"SCREAMING" I MIGHT be BUSTED!

[Parabellum]

A steroid test is a very special one and is seldom done in the military.

The only two reasons that you will be tested is if you roid rage or if you get caught with the shit in your possession, in which case they would probably just kick you out without testing you cuz it's cheaper.

I got out a few years ago. So I can say using someone's else's urine probably will not work, it depends on how closely they watch you. I had testers stay at the other end of the head (bathroom) or right next to you staring at your junk.

But like most of the members stated thye will not test without a valid reason. While I was they found roids in his locker. Tested it and it turned out to be just oil. He got scammed in TJ. Never the less they nailed him for trying to use roids. He got to stay in but they just reduced his rank, restriction and pay reductions for 2 months.

There were people that were obviously on. They admitted it to me. But they were steller Marines and they kept thier noses clean. It's all in how you conduct yourself.

If you get singled out as a bad apple your fucked. They will look for any reason to fuck you.

Remember perception is reality.

 

[Kidcrush]

couple of questions

1. How the hell do you cram a condom full of urine up your ass?
2. How the hell do you attach a rubber tube to a condom? Is there some new solder on the market?
3. If you run the rubber tube through the opening of the condom and then tie it off (which sounds a more reasonable approach) how the hell are you gonna cram that contraption full of piss up your ass? I don't know about ya'll's asses, but I get pretty worked up when my girlfiend tries probing around my asshole.
4. Provided you have somehow attached a rubber tube to a condom and managed to cram this contraption up
your ass, how the hell do you keep it from leaking? The thought of a piss enema from one of my buddies doesn't sound all that appealing or sanitary.

I'm not doubting it's been done or that a contraption couldn't be engineered to accomplish this, but until the technology rolls around the only asses I'm gonna be cramming condoms in are gonna be female.

 

[3Vandoo]

Around 1000bucks here in Canada for the roid testing.

Relax man, she cant do shit, and if you continue to "harrass" you.

You know what to do next, take some of your buddy and show her that she not welcome anymore

 

[genarr3]

Kidcrush
I'm familiar with the prison system. And you'd be surprised what people can get up their asses. And as far as closing the end of the tube off, easy, all you need is some cork type device. I'm not recommending this or saying it's an easy thing to do. But desperate people will do desperate things. I've been drug tested in the past had nothing to hide so the point for me is moot. But if I'd needed to this method would have worked.
Genarr3

 

[Kidcrush]

Hey a cork or a rubber stopper - didn't think of that.

Yeah, i've seen x-rays of guys with maglites(the big ones) stuck up their asses - so I'm not surprised what some people cram in their keisters. My questions were more directed at the functionality of the contraption itself.

Now that I have the fundamentals down we'll be going into production on the device soon.
Now if only I could think of a name for such a device................?????

 

[genarr3]

I'm not thinking of developing a prototype and testing it. Although, it might sell. I think I'll leave all the ass cramming to the boys that do it for fun.
Maybe I hire a tester? "See if you can jam this up your ass". Dirty business.
Genarr3

 

[dienbig]

BRO, I didn't read everyones, so if this was said sorry to waste your time. Testing for roids is very difficult and expensive because there are so much of them out there. Mainly all they test for is HGH, test. They would have to specificly test for things like deca or fina. I'm not just talking out my ass here, there is a good reason I know about this!!! GOOD LUCK BRO

 

[poohbear]

When you have an assisted test, they watch pretty closely. Sometimes, though, it's an NCO from your own unit; so, you might get lucky. The military does their own testing, so cost is not really an issue.

If you haven't taken anything, yet, then don't. Wait until you get tested. If you're itching for some right now, then risk it. Buy some of that 19-Norandro or whatever and keep it in your desk at work. So, if ever questioned, pull the puppy out and act dumb. "I didn't think that it'll affect me that way, Sarge..."

good luck