizzy blonde hair that hangs down to his ass, forever wearing a t-shirt from a past concert he's attended ( White Snake, Tesla, Warrant, Ratt ).. All of them cut off in the style of the apparently dreaded "Nipple-T".. lol ... The shirt is tucked in as tight as he can get it into a pair of x-tra tight spandex bicycle shorts.. The best part is his shoes.. He wears these big ass Harley Davidson boots that come up to his calves, and have chains on them.. He weighs all of 120lbs, and no one has ever seen him lift a weight.. He will get on the stair climber, and clunk his skinny ass away for 20 minutes.. then he's out..

Steelplate
 
Actually I see nothing wrong with Otomix shoes. They provide good support and good traction. Plus they're comfortable. Alot better than wearing a pair of Air Jordans to the gym. The clown pants gotta go though...
 
have any of you guys worn the baggy workout pants? they are the most comfortable thigns ive ever worked out in
 
Steelplate said:
There is a fella where I workout who always gets lots of attention.. He's that 80's rocker type.. Big frizzy blonde hair that hangs down to his ass, forever wearing a t-shirt from a past concert he's attended ( White Snake, Tesla, Warrant, Ratt ).. All of them cut off in the style of the apparently dreaded "Nipple-T".. lol ... The shirt is tucked in as tight as he can get it into a pair of x-tra tight spandex bicycle shorts.. The best part is his shoes.. He wears these big ass Harley Davidson boots that come up to his calves, and have chains on them.. He weighs all of 120lbs, and no one has ever seen him lift a weight.. He will get on the stair climber, and clunk his skinny ass away for 20 minutes.. then he's out..

Steelplate
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Bastard, why u talking shit on me? Those shoes are perfect for my feet when I am on the star climber.... and as far as my long mullet goes, I wear it with pride... By the way, I dont need to lift weights, I chug beers down like crazy... like 6 reps to failure per can, I get a great pump that way.
 
The Canadian Oak, does your sig inform me you listen to punk? If you do, sweet... most people here listen to long greasy hair metal bands...."DEATH METAL" SLAYER!! hahahahahah
 
Frankly I wear a T Shirt which is big enough but not TOO loose, and tuck it in.

Why?

All you need is one time, when a loose piece of clothing gets caught in a machine or cable, and you just escape serious injury, to make you change your gym wardrobe.
 
I pretty much wear the same thing every time I go, which is grubby enough as it is.
Thre's one guy at my gym who a skinny little dude who has this spandex one-piece number. It's skin-tight shorts that join to a tank top - all red with gold stripes. Gotta get me one of those little numbers!

I wanna try going one time with my cock hanging out of those really short runner shorts (you know the ones that kind of cut-up a bit on the sides). Throw in a small t-shirt tied up to reveal my mid-section (gotta be while I'm bulking) and I'm set. Oh, and I'd like to include neon pink head and wrist bands to top the ensemble off.
 
I forget about guys who wear sunglasses.... can you say "ASS-HOLE"? I don't mind so much glasses that are tinted, but you can still see the person's eyes.. but the fake Oakleys from the 80's are the worst..


And dont forget about the guy who wears his leather workout belt in the car on the way to the gym, during EVERY exercise including the stationary bike and then out the door..

Andy
 
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