Scheduled hits via automobile??

[Testosterone boy]

People say "noyone would do that."

Which makes it a better hit.

If you shoot someone, people say "that was a hit."

If you cripple them with a automobile, people say "were they wearing their seat belts?"

It would be relatively easy if the target took a predictable path at a predictable time.

If you T-bone someone at high speed with a large vehicle, your odds of crippling them would be excellent. Very excellent.


If the driver/hit person has a very stout body and uses additional stiffening equipment and a large vehicle with belt/air bag....they walk away with a couple bruises.

The victim however gets a bumper in their hip....or ribs.....or head.

 

[NJjuice22]

are you planning to whack someone?

 

[Dunk]

People say "noyone would do that."

Which makes it a better hit.

If you shoot someone, people say "that was a hit."

If you cripple them with a automobile, people say "were they wearing their seat belts?"

It would be relatively easy if the target took a predictable path at a predictable time.

If you T-bone someone at high speed with a large vehicle, your odds of crippling them would be excellent. Very excellent.



If the driver/hit person has a very stout body and uses additional stiffening equipment and a large vehicle with belt/air bag....they walk away with a couple bruises.

The victim however gets a bumper in their hip....or ribs.....or head.

wtf?

 

[Testosterone boy]

are you planning to whack someone?

Not quite.

I took a closer look at my wrecked van today. Had I not installed a custom drivers seat (for additional safety), my hip would have crushed into
smithereens. The custom seat placed me above most of the impact.

Still got a couple cracks in the hip/pelvis and may face spinal surgery. We shall see.

 

[Testosterone boy]

wtf?

exactly what everyone says....making it the perfect hit

 

[CFZB]

why?

seriously.

why?

 

[needtogrow]

DO IT MAN DO IT






Diclaimer: blahblahblahblahblahblah do not blame me if nutso does "IT"

 

[Gambino]

tboy how is the injury going bor?

 

[Testosterone boy]

tboy how is the injury going bor?

Took an hour to get out of bed yesterday. I'd have used my 9mm had I been able to reach it.

I realize this will probably pass byt those who have experienced prolonged agony know what it does to perspective.

It has only been 1.7 weeks now.

http://img90.echo.cx/img90/1899/vp37aq.jpg

 

[Testosterone boy]

Here is another:

http://img154.echo.cx/img154/1201/vp20he.jpg


worse collisions occur but this is amazing for the extreme accuracy of the impact

 

[Testosterone boy]

Here is one more showing how precise the impact was. You can see that the seat was buckled underneath me

http://img154.echo.cx/img154/96/vp17ub.jpg

 

[Testosterone boy]

Had I lost consciousness for a fraction of a second, I would have then slammed into a very large truck at maybe 30-40 miles per hour.

Insult to injury.

 

[Testosterone boy]

This sounds wild but some will remember that TB has been targeted before. Almost precisely one year ago. This accident happened about 10 days ago.


Lady from out of state rents a large SUV from Hertz, buys additional insurance , plans to go to Rockies game.

Then slams into someone 30 miles from the game and never bothers to hit the brakes. Gets out of SUV, moves like a dancer/athlete, and accuses me of wrongdoing. (I have a witness and she got a ticket...of course)

Thats a few tidbits for the detective inclined.

Sure...she was lost. 30 miles lost. Looking at a map?



Almost everyone will dismiss this as nuts and I would too.

But I've been targeted before.

 

[Testosterone boy]

For those who like the big picture:

http://img88.echo.cx/img88/3010/vp45ua.jpg

 

[Testosterone boy]

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[jnuts]

For those who like the big picture:

http://img88.echo.cx/img88/3010/vp45ua.jpg

ouch

 

[Testosterone boy]

Tomorrow will be interesting perhaps.

Photos can be manipulated to a degree, video is much harder. Have that too.

Images really make no difference to the injuries but they are interesting.

Routine t-bone but incredibly accurate damage to the door and seat.


More research to do perhaps

 

[Testosterone boy]

ouch

Paramedics talked of 16" of intrusion.

People are more impressed by the wide angle shots but what hurts is the direct contact shown in the close ups.

 

[jnuts]

Save the van...don't get rid of it until you talk to a lawyer.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Save the van...don't get rid of it until you talk to a lawyer.

see...this is one of a dozen things making me ponder the possibilities.

It is scheduled to be crushed soon and there is nothing I can do. I asked.

It got taken to the police impoundment lot.

 

[jnuts]

see...this is one of a dozen things making me ponder the possibilities.

It is scheduled to be crushed soon and there is nothing I can do. I asked.

It got taken to the police impoundment lot.

I'm thinking a lawyer would stop the crushing...

 

[Testosterone boy]

I'm thinking a lawyer would stop the crushing...

good point

Much as I dislike the whole scene, I am a rabbit in the lions den without a lawyer.

 

[Testosterone boy]

why?

seriously.

why?

why are hits scheduled?

well...you know. Ain't no perfect world.


Why anyone would be interested in me is...beyond me really. Couldn't pick a more mundane person hardly.


It all sounds nuts but I have many additional reasons to be suspicious. And shall have to be silent about some of those.

 

[UA_Iron]

I bet your accident was scheduled, people got sick of you offering little girls candy in your van.

 

[Lestat]

someone arrest this dude before someone gets hurt

 

[Gambino]

damn that was an accurate hit
pin-point precision

 

[Testosterone boy]

damn that was an accurate hit
pin-point precision

pin point precision if I ever seen it.

