"SCREAMING" I MIGHT be BUSTED!

[HeavyDutyGuy]

She sounds like a testosterone hating lesbian.

 

[LegBreaker]

I wouldn't worry to much about it.... Buy some of that clean shit from GNC and you should be fine....

Peace,

LB

 

[genarr3]

Wow! Who thought of that? Good idea.
Genarr3

 

[STORM SHADOW]

These guys not in the military don't get it. We're talking seriously watching you piss. You take your military jacket off so that you have no sleeves......bare arms showing.....turn 45deg. so he can see your hands & your dick at the sametime and watches you fill it up real close. Anything out of the ordinary of trying to do something is an instant Courts Martial. Don't fuck with it. In the military....it's not a civil thing.....it's a Federal Offense. Never cycle in the military until after a urin test.

 

[PHREAK_E]

hey chesty i was wondering when you were comming back on. didnt get a chance to talk to you today. i thank you all for your input and knowldege. I respect and listen to all of your awnsers. I think she was just useing me as an example cuz i am better(and slightly more built) than most ppl in my company. Even though i wanted to rip her apart for just suggesting my name anyway. I wanted to start soon but looks like i might wait a little bit. i have the feeling we have a pp test coming up pretty soon maybe it was just a way to let us know without telling us directly. However i dont know why she would do that, we pretty much hate each other. (of couse she knows i could kick her teeth in and would be glad to do so if she pissed me off too much.)

OFF TOPIC( since i have been in the Marines and the Army both ,i can talk all the smack i want !)ive been there ,done that ,have the fuckin t-shirt.like i said sometimes i just get paranoid. maybe i need something to relax me?

PHREAK_E

 

[Mark4124]

Of course the US Military has almost unlimited resources, but in general nearly all institutions do not test for roids because it is much more expensive. Those elicit drug tests for stuff like crack are cheap. To test for roids costs at least $200 more.

 

[Willyumyum]

Re: beating a drug test...

ok, here's the secret. it will sound a little nuts, but if the test is that important...you will probably agree to try anything. but this is a tried and true method, used at the very highest stages of athletics.

get your buddy's piss and make sure he is clean of all drugs himself, make sure of this! empty the piss into an unrolled condom. attach a small straw like tube about 7 or so inches in length to the condom which is closed off otherwise. insert the condom into your anus (no joke) and run the small straw under your nuts. find a way to pinch it shut, so that the urine does not run out of the tube. now, when you go to take your test, you can simply undo the straw and the piss will flow freely from the condom due to pressure (which you can control) and also gravity. you can run the straw under your cock so that you can appear to be holding your own dick. now, to anybody watching (and the docs/military men who wathc don't usually watch that closely) it will look like the piss is coming from your dick. finish up, put your pants on and your done. now, you passed the first part and your clean urine will pass the next. and also, the temp of the urine will be perfectly 98 degrees or so due to it being in your own ass. it works, believe me.

dj-

Genius! Pure. Fucking. Genius!

 

[PHREAK_E]

Of course the US Military has almost unlimited resources, but in general nearly all institutions do not test for roids because it is much more expensive. Those elicit drug tests for stuff like crack are cheap. To test for roids costs at least $200 more.

I Heard its more like $2,000 to do a roid test.

 

[Maxx Out]

Re: beating a drug test...

ok, here's the secret. it will sound a little nuts, but if the test is that important...you will probably agree to try anything. but this is a tried and true method, used at the very highest stages of athletics.

get your buddy's piss and make sure he is clean of all drugs himself, make sure of this! empty the piss into an unrolled condom. attach a small straw like tube about 7 or so inches in length to the condom which is closed off otherwise. insert the condom into your anus (no joke) and run the small straw under your nuts. find a way to pinch it shut, so that the urine does not run out of the tube. now, when you go to take your test, you can simply undo the straw and the piss will flow freely from the condom due to pressure (which you can control) and also gravity. you can run the straw under your cock so that you can appear to be holding your own dick. now, to anybody watching (and the docs/military men who wathc don't usually watch that closely) it will look like the piss is coming from your dick. finish up, put your pants on and your done. now, you passed the first part and your clean urine will pass the next. and also, the temp of the urine will be perfectly 98 degrees or so due to it being in your own ass. it works, believe me.

dj-

I your anus? Did u mean between your butt cheeks? If u meant up your anus (as in, up your asshole), how the hell do you get a condom full of piss up your ass? Man, the sounds sick! But if might just work!

So what did u mean?

 

[genarr3]

Maxx Out
Yes that's exactly what he means, up your ass. Any other way you would risk the chance of it falling out. You would also have to walk around with your butt cheeks clenched the entire time. In which case you would have no control over the flow. Not very pleasant, but sometimes ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
Genarr3