saw this panhandler

[hamstershaver]

and his sign said "why lie i need beer", people were giving him money left and right, i guess the truth pays, im figuring he was gonna have a keg party for all his bum buddies later that night

 

[Burning_Inside]

let us know how it goes and if you nailed any other bum bitches.

 

[jerkbox]

i might have given him a buck just for making me laugh......and I never give bums money....especially the ones that just sit there with a sign or ask for some change.....they could at least try to be useful or entertaining......

 

[hamstershaver]

let us know how it goes and if you nailed any other bum bitches.

i may do this as a part time job, im thinking of recruiting the gf and have her hold a sign that says why lie i need a boob job

 

[alien amp pharm]

i might have given him a buck just for making me laugh......and I never give bums money....especially the ones that just sit there with a sign or ask for some change.....they could at least try to be useful or entertaining......

or give head...

 

[from zero]

I like the ones that get mad if you don't give them anything. That always confused me.

 

[jerkbox]

I like the ones that get mad if you don't give them anything. That always confused me.

better yet, the ones that get mad because they don't think you gave them enough....i saw a guy give a bum 5 bucks once, and he started arguing wioth the dude because it wasn't enough to get something to eat or some shit.....this is why i don't give bums money...because they are bums.

 

[from zero]

better yet, the ones that get mad because they don't think you gave them enough....i saw a guy give a bum 5 bucks once, and he started arguing wioth the dude because it wasn't enough to get something to eat or some shit.....this is why i don't give bums money...because they are bums.

lol, what a buttwagon.

 

[sconoscuito]

no best case scenario is when you see a bum on crutches and a knee brace and 5 minutes later you see him running down the street


that bitch asked me for 10 bucks and when I said hell no she goees " you dont even have five"?




so really if I actually did give her money I bet in her head she would be makin fun of me for being a dumb motherfucker

never giving money to bums again

as a matter of fact everytime I see a bum now I ask them for a dollar

you get good reactions with that one

 

[jerkbox]

as a matter of fact everytime I see a bum now I ask them for a dollar

you get good reactions with that one

that would be funny man....heheh....i might have to try that. maybe one night when I'm good and drunk....that's a real asshole move...lmao

 

[alien amp pharm]

they could at least try to be useful or entertaining......

What about the ones that play a guitar or something?


FromZero plays the skinflute for extra cash workin' the streets.

 

[Gymgurl]

You should have paid him to lick your girls kitty.......

 

[redshirt27se]

"get a job grouch"

for all of you who have seen Dave Chappelle's killing them softly.

 

[Gambino]

A bum stole my bike recently...I chased after him and caught his ass, cops came and the bum got arrested, they also found dirt weed on him...the next day I see same dude riding a bike...bums just don't seem to give a fuck lol

 

[hardrock]

I saw one off the highway once while we were drinking some road buddies. I offered him one and he turned it down. WTF? he could have at least sold it to one of his homies for a quarter or something.