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scariest thing on earth when your high

big_bad_buff

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Alligators!!!


I found this in my email drafts. I was going to post this like a year ago LOL. it's so true, watch a special on alligators when your high. scary stuff.

What is up with animals man? take the creature we call Alligators for instance, they are the scariest things i'v ever seen in my life when i was high, there 900 pound demon lizards, there like aliens from another planet. they could kill anything they want, tell me if that's not fucked up. it waits in the water until something get's close, and then it jumps out and fucking bites the shit out of it. seriously, watch a thing on animals when your high, study the beasts habits, surly it will scare you to death. the look in their eyes. and what the hell is up with lions, and bears? they are huge ass creature that eat people, THEY FUCKING EAT PEOPLE MAN. i can't believe that shit.
 
Dude I smoke too much weed. I am always watching Discoverey, Travel channel, Cartoon network, TLC, or the History channel. Oh yeah and Animal Planet. Shit on animals is pretty fuckin cool when you're high though.
 
Did you guys see that show on Discovery with the Australian Hollywood Animal Handler? I don't remember his name, but it was the funniest show I've ever seen.

This guy took a dummy "him" that had a print out of his face taped over the dummy's with him while documenting all of the dangerous animals in Australia. He would subject the dummy to all kinds of stuff, like snake bite, spider bite, crocodiles, etc.

One scene, he placed the dummy on a board with wheels and rolled the dummy into a female croc's nest, with the female croc right there gaurding it. The dummy got its head bitten off! It was hilarious! I laughed for days.

And, yes, crocodilians are nasty critters. There is a reason the species has survived, more or less unchanged, for over 120 million years.

BTW, there is a little known species of aligator in South America called the Oronoco. These guys can reach almost 30 feet long.
 
Scariest thing for me back in the day was my parents finding out I was high.
I've seen numerous news articles about florida residents going out for their morning paper,mowing their lawn,bbq,what have you,never to be seen again.The crocs there are fearless,and wait in your yard.How scary is that shit?
 
Cmon my best friend has a cabin on a river where we would routinely drop cid. It's awesome to go out on a canoe with just a spotlight hooked to a battery and shine the gators. Once we would be peaking, we would shine a gator so we could get right up to it. Then we'd grab a paddle and wack the thing over the head. Hell my friend even grabbed a little 2' gator but couldn't get it into the boat.
 
Now the crocs down south are something to be afraid of but the gators here in Central Florida won't do much. A gator usually won't even bother with you unless he's at least a good 10' or longer. They are very lazy animals and would rather go after something that would put up less of a fight. These rules don't apply if the gator has been accustomed to people though.
 
I DONT GET HIGH.........BESIDES, I'M NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING. I AM THE FUCKING MAN!!!





KAYNE
 
No shit buff. I get high and watch Croc Files on Animal Planet. Fukin' trippy watching Steve Irwin fuck with gators and shit while buzzing.
 
ok, i'm not talking about the size, or how mean they are, i'm talking about Alligators in general. I may speak for myself, but when I get high and watch these things, I look at them, and I think. Holy shit, what are they? there huge monsters, by far the weirdest things on the planet. what comes closer to being more alien than these?. dangerous animals like lions, tigers, wolfs even bears I can handle watching while i'm high. but watching alligators is some crazy stuff. have you ever seen there mating call? by far the scariest sound in the world. but watching in a normal state of mind is no prob. watching Steve Irwin is defiantly some good entertainment while your twisted....can you guys tell i miss smoking? :D
 
big_bad_buff said:
ok, i'm not talking about the size, or how mean they are, i'm talking about Alligators in general. I may speak for myself, but when I get high and watch these things, I look at them, and I think. Holy shit, what are they? there huge monsters, by far the weirdest things on the planet. what comes closer to being more alien than these?
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Ants.
 
big_bad_buff said:
ok, i'm not talking about the size, or how mean they are, i'm talking about Alligators in general. I may speak for myself, but when I get high and watch these things, I look at them, and I think. Holy shit, what are they? there huge monsters, by far the weirdest things on the planet. what comes closer to being more alien than these?. dangerous animals like lions, tigers, wolfs even bears I can handle watching while i'm high. but watching alligators is some crazy stuff. have you ever seen there mating call? by far the scariest sound in the world. but watching in a normal state of mind is no prob. watching Steve Irwin is defiantly some good entertainment while your twisted....can you guys tell i miss smoking? :D
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they're dinosaurs.
 
Alligators are boring. But I have strange dreams of being attacked by deers. Where I live I see them quite often and always get nervous and try to go around them. Imagine a buck charging you with his antlers? Fuck that.
 
~HOUNDOG~ said:
Alligators are boring. But I have strange dreams of being attacked by deers. Where I live I see them quite often and always get nervous and try to go around them. Imagine a buck charging you with his antlers? Fuck that.
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mmmmmmmmm yeah,I'd choose bambi over jaws anyday.
 
I know it's stupid, but I have these dreams and my balls (im serious) always get gored. It's fucked.
 
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