Scientologist hotties

[hanselthecaretaker]

http://www.askmen.com/women/votes_300/302_scientology_sensations.html

Wtf....I'd like to fuck some sense into the first two and then pull a bukkake all over Tom Cruise's face. This guy had the right idea-

http://www.askmen.com/video/2005_jun/jun22_tom_cruise.html

 

[Gambino]

so these women have all been gang banged by the priests, that's pretty much a gurantee

 

[big4life]

That reminds me of when I was in college and this real attractive woman came out of no where in a parking lot and started talking to me, asking my name and how I was doing. She talked for about a minute before she broke into her speech, she was trying to recruit people to join the moonies.

 

[Sub-Zero]

wtf is sciontoligionst

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Yeah it's weird. There was probably some hidden significance behind Cruise's decision to do Eyes Wide Shut. It was a good movie though, probably the only one I'd still enjoy watching that stars him. FYI, I didn't begin despising Cruise until he pulled this scientology bullshit and started trying to force feed it down this country's throat. The ironic thing is that he himself more than anyone he mentions needs medication to straighten his head out.

 

[gotmilk]

what happened to Nicole Kidman?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

what happened to Nicole Kidman?

She was fortunate enough to get wind of his craziness and got out while she still could!



Another thing: why are so many celebrities getting into scientology? Just to make a scene, or because they've gone crazy from too much media exposure....it seems that this cult is becoming much more prevalent since Cruise got into it. I'm glad Brooke Shields fought back against him.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

i know this jewish guy that changed religion so taht he could have sex with a girl...to muslim

so anyway, we were in a bar at the time, and while he was telling me his scam, i was watching all the girls watch me watch them watch me ....anyway, apparently she was one of those veil wearing girls, and he got to the climax of his story (after telling me how he read the koran, went to religious seminar thingos with her....and he said to me "golden, then she took off her veil, and i saw her face"

so i leaned in and said "her face? you got to see her face?" and he said, smugly, "yeah" so i replied "well look around you man, theres chicks faces EVERYWHERE, if your dad finds out you converted to muslim, hes gonna have a heart attack!!"

dopey bastard. i never did find out if he slept with her

 

[Gambino]

i know this jewish guy that changed religion so taht he could have sex with a girl...to muslim

so anyway, we were in a bar at the time, and while he was telling me his scam, i was watching all the girls watch me watch them watch me ....anyway, apparently she was one of those veil wearing girls, and he got to the climax of his story (after telling me how he read the koran, went to religious seminar thingos with her....and he said to me "golden, then she took off her veil, and i saw her face"

so i leaned in and said "her face? you got to see her face?" and he said, smugly, "yeah" so i replied "well look around you man, theres chicks faces EVERYWHERE, if your dad finds out you converted to muslim, hes gonna have a heart attack!!"

dopey bastard. i never did find out if he slept with her

since most of the guys in your stories, including you, never seem to get laid, then it's fairly safe to assume his conversion did not get the burka (sp) off

 

[GoldenDelicious]

since most of the guys in your stories, including you, never seem to get laid, then it's fairly safe to assume his conversion did not get the burka (sp) off

thats because i leave out the bits where i get with people since its no ones damn business

...but the last girl i went out with for a bit, i used to help with her biology homework

*I* thought it was cute

 

[awittyusername]

Religious chicks Fuck

 

[Gambino]

thats because i leave out the bits where i get with people since its no ones damn business

...but the last girl i went out with for a bit, i used to help with her biology homework

*I* thought it was cute

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you know, a picture of her would totally molest you just now

...but im not like that

 

[Mr. Black]

Religious chicks Fuck

They certainly do. I once dated this virgin...ended up fucking her in the ass before she got in the puss lol

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

They certainly do. I once dated this virgin...ended up fucking her in the ass before she got in the puss lol

That's what a lot of virgins do, give you the ass while keeping the poon on lockdown.

 

[string_bean00]

That's what a lot of virgins do, give you the ass while keeping the poon on lockdown.

stupid broads

 

[Mr. Black]

That's what a lot of virgins do, give you the ass while keeping the poon on lockdown.

yep the dumb bitch still thought she was a virgin! I had to tell her otherwise...finally had to explain to her what she did was worse than normally being "de-virginized". After that she gave in and I split her gash

 

[ChefWide]

yep,. catherine bell... not bad for over 40....

 

[sigweed]

catherine bell looks like an alien, esp in the link hansel posted.. thats probably why shes into scientology

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

catherine bell looks like an alien, esp in the link hansel posted.. thats probably why shes into scientology

I'd give her a bone yet.

 

[Island Son]

catherine bell looks like an alien

Kirk would hit it