Science ponders 'zombie attack'

[cryptosporidium]

If zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.

 

[shirlene29]

dude...was that for real on the bbc?? cuz like what asshole got the grant to run that study....
retards

 

[cryptosporidium]

dude...was that for real on the bbc?? cuz like what asshole got the grant to run that study....
retards

its all that good bud they got

now i just have to figure out how to take advantage of socialism without impregnating a bunch of senoritas..

 

[shirlene29]

like personally impregnating? because thats probably going to cut into grant funding that could be better spent on say.....well anything other than child support

 

[cryptosporidium]

i think id get more funding.. isnt that how it works?

what if theyre zombie children?

 

[Razorguns]

Don't give the obama admin any ideas! We got enough pork!

r

 

[AAP]

was that study based on zombies that are slow and shuffle around or the zombies like from 28 Days Later that are fast as fuck?


we need to know this.

 

[chewyxrage]

was that study based on zombies that are slow and shuffle around or the zombies like from 28 Days Later that are fast as fuck?


we need to know this.

They did both. If fast, we fuct. If slow, we have a small chance.

 

[cryptosporidium]

im not down with any of this fast zombie business.. i dont think there were actual zombies in 28 days later, they were "infected."

the original dawn of the dead had it right.. zombies are stupid and prime candidates for pick-pocketing. as long as you dont get surrounded youll be just fine.

 

[stosstruppe]

Money well spent there!

 

[shirlene29]

28 days later was a better movie,

zombie purists everwhere can hate me for that, I don't care

I am legend sucked however...not as well executed
I was most bothered by the shepherd biting it

 

[timtim]

im not down with any of this fast zombie business.. i dont think there were actual zombies in 28 days later, they were "infected."

the original dawn of the dead had it right.. zombies are stupid and prime candidates for pick-pocketing. as long as you dont get surrounded youll be just fine.

fast zombies add to the fear factor. love the idea of full out sprinting zombies.


by the way, ZOMBIELAND with woody harrelson looks great!

 

[timtim]

28 days later was a better movie,

zombie purists everwhere can hate me for that, I don't care

I am legend sucked however...not as well executed
I was most bothered by the shepherd biting it

check out omega man to see what i am legend was supposed to be. they changed the story completely.

 

[shirlene29]

will do.....I'll add it to my netflix que

 

[timtim]

will do.....I'll add it to my netflix que

its old and campy, but the story is way better.

 

[Sub-Zero]

thank god we are using valuable research power to analyze what would happen if ZOMBIES FUCKING EXISTED????!!!!!

 

[shirlene29]

yeah, I mean, fuck that whole cancer or aids research shit

 

[needtogetarmy]

yeah, I mean, fuck that whole cancer or aids research shit

We don't have a chance against AIDS or cancer, but Zombies, I think we could defeat them!

 

[AAP]

We don't have a chance against AIDS or cancer, but Zombies, I think we could defeat them!

especially if they the slow kind

 

[needtogetarmy]

28 days later was a better movie,

zombie purists everwhere can hate me for that, I don't care

I am legend sucked however...not as well executed
I was most bothered by the shepherd biting it

28 days later is a classic. Very good movie. Most hardcore zombie fans I know love it.

 

[cryptosporidium]

omega man > iyamlegend

 

[timtim]

omega man > iyamlegend

100%. the whole point of it was he was legend in the lore of the vampires/zombies for being a vampire/zombie killer. not that he was legend for finding a cure. once again, will smith shits the bed.

 

[cryptosporidium]

they lost me when the dog died

that and the story was kinda boring.. will smith vs. charlton heston...... jeah right.