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Because youre getting married
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-just-booked-my-wedding-4-weeks-836113.html

Marriage: still the #1 cause of divorce
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/seems-like-2012-year-divorce-841043.html

was talking with my ex fiance and said after thinking about it that marriage as a concept simply doesnt work for me
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...t-marriage-simply-not-some-people-732443.html

there is 6 pages of you tagged to marriage and it's ills,
rob kardashian?
 
Shit man why you gotta call a rob out lol

Well what can I say?

I've been around a while and know what the bad signs are (for me) in a woman. I've really worked her over as far as what would reveal any red flags, marriage or not, and I just cant find any. Shes the most caring, considerate, loving woman Ive ever known (yea SWV I know).
Weve discussed every important topic couples should discuss pre-marriage and are in agreement on literally everything. We even went to a premarriage counselor even though nothing was wrong, just to make sure we covered all the bases and the counselor said obviously we are a great match.
Believe me I was not looking for someone to marry, I left my ex GF last year, bought a new murdercycle and was locked and loaded for bachelorhood for at least the foreseeable future. I have no reservations whatsoever that guys usually do before getting married, the whole process has been so great so far.
She just feels like home to me, and I feel we could really have a great future together.
Oh yea, shes cheating on me of course lol

flame on if you feel the need robs
 
just busting your soon to be shriveled balls bro, i'm happy for you.
i never buy into e-tough guy fronting anyway (never gonna be married, lose a fight, cry, etc) so
i'm not surprized by this dramatic turn of events.
will you join her up at ef, so we can watch the drama of e-marriage unfold?
and what is her stance on the jooses/tweeding/and threesomes
discuss
 
binö said:
just busting your soon to be shriveled balls bro, i'm happy for you.
i never buy into e-tough guy fronting anyway (never gonna be married, lose a fight, cry, etc) so
i'm not surprized by this dramatic turn of events.
will you join her up at ef, so we can watch the drama of e-marriage unfold?
and what is her stance on the jooses/tweeding/and threesomes
discuss
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She knows about this site but doesnt care for discussion boards so to speak, plus if she got on here and searched my ass over 12 years lol that wouldnt look very good for me although she would probably bust my balls hard and let it go.
She sees me slather myself in joose, blaze out, no threesomes but open to other things between me and her lol

Shes seen me get sides from the joose and is cool with it, says she loves me for who i am and just wants to make me happy etc.
Its crazy rob, never had anyone quite like this before as far as accepting every dark secret and shit
 
Wow you're getting married and u just met this braud. Funny I just went through thousands of divorce decrees today even took a pic. Good luck to you hopefully I don't find a super Dave in one of those stacks.

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jiggagold said:
Wow you're getting married and u just met this braud. Funny I just went through thousands of divorce decrees today even took a pic. Good luck to you hopefully I don't find a super Dave in one of those stacks.

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Were both 38 and 35, its not like we gotta take 5 years to figure each other out. If i was 22 sure, but then if I was 22 I wouldnt have considered getting married no matter what since I was a totally different bor then
 
-SD- said:
Were both 38 and 35, its not like we gotta take 5 years to figure each other out. If i was 22 sure, but then if I was 22 I wouldnt have considered getting married no matter what since I was a totally different bor then
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Hey bro...congratulations! Sounds like you found that special woman, follow your heart!

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For sure. Glad ur happy. What's her email ill send her your drunk YouTubes

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jiggagold said:
For sure. Glad ur happy. What's her email ill send her your drunk YouTubes

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lololololo i will have to pre-empt any EF shenanigans and show it to her myself so she can pwn me with laughter
 
ceo said:
is she the one that came over at 2am uninvited?
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yea
honestly that was the only red flag but that was about a week or two after we met so im not sure that counts as any concern at this point
we hit it off really great from day 1 and she went out on a limb with that. we talked about it afterward and she could see why it would piss me off and was understanding, not bitchy or meme about it.
she really recognizes when shes wrong and doesnt keep fighting it for the sake of being right
 
-SD- said:
she really recognizes when shes wrong and doesnt keep fighting it for the sake of being right
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just wait till you're married. That shit will end REAL fuckin quick!!
 
