"SCREAMING" I MIGHT be BUSTED!

[PHREAK_E]

Here is the deal. I am in the military and i was talking to one of my sargeants ,and the subject of piss tests came up. Mostly about them testing for THC and that,that would be the main ingrediant they look for. Then She said "Now if i thought YOU were doing Steroids( my name inserted here).. then all i have to do is write check for steroids next to your name ,and then they will check your piss for that also." I managed to keep a straight face through all of this. ((no facial expression just a ho-hum kinda-of really that sounds interesting)((NOT)). Even though i was SCREAMING on the inside"shit shit shit she know s im gonna juice they all know im gonna juice oh my god holy crap what am i gonna do?!???!However It got me thinking about what i have been told here ,and what i thought i knew and what an (officer) told me what they do . I know they have to do a blood test to make for sure but is Aas detectable in urine? I know some are but my main question is Am i fucked or do i not start my cycle? how long should i let it cool off before i start? AGRAhhh. Will there ever be a time that i can start here? Im not punching out people for looking at my food yet.

 

[Willyumyum]

Get a good buddy to piss in a tube or something and take it in with 'ya... Just an idea, I don't know how closely they watch you.

 

[lincoln]

Get a good buddy to piss in a tube or something and take it in with 'ya... Just an idea, I don't know how closely they watch you.

THIS WILL NOT WORK (Not trying to flame you willy)

I asked my outprocessing doc about roids and I got a "Random" test the next day.

They have you pee at a 45 degree angle and they watch you so close you could never get away with it.

You know if you are in, then you know already that they will fry your ass if they can.

I would wait, mainly because when you start to blow up it is going to be real obvious.

 

[carrera]

I noticed that your Sarge is a she , maybe she wants to see if it true what they say about the sex drive while on juice ????

The NCAA uses urine for their test , but why would she want to test ya , I think that your just paranoid , besides if your the only person that gets tested for AS then that is discrimanation , and you could sue for that , so they would have to test everybody and that is very expensive

 

[liquidmuscle]

i wouldnt start you cycle bro,,just send it to me! lmao..in all seriousness they can detect it in urine just wait it out and see if she brings it up anymore if a month goes by and she doesnt mention it then GO FOR IT! But Carrera is wrong because the military does random tests its kinda like a lottery if you get picked then your Fuc*ed!

 

[el cubano]

TESTING FOR STEROIDS IN THE MILITARY HAS TO BE COMMAND DIRECTED, your bitchy seargant can't do shit but recommend it to your Commander, and I don't mean your O1, it will have to come from an O5 or higher.

 

[ArizonaFeeds]

Dude RELAX, They will NOT test you. It must be a command directive. Are you a good Marine? or someone they would want to bust. THAT is what it is all about. I got out a year or so ago and did it plenty. SSGT/ years gulf/ CAR. RELAX Devil DOG. I KNOW!!!! you are not csaying :"SARGE"


Semper GUMBY

 

[PHREAK_E]

i dont know what u ment by saying "Sarge" but i got of the marines and joined the army..i know big mistake bigger than starting a 2000mg test cycle with no clomid or arimidex or liquidex ..u get the idea..anyway im trying to get back in next year when this contract is up and i can re-enlist for it that is the only way they can keep me.

 

[tdekeyser]

Man, I feel for ya bro. I have never been in the military just for those reasons. Someone telling me what not to put in my body-GEEZ!

Even if I get pulled over, I take that shit to court and have high priced lawyers take it to trial every time!

I love being an american!

p.s.> I also love the job you guys do Thanks for protecting me bros!

 

[PHREAK_E]

hey man u r very welcome. i enjoy what i do. my psych evaul. doesnt agree though so u meant ..EL CUBANO.. that it has to come from a lt.col or higher ..a battilion/squadron OIC??