Scotswoman

KillahBee · Jan 10, 2005

Dear Skirt Wearer,

My how you have gotten yourself into a world of trouble here on EF. You are bigger than me - this is true. You are stronger than me - this is true. You are better at the harness pull than me - this is also true. However, I have much nicer hair. I also wear much more expensive cologne and the leather in my Iroc-Z was made from better cows. I am giving the harness pull contest 2 years because, unbenounced to EF, Seashell is my girlfriend. She feels bad for you because of all the PM's you send her professing your love for her. However, I plan on breaking up with her in about 2 years, when she begins to really fall in e-love with me. Feed the fire my man. Fucking feed it.

PS - she said to tell you that she is not interested in what's under your skirt, so stop sending her pics....
http://www.laserklinik.de/veroeff/vmalform1/abb1b.jpg

hamstershaver · Jan 10, 2005

damn i wish i was hung like that

Scotsman · Jan 10, 2005

Ok I think the weight I'll come in at just went to 330. Besides Seashell isn't my secret internet crush I just use her as cover. Having nicer hair and better cologne=gay. Leather seats are so 80's so why don't you get your guiney ass a new car, like a VW beatle with the built in flower vase and vanity mirror. And for the love of all that is fucking holy and righteous please don't post any more pics of your pathetic little wee wee.

Cheers,
Scotsman

jerseyart · Jan 10, 2005

Worst thread ever

SoreArms · Jan 10, 2005

theres some obvious sexual tension in this thread

Scotsman · Jan 10, 2005

The_Monocle said:
theres some obvious sexual tension in this thread

Hey we all know you want JerseyArt but you don't need to bring it up yourself.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Evil_Frisky · Jan 10, 2005

Um...

Scotsman · Jan 10, 2005

Frisky said:
Um...

Um what?

OldSchoolEliteGuy · Jan 10, 2005

KillahBee said:
Dear Skirt Wearer,

However, I have much nicer hair. I also wear much more expensive cologne and the leather in my Iroc-Z was made from better cows.

that was great..i'm picturing billy madison at high school scene.

KillahBee said:
I am giving the harness pull contest 2 years because, unbenounced to EF, Seashell is my girlfriend. She feels bad for you because of all the PM's you send her professing your love for her. However, I plan on breaking up with her in about 2 years, when she begins to really fall in e-love with me. Feed the fire my man. Fucking feed it.

PS - she said to tell you that she is not interested in what's under your skirt, so stop sending her pics....
http://www.laserklinik.de/veroeff/vmalform1/abb1b.jpg

bwwahahahha..
this is funny stuff.

FreeballinDC · Jan 10, 2005

KillahBee said:
the leather in my Iroc-Z

Robbed any 7-11's lately? Don't forget to turn off the Lynard Skynard when you do so, it's a dead giveaway.

jerseyart · Jan 10, 2005

FreeballinDC said:
Robbed any 7-11's lately? Don't forget to turn off the Lynard Skynard when you do so, it's a dead giveaway.

K for L S

Evil_Frisky · Jan 10, 2005

Scotsman said:
Um what?

Um.. I sure in the hell didn't expect that pic...

Given who the linked it I should have.. but it still caught me off guard... :lmao:

Scotsman · Jan 10, 2005

Frisky said:
Um.. I sure in the hell didn't expect that pic...

Given who the linked it I should have.. but it still caught me off guard...

Me too, I almost gouged my own eyes out with that one.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 10, 2005

Whoa, how you'd get my pic? :worried:

KillahBee · Jan 10, 2005

Frisky said:
Um.. I sure in the hell didn't expect that pic...

Given who the linked it I should have.. but it still caught me off guard...

is that a compliment? you sonofabitch!

Smurfy · Jan 10, 2005

Im stuck on unbenounced.

KillahBee · Jan 10, 2005

Smurfy said:
Im stuck on unbenounced.

lmao - it means "pants".

Carmen · Jan 10, 2005

KillahBee said:
http://www.laserklinik.de/veroeff/vmalform1/abb1b.jpg

ACK!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!

Moderate_THIS · Jan 10, 2005

Smurfy said:
Im stuck on unbenounced.

Grams Grammar strikes again

Smurfy · Jan 10, 2005

KillahBee said:
lmao - it means "pants".

in that case, awesome! take off your benounced. thanks

Carmen · Jan 10, 2005

Scotsman said:
Me too, I almost gouged my own eyes out with that one.

Cheers,
Scotsman

i don't think that thing he posted can gouge anything out.

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 10, 2005

Sugarplum said:
i don't think that thing he posted can gouge anything out.

Meanie

Carmen · Jan 10, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
Meanie

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 10, 2005

Sugarplum said:

That's phucked up... :sulk:

Carmen · Jan 11, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
That's phucked up...

well its not YOU, i was talking about the picture, wiseguy. :rose:

Scotsman · Jan 11, 2005

Sugarplum said:
i don't think that thing he posted can gouge anything out.

Now you know why he whines so much.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 11, 2005

Sugarplum said:
well its not YOU, i was talking about the picture, wiseguy.

Making fun of a small dicked man is as nice as when those guys on the diet board said you looked fat and pregnant. Cruel and unwarranted.
I wuv you more then anyone on this board, but that irks me a little.

It's not like we can walk into a doctors office and get upgrades.
It's a life long sentence... :sulk:

Carmen · Jan 11, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
Making fun of a small dicked man is as nice as when those guys on the diet board said you looked fat and pregnant. Cruel and unwarranted.
I wuv you more then anyone on this board, but that irks me a little.
It's not like we can walk into a doctors office and get upgrades.
It's a life long sentence...

you're taking something personally that i know has nothing to do with you, but i'm sorry if i offended you. i wasn't making fun of any individual and never have or would- he posted the pic cause it was funny but i'm sorry i agreed that it was.

KillahBee · Jan 11, 2005

Sugarplum said:
you're taking something personally that i know has nothing to do with you, but i'm sorry if i offended you. i wasn't making fun of any individual and never have or would- he posted the pic cause it was funny but i'm sorry i agreed that it was.

how the fuck did this thread turn serious?! Fuck this. I'm going home.

Scotsman · Jan 11, 2005

KillahBee said:
how the fuck did this thread turn serious?! Fuck this. I'm going home.

No shit huh, you and I have a great thread trashing each other in jest and someone has to hijack the thread, I quit as well. See you next thread.

Cheers,
Scotsman

KillahBee · Jan 11, 2005

Scotsman said:
No shit huh, you and I have a great thread trashing each other in jest and someone has to hijack the thread, I quit as well. See you next thread.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Bunch of tards.

Carmen · Jan 11, 2005

KillahBee said:
Bunch of tards.

i didn't WANT to hijack it, assclown- but i didn't want ulcaster mad at me!

KillahBee · Jan 11, 2005

Sugarplum said:
i didn't WANT to hijack it, assclown- but i didn't want ulcaster mad at me!

shut your damn piehole!!!!

Carmen · Jan 11, 2005

KillahBee said:
shut your damn piehole!!!!

well yell at HIM, not me, fudgeboy!

bran987 · Jan 11, 2005

fightfightfight lol

Ulcasterdropout · Jan 11, 2005

Sugarplum said:
i didn't WANT to hijack it, assclown- but i didn't want ulcaster mad at me!

I'm not mad at you. I'm trying to convey the point that everyone has insecurities.
There's men out there that will live there whole lives with little to unuseable genitalia. Living alone, as a joke, humiliated from society and/or from a partner if they ever had one. Trying to keep a gun away from there mouths.
I've read hundreds of these stories @ one of my boards.

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