-SD- said:
Shit man why you gotta call a rob out lol

Well what can I say?

I've been around a while and know what the bad signs are (for me) in a woman. I've really worked her over as far as what would reveal any red flags, marriage or not, and I just cant find any. Shes the most caring, considerate, loving woman Ive ever known (yea SWV I know).
Weve discussed every important topic couples should discuss pre-marriage and are in agreement on literally everything. We even went to a premarriage counselor even though nothing was wrong, just to make sure we covered all the bases and the counselor said obviously we are a great match.
Believe me I was not looking for someone to marry, I left my ex GF last year, bought a new murdercycle and was locked and loaded for bachelorhood for at least the foreseeable future. I have no reservations whatsoever that guys usually do before getting married, the whole process has been so great so far.
She just feels like home to me, and I feel we could really have a great future together.
Oh yea, shes cheating on me of course lol

flame on if you feel the need robs
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Translation - She loves ATM.
 
binö said:
-Losing

Because youre getting married
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/i-just-booked-my-wedding-4-weeks-836113.html

Marriage: still the #1 cause of divorce
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/seems-like-2012-year-divorce-841043.html

was talking with my ex fiance and said after thinking about it that marriage as a concept simply doesnt work for me
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...t-marriage-simply-not-some-people-732443.html

there is 6 pages of you tagged to marriage and it's ills,
rob kardashian?
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So I take it that your gf w/ the kid and the crazy ex didn't work out? :(
 
ceo said:
just wait till you're married. That shit will end REAL fuckin quick!!
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So you think shes just biding her time until after married then she can turn on me?
I forgot to mention she has more to lose in a divorce than me. I highly doubt a 35 year old stable woman hasnt thought it through.
 
-SD- said:
So you think shes just biding her time until after married then she can turn on me?
I forgot to mention she has more to lose in a divorce than me. I highly doubt a 35 year old stable woman hasnt thought it through.
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the words stable and woman don't belong in the same sentence. have you forgotten everything you taught us before you lost your mind?
 
I saw a pic a cpl months ago...nah nah nah nah

shes a pretty woman for sure ;) super dave looked great with her


let that be a lesson to you...your male bro ratted you out...your female brosephine did not
 
Can I fuck off?
 
shirlene29 said:
I saw a pic a cpl months ago...nah nah nah nah

shes a pretty woman for sure ;) super dave looked great with her


let that be a lesson to you...your male bro ratted you out...your female brosephine did not
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Bros are honest, bro-ettes are sneaky and secretive.

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zwhit said:
SD was one of the only single robs left. I was hoping to live vicariously through teh jacket for years to come
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it's all downhill from here


Get ready for a fat superdave bitching that his beer is warm and she better be on her way with a cold one before he has to get up from his armchair and make her

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-SD- said:
Can i never post personal stuff on EF again?
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lololol

you had to know you were going to get a little ball busting after giving the married robs shit before this debacle. Its just for lolz anyway. congrats bro


now get in there and fertilize some eggs
 
Yea i know i fucked myself from talking all that past shit against marriage hahahah

Can i retroactively self pwn?
 
-SD- said:
So you think shes just biding her time until after married then she can turn on me?
I forgot to mention she has more to lose in a divorce than me. I highly doubt a 35 year old stable woman hasnt thought it through.
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no, roberto clemente. Not at all like that. But it's all wine and roses now, and for a while to come. But you'll see. She won't acquiesce so easily. She will become more stubborn. Come hell or high water, she will let you know that she is right.
 
ceo said:
no, roberto clemente. Not at all like that. But it's all wine and roses now, and for a while to come. But you'll see. She won't acquiesce so easily. She will become more stubborn. Come hell or high water, she will let you know that she is right.
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You might be right but we would have to argue a lot in the first place, which we dont, for that to begin to be an issue.
So heres the part where you say we will argue alot lol