Going back and forth on my theory though. Like I say, I have additional reasons to harbor suspicions.

Anybody here last year when I got singled out for "something?"

 

[ZKaudio]

I bet your accident was scheduled, people got sick of you offering little girls candy in your van.

lol that thing is classic molest0r van, i had to get a cargo van, but I opted for windows so I wouldn't have the child rape stigma

 

[Testosterone boy]

lol that thing is classic molest0r van, i had to get a cargo van, but I opted for windows so I wouldn't have the child rape stigma

It was a Snap On tool van that I bought from a client when it was 4 years old.

The lack of windows was handy at times though it aroused suspicion when I parked by the schools.

That thing help everything. We have made two trips to empty it with one more to go. I was in the process of remodeling a house. It was stuffed.

 

[ZKaudio]

I have a 2003 chevy express but it just sits there lol... I opted for the ext version, so it carries 15 and a huge cargo load

 

[Testosterone boy]

I have a 2003 chevy express but it just sits there lol... I opted for the ext version, so it carries 15 and a huge cargo load

Gotta be Chevy's answer to the super cargo van.

Whacha haulin'?


I am now the proud owner of a 2005 Dodge mini-van.

It oozes sex appeal.

 

[Testosterone boy]

For those who like the big picture:

http://img88.echo.cx/img88/3010/vp45ua.jpg

This picture shows something somewhat amazing. I was also hit again in the rear of the van....same height.

Driver accelerates into van, bounces off but tenaciously keeps accelerating. Hits van a secong time....about 20 feet behind first impact.

That van was so large that the cremation of a Dodge Durango still leaves the van looking 75% pristine.


My hips feel all busted up. Left hip showed two distinct cracks but I suspect there are more.

 

[Testosterone boy]

This picture shows something somewhat amazing. I was also hit again in the rear of the van....same height.

Driver accelerates into van, bounces off but tenaciously keeps accelerating. Hits van a secong time....about 20 feet behind first impact.

That van was so large that the cremation of a Dodge Durango still leaves the van looking 75% pristine.


My hips feel all busted up. Left hip showed two distinct cracks but I suspect there are more.

Interested in opinions on the second impact.

Her Durango was laid to rest in the same visual angle that it was in when contact was made. So spinning through the air and hitting my van with the rear of the Durango is....questionable. The spin would have to occur faster than her traffic speed...I think.

Also...the impact would be higher due to the configuration of the Durangos body/rear end.

Physics guys?

 

[rushx79]

time to go underground and hope the grays dont get ya. i have seen the FNORDS!

 

[jrlex]

People say "noyone would do that."

Which makes it a better hit.

If you shoot someone, people say "that was a hit."

If you cripple them with a automobile, people say "were they wearing their seat belts?"

It would be relatively easy if the target took a predictable path at a predictable time.

If you T-bone someone at high speed with a large vehicle, your odds of crippling them would be excellent. Very excellent.


If the driver/hit person has a very stout body and uses additional stiffening equipment and a large vehicle with belt/air bag....they walk away with a couple bruises.

The victim however gets a bumper in their hip....or ribs.....or head.

Excuse me sir, but if your an Assassin can I be your protege? I always wanted to get into contract killing.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Excuse me sir, but if your an Assassin can I be your protege? I always wanted to get into contract killing.

I think you misunderstand.

I would be a pretty fair assassin if I believed in the project but have not completed undue projects to date.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Interested in opinions on the second impact.

Her Durango was laid to rest in the same visual angle that it was in when contact was made. So spinning through the air and hitting my van with the rear of the Durango is....questionable. The spin would have to occur faster than her traffic speed...I think.

Also...the impact would be higher due to the configuration of the Durangos body/rear end.

Physics guys?

Just one evaluation from a physics guy would be appreciated.

Did she keep accelerating and hit me twice like I think...since her angle did not change after it was over.

Did she spin in the air and come down down exactly in the same spot after doing a ballet style 360?

 

[jrlex]

I think you misunderstand.

I would be a pretty fair assassin if I believed in the project but have not completed undue projects to date.

Believe in me and I promise I won't let you down..it will take time and time I have.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Believe in me and I promise I won't let you down..it will take time and time I have.

duly noted sir

awaiting future assignments which are currently on hold

 

[Testosterone boy]

lol....someone tried to call me at the same time as the accident. Twice.


Would have looked bad had the call been forwarded to my cell phone when I got hit.

No answer at the number that called. No machine either.

Rats.

Just a coincidence for sure.

 

[jrlex]

duly noted sir

awaiting future assignments which are currently on hold

I look forward to hearing from you. Please adivise when future assigments have a green light.

 

[WODIN]

Have you gotten a lawyer yet?

If not get BUSY!!! JEBUS!

 

[Testosterone boy]

Have you gotten a lawyer yet?

If not get BUSY!!! JEBUS!

huh...I am observing Matts handiwork with the state of Colorado insurance laws.

 

[Testosterone boy]

My life!

How many times have I heard "I've never seen that before?"

Thats what the tow truck driver said about the drive shaft when he delivered it.

It was snapped in two like a pretzel. Hurt just looking at it.

I'm gonna get me a lawyer. Its been three weeks and it still hurts all the time with frequent stabs of pain. I'll see the doc soon and get a prognosis on where the hip and pelvis cracks are and what they mean. Hip cracks can be disastrous if they are around the socket because of wear and tear to the socket. I don't know where mine is yet.

Not to mention costing me a boatload of business / money.

Sorry guys....but this is important to me.