Scotsman's wedding experience last night.

[Scotsman]

In pics ala hammy

So I go to my friends wedding last night and I am all Thinking about desperate single chicks.

Bat alas I was When none showed.

So I immediately after the ceremony

I so wanted to everyone dancing

Because I don't cause it's

then the served food so I

Then more

Today I needed aspiring and so I wouldn't

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[perkele]

 

[Smurfy]

lol

and dancing is not gay. in fact, a man who is willing to get up and dance and have a good time will INDEED get more chicks. ask ANY WOMAN, they will agree!

 

[pintoca]

women equal dancing with sex... you gotta show you have the moves

 

[SoKlueles]

LOL cute

 

[Raina]

Clever clever. lol True story?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

lol

and dancing is not gay. in fact, a man who is willing to get up and dance and have a good time will INDEED get more chicks. ask ANY WOMAN, they will agree!

WERD

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I fucking hates wedding. I have one last one to go to in my life.
Spring of 2006.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

ill give k, and dedicate a naked air guitar session to the person who can tell me where this quote is from:

"dance with a woman, and she'll forgive much. dance with her well, and she'll forgive anything"

too much drinkee drinkee and not enough dancee dancee makes for boring company

 

[hotzie]

ill give k, and dedicate a naked air guitar session to the person who can tell me where this quote is from:

"dance with a woman, and she'll forgive much. dance with her well, and she'll forgive anything"

too much drinkee drinkee and not enough dancee dancee makes for boring company

Dance with her, and she will forgive much; dance well, and she will forgive anything.
-Mat Cauthon

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Dance with her, and she will forgive much; dance well, and she will forgive anything.
-Mat Cauthon

"you must spread karma, peanut butter, and 44 virgins before giving it to hotzie again"

ok tonight (in 2 hours) when i go into my bathroom (aka my giant phone booth for transformation of Clark Delicious into Super Delicious) my mad headbanging guitar session will be dedicated to you, with wahwahs and everything

(you fanatic whens teh next book coming out? )

 

[Scotsman]

Clever clever. lol True story?

Yes, I fired down about 10 mimosas and 9-10 beers at the wedding just to cope.

And ladies I don't care what you think I still don't dance cause it is very

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Y_lifter]

The best part about dancing with hot women is when your
crotches are touching.

 

[Becoming]

LOL. why waste time dancing when you can be doing shots?

 

[Scotsman]

LOL. why waste time dancing when you can be doing shots?

A-men, brother.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[slat1]

I don't dance at weddings... I seem to clean up at them too.
I guess dancing would just make it easier to do that next time!

 

[Scotsman]

lol

and dancing is not gay. in fact, a man who is willing to get up and dance and have a good time will INDEED get more chicks. ask ANY WOMAN, they will agree!

Well it's a good thing that:
1. I don't pick up chicks
2. There were no single ones there.

Now pay becoming and I what you owe us.

Cheers,
Scotsman