My dad said to me "you're going to fucking learn how to drive the real way".
Pulls me a side and tells me to hop into the driver's seat. I've just turned 16 at the time and literally never even backed or moved a car an inch.
2 minutes later we're driving down a 4 lane road during rush hour. Then it's onward to the freeway.
I get the driving book from the licensing place and read it and 2 days later take the written test (100% pass) and then the driver's same day. Aced my parallel parking having never done it once.
Fucking BALLER pimp shit.
Wazzup.