The bottom line is Im not 21 and neither is she so we are very set in our ways, and those ways happen to gel very well, so even considering if things started to get worse, well we had room for that to happen and still be ok
 
-SD- said:
You might be right but we would have to argue a lot in the first place, which we dont, for that to begin to be an issue.
So heres the part where you say we will argue alot lol

The bottom line is Im not 21 and neither is she so we are very set in our ways, and those ways happen to gel very well, so even considering if things started to get worse, well we had room for that to happen and still be ok
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Just wait until you put your finances together. All the bills can be paid and money put away for saving or what not and she'll still ask you where the fuck you spent that money you didn't tell her you were spending. You think there's not going to be an argument when you tell her to raise up off your nuts?
 
zwhit said:
Just wait until you put your finances together. All the bills can be paid and money put away for saving or what not and she'll still ask you where the fuck you spent that money you didn't tell her you were spending. You think there's not going to be an argument when you tell her to raise up off your nuts?
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Finances have been put together since the summer bor. She closed her bank account and joined mine.
Anything else?
 
Very cool. Congratulations my friend. :)
-SD- said:
Shit man why you gotta call a rob out lol

Well what can I say?

I've been around a while and know what the bad signs are (for me) in a woman. I've really worked her over as far as what would reveal any red flags, marriage or not, and I just cant find any. Shes the most caring, considerate, loving woman Ive ever known (yea SWV I know).
Weve discussed every important topic couples should discuss pre-marriage and are in agreement on literally everything. We even went to a premarriage counselor even though nothing was wrong, just to make sure we covered all the bases and the counselor said obviously we are a great match.
Believe me I was not looking for someone to marry, I left my ex GF last year, bought a new murdercycle and was locked and loaded for bachelorhood for at least the foreseeable future. I have no reservations whatsoever that guys usually do before getting married, the whole process has been so great so far.
She just feels like home to me, and I feel we could really have a great future together.
Oh yea, shes cheating on me of course lol

flame on if you feel the need robs
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Did I mention Im getting married in Teh Jacket, also riding teh murdercycle to the wedding, then both of us are riding it to the reception.

Yea, I just said that.
 
-marriaged less than a year of knowing her
-joined back accounts before marriage
-beatiful lass shows up late one night out of no where

i say this with love and with a wink towards ef ball busting, but if over the last ten years
someone posted this scenairo up you would be all over it admit that
so it's only fair you get a lil taste
teehee?
ROB redford
 
binö said:
-marriaged less than a year of knowing her
-joined back accounts before marriage
-beatiful lass shows up late one night out of no where

i say this with love and with a wink towards ef ball busting, but if over the last ten years
someone posted this scenairo up you would be all over it admit that
so it's only fair you get a lil taste
teehee?
ROB redford
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I was gonna get a taste no matter what rob lol
its the EF cycle of life
 
You're definitely smart for waiting as long as you have. No question you are in a better position for it. I'm happy for ya, Robert Wagner. But I gotta bust your balls a little. You know, EF style. Wouldn't "feel like home" if I didn't. teehee!
 
And rest assured, Im not selling teh murdercycle or Teh Jacket. Its already been "discussed"
 
-SD- said:
And rest assured, Im not selling teh murdercycle or Teh Jacket. Its already been "discussed"
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bro every relationship starts out like this, but trade offs and sacrifices happen.
"honey why do you always were that ugly jacekt?"
-jacket gets closeted foreva
"ewww honey i hate how that shit smells, and why are you high all the time?
-tweed pipe is put in the desk drawer
"honey i'm worried about you roid raging and beating my ass, plus the jooses have all sorts of negatives"
-needle is put next to the pipe in the desk, a beer belly and skinny arms start to sprout
"babe what would happen if you died riding that thing? it's not responsible for you to be out riding that thing, do you want me to die a lonely widow?"
-for sale on craiglist, the money you get will be spent on drapes and cutlery
sir robalot?
 
