"SCREAMING" I MIGHT be BUSTED!

[snaplink175]

anyone in your chain of command can request a piss test. if an O-1 goes to an O-5 and asks permission to piss test you, i bet you a pretty penny that he'll give the ok.

you gave a problem...here is a solution

put something like a small hair or small piece of fingernail in there. how does this work...it is no longer considered steril.
when i was in the army and promoted to E-5
i had the thankless duty with my peers to be a meatgazer. i didn't enjoy it.

 

[PHREAK_E]

that sounds great ,however when u sign for the bottle u say there are no contaminets inside or anything wrong with the bottle. so let me get this right, u just slip a hair in side of it and then it is not considered steril and has to be thrown out? that sounds like a croc of shit but it might work... so what happenes when the next week they want to test u again cuz it didnt work and the company said they didnt get a good test result on it . would they do that ? or just move on and charge them for it anyway.?

PHREAK

 

[genarr3]

My job has random drug testing so I know a little about the subject.
a) If you're thinking of using someone else's urine it's better be 98 degrees. The better testers check the temp.
b) They don't take your individual sample and test it. They take a small amount and throw it in with a large batch of others. If the batch comes up dirty then they start testing individual samples.
c) Drink a lot of water! The key to passing is to dilute the sample.
d) I don't know about the hair thing. These testing companies are in it for the money and if they can ignore something you can bet they will.
e) You didn't say what you were on. Many high testosterone results were fought and won. Some people have higher test levels then others. It's a hard case for them to prove. If all you're on is test you may be ok.
Stress this again DRINK A LOT OF WATER. There are many different tests. Large government agency's usually go for the cheapest ones and you have to have high concentrations to come up positive, hence DRINK A LOT OF WATER.
Genarr3

 

[3Vandoo]

Your SGTETTE is a f** bithc as to be on the CO's demand.

She fucking ya...

 

[plifter]

I don't understand why the military would care if you juice. Don't they want physically strong soldiers in combat? I think they do this drug testing crap for public image reasons.

 

[PHREAK_E]

thankyou brother, sometimes i get so paranoid that i lose my mind. i knew a guy just like me and he always denied it. talked about god and youll burn in hell for even mentioning it to him. now i think about it he was one of the biggest mo.fo.'s around and had to be juicing he was just denying it so he could get away with it. i planned on doing a aratest2500 and dbol and winny cycle so i can keep my gains. i havent cycled yet this would be a first time for me and i was waiting for the winter so we are all bundled up and mostly outside so they couldnt tell i would put on about 30 lbs. also some arimidex or liquidex for the bloat and gyno. i just got freaked out cuz i have put 11 lbs on in the last 1.5 months. and ppl are lookin @ me funny. but its all legit just protien and creatine(well 18 lbs with creatine but lost water already). thanks for listening to me scream..


PHREAK_E

 

[el cubano]

Well, anyone in your chain of command can request to your Squadron commander that you be tested for steroids, but they have to have a legitimate reason for it. Just saying that he's big is not a legit reason. If you have displayed roid raging or something like that, then it is legit. Steroid testing is very expensive. Most bases/posts have to send your piss off to be tested. A steroid test is a very special one and is seldom done in the military.

The only two reasons that you will be tested is if you roid rage or if you get caught with the shit in your possession, in which case they would probably just kick you out without testing you cuz it's cheaper.

 

[chesty]

Dude, relax. She cannot have you piss tested for roids. They basically need very good proof that you are using steroids. In fact, the military doesn't test for roids at all. Too damned expensive. If she threatens you again, request mast (or whatever the army calls it) and go to your C.O. and tell him she is harrassing you for no reason. If that don't work, take it all the way to the top.

But, I don't think you have a thing to worry about.

 

[tdekeyser]

Hey man, I do not know if this works for gear, but it works for all other stuff. THC, PSP, LSD, you name it, there is a way to fool the test.

I know this works, because me and my friends did it, and it was written by a doctor. What you do is drink 1oz of vinagar for every 50lbs of body weight 1.5 hrs before the test. You should drink lots of water from now till then, but drink the vinegar 1-1.5 hrs before the test. It overloads your liver or something like that, masking anything else that might be in it. Good luck!

 

[STORM SHADOW]

Military made Steroids a big deal because stupid high school kids were being interviewed on TV in the early 80's & bragged about how they can kick everybody else's ass now that they are juiced. Scared the shit out of the public & that's how legislation comes about. Then some do gooder Senator/Congressman wants to make a name for himself as being hard on crime (while he's dicking the interns & burying the bodies). That's how the story goes. So then some puke desk jockey says "hey, let's do it to the military. Those big boys are too aggressive, we need to civilize them" punk bitch.
Anyway.....I know the military. I've pissed in more bottles then you've done Gear. You can't get passed military urine tests.....that's the movies. But there is one thing I remember from the Olympics.....
Ten years ago.....maybe tech has changed....but you had to test for EACH steroid to find one. Military won't waste the time unless you suck & they want to ditch you, esp if you're gay.........bahahahahahaha......ok enough laughter. That was funny though...ok where was I? Oh....if you have a urine test coming up....all the people I know wait 'till the day after urine test to go on Steroids & then never wear muscle shirts or puff up their air lats....they just act like Joe Shmoe and nobody is the wiser.
Moral of the Story?
Act like a Body Builder.....get treated like a Body Builder....the 80's ruined it for you people that just want to do their own thing.
Sorry about us late Boomers & early X'ers.