binö said:
bro every relationship starts out like this, but trade offs and sacrifices happen.
"honey why do you always were that ugly jacekt?"
-jacket gets closeted foreva
"ewww honey i hate how that shit smells, and why are you high all the time?
-tweed pipe is put in the desk drawer
"honey i'm worried about you roid raging and beating my ass, plus the jooses have all sorts of negatives"
-needle is put next to the pipe in the desk, a beer belly and skinny arms start to sprout
"babe what would happen if you died riding that thing? it's not responsible for you to be out riding that thing, do you want me to die a lonely widow?"
-for sale on craiglist, the money you get will be spent on drapes and cutlery
sir robalot?
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lololo
- She loves Teh Jacket from day 1.
- She like me smoking weed for the calming effect
- She likes me to be slathered in jews for the sex drive benefits
- she loves riding on teh murdercycle, and often asks to go out on it with me even when i dont offer it
- even moar money spent on tweeds and jews

Robert Bork?
 
-SD- said:
lololo
- She loves Teh Jacket from day 1.
- She like me smoking weed for the calming effect
- She likes me to be slathered in jews for the sex drive benefits
- she loves riding on teh murdercycle, and often asks to go out on it with me even when i dont offer it
- even moar money spent on tweeds and jews

Robert Bork?
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fuk bro, i'm hating...my gf is great and all but:
-she hates tweeds, thinks all drugs are bad
-hates the jooses even more than erbs cause of the needle deal, if it wasn't partially scripted i'd be fuct
-if i had a Teh Jacket she would proly not like it
 
zwhit said:
in all seriousness, she sounds like a keeper bro, not that you needed us to verify.

show us her tits!
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Horse shit.

All future rob relationships will furthermore be put on a probationary period pending the approval of EF board of Robs. This one slipped by, so is grandfathered in.



Oh, and tits plz

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tits? the rob contingency is overstepping its bounds.

this isnt some CIC Im dealing with.
 
bigbassturd said:
Horse shit.

All future rob relationships will furthermore be put on a probationary period pending the approval of EF board of Robs. This one slipped by, so is grandfathered in.



Oh, and tits plz

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class of 2012 making proclamations like this?
wtf!
:Rainbow:
 
-SD- said:
tits? the rob contingency is overstepping its bounds.

this isnt some CIC Im dealing with.
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Can't hurt to ask....


Haha for real though man, i'm glad you found a good one. There are fewer and fewer left these days, so I really do wish you the best.


Now, go make little jacket wearing superdavebabies

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binö said:
class of 2012 making proclamations like this?
wtf!
:Rainbow:
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Hey fucker if you were around more often you'd know I'm not technically CO '12.

I was here when moses parted the web sea and led teh joosers out of new jersey

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bigbassturd said:
Hey fucker if you were around more often you'd know I'm not technically CO '12.

I was here when moses parted the web sea and led teh joosers out of new jersey

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Article 7, Clause 5 of Teh EF Rob Bylaws:
"Any rob who is Texan shall be exempted from the mandatory 2150 day waiting period regarding direct questioning of any senior Rob."
 
-SD- said:
Article 7, Clause 5 of Teh EF Rob Bylaws:
"Any rob who is Texan shall be exempted from the mandatory 2150 day waiting period regarding direct questioning of any senior Rob."
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Omg ahahahahahahahaha!

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How did u propose?
5 mill karma on a robertito in the first year after marriage

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Can we get a bookie event on a good rob's insemination probability?

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It was actually during the Robert Bork senate hearings. Come on guys, this is rookie stuff
 
I'm 24 been married 3 years together for 7. I know a thing or two and marriage is great, one thing bothersome is not being able to do anything you want, everything has to be discussed. I've wanted a truck since I was 15 and still no truck wtf?? I found one though I'm pushing for
 
zeosim said:
I'm 24 been married 3 years together for 7. I know a thing or two and marriage is great, one thing bothersome is not being able to do anything you want, everything has to be discussed. I've wanted a truck since I was 15 and still no truck wtf?? I found one though I'm pushing for
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I can do what i want just gotta let her know, no need to discuss at length.
 
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