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saw a midget at the gym.......

TEXgrl

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kinda freaky, she was barely above my waist. very strange to watch her work out.

just thought i'd share
 
that would ruin my work out for sure.. i'd sit and gawk... midgets are awesome... god's little toys...
 
was it a midget or a dwarf?

I would bet dwarf.

if it was a midget, then you are a lucky woman. those are rare sightings indeed.

next time you see one, ask them if they have magical powers - then try to kidnap them and at knifepoint demand to be taken to their pot of gold.
 
HappyScrappy said:
was it a midget or a dwarf?

I would bet dwarf.

if it was a midget, then you are a lucky woman. those are rare sightings indeed.

next time you see one, ask them if they have magical powers - then try to kidnap them and at knifepoint demand to be taken to their pot of gold.
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:FRlol:
 
it was at the bally's on parker road in plano. i'm not sure if she always goes there or not, the only reason i saw her was because i was off work that day and went to the gym at a different time. she wasn't strong, and it was killing me because she was doing some stuff wrong and i wanted to show her how to do it properly, but i didn't want to give unsolicited advice.

cybernigg--she was a little chunky and had cankles.

HS--what are the primary differences between a dwarf and a midget?
 
TEXgrl said:

HS--what are the primary differences between a dwarf and a midget?
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midgets are proportioned, just really little.
think Webster (Emannuel Lewis)

dwarves have normal sized heads and nearly normal torsos, but disproportionately small limbs.

if she looked a bit off, then she was a dwarf. which are very common.

midgets are very rare.
 
TEXgrl said:
it was at the bally's on parker road in plano. i'm not sure if she always goes there or not, the only reason i saw her was because i was off work that day and went to the gym at a different time.
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LOL, that's the gym that Knight69 was going to until he got kicked out.

I go to the 24 hour fitness across the street.
 
HappyScrappy said:


midgets are proportioned, just really little.
think Webster (Emannuel Lewis)

dwarves have normal sized heads and nearly normal torsos, but disproportionately small limbs.

if she looked a bit off, then she was a dwarf. which are very common.

midgets are very rare.
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well DAMN, she was a dwarf then......i'm so ashamed i didn't know the difference, but oddly intruiged that you did :D
 
did she have 6 other dwarves with her? or was she carrying an axe of some sort? or was she hanging with a goth chick with skin as white as snow?
 
GinNJuice said:


LOL, that's the gym that Knight69 was going to until he got kicked out.

I go to the 24 hour fitness across the street.
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hmmm, wonder if i've seen him around there? how long ago was it that he was kicked out?
 
saint808 said:
did she have 6 other dwarves with her? or was she carrying an axe of some sort? or was she hanging with a goth chick with skin as white as snow?
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no, she was alone, probably broke away from the pack.....also keep in mind, snow white didn't swing that way, her dwarves were men :D
 
HappyScrappy said:
what was he kicked out for? I'm not sure I really want to know the answer to that one.
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He metioned it in a thread once..... I asked him why, but he didn't respond.

Maybe he'll chime in on this thread and let us all in.
 
GinNJuice said:


He metioned it in a thread once..... I asked him why, but he didn't respond.

Maybe he'll chime in on this thread and let us all in.
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yeah i gotta hear this. from what he has told me in the past, everyone knew him by name there. perhaps he brought his wife into the gym one day and was running around asking the dudes in the free weights section if they wanted to mount her on the incline bench and then let pizza man smear the resulting man-cum on his cheeks.

texgirl out of curiosity...what exercises was she doing?
 
she was doing some tricep work on the cables, but not very effectively. she also did some straight leg dead lifts.

she was mostly wandering around looking lost. i felt bad for her.
 
tx girl , Her name is sarah. her husband also goes there , they have been avid guests of ballys at parker and alma for years, ask eddie (the mgr) to introduce you to her, shes got her act together.
 
Jeans my man jeans., Was going there 8 years and new mngmt took over after derrick and bob left, and no one can wear jeans
 
if u work out at 24hr across the street then u KNOW ME. Also a good friend of mine kieth , he works out there daily at noon , he runs condren tree care.
 
knight69 said:
if u work out at 24hr across the street then u KNOW ME. Also a good friend of mine kieth , he works out there daily at noon , he runs condren tree care.
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Maybe, I used to work out there in the mornings around 6am.... but now I work in Houston so I only train at that gym on weekends and Mondays.... at varing times. I usually don't talk to anyone while I'm there, so I might have seen you.... but I don't know any Kieths by name. (I don't think)
 
weird. where are you training now?
at the bally's at beltline and preston they allow me to workout in full denim gear. i'm talking jeans, a jeans shirt, faded jeans jacket, jeans bandana on my head, and i have some ripped up jeans that i have torn up and made into lifting straps. i usually have the collar turned up on my jacket though so nobody messes with me cuz it makes me look that much tougher. also on shoulders day i usually have cigarette packs filled with pennies rolled up into my sleeves for both added restistance and added badassness.
 
I think I'm gonna start working out in jeans and a denim vest.

all the ladies be lovin the denim.

I could see my rowing workouts getting a bit nasty though. maybe that will be my all leather day.
 
supersizeme said:
weird. where are you training now?
at the bally's at beltline and preston they allow me to workout in full denim gear. i'm talking jeans, a jeans shirt, faded jeans jacket, jeans bandana on my head, and i have some ripped up jeans that i have torn up and made into lifting straps. i usually have the collar turned up on my jacket though so nobody messes with me cuz it makes me look that much tougher. also on shoulders day i usually have cigarette packs filled with pennies rolled up into my sleeves for both added restistance and added badassness.
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you have GOT to come to my gym in that getup, seriously, i want to see this! or at least take pictures!

also, is this real denim you are wearing, or is it that denim with the spandex? i would think the spandex, would make squats easier.

btw, "badassness"? i never knew there was such a word, but i think i'm gonna have to use it sometime, just gotta find the right situation.
 
still have membership at ballys and 24 hour, spend most of my time at club fit park and coit (used to the powerhouse) Wife works out at 24 hour at park and alma. Your right i can wear jeans when i work out at ballys cambell and central in richardson. Guess it mgrs decision.
 
nevermind my question...it took me long enough to make that post that you had already my question.

i was unaware that jeans wear down the pads. that strikes me as especially funny because normally on chest i usually roll into the gym in sandpaper pants. in between sets of flat and incline db bench, i'm usually furiously grinding my crotch into the bench to relieve stress and make small puddles. not once have i been called out by management for this.
 
HappyScrappy said:
I think I'm gonna start working out in jeans and a denim vest.

all the ladies be lovin the denim.

I could see my rowing workouts getting a bit nasty though. maybe that will be my all leather day.
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lol

you're damn right the ladies be loving the denim. sometimes, when i feel jeans aren't enough, i'll throw a pair of cut off jean shorts over the jeans just to say "hey...who works the jeans like no other?" havoc i believe has a mushroom themed day, not sure if it's his leg day or his right brachilias day.
 
i saw one of them last year in florida, he was leading a bunch of normal sizd guys on the beach....it was a weird site, so i started to throw sand on them so they might turn away.
 
supersizeme said:
i was unaware that jeans wear down the pads. that strikes me as especially funny because normally on chest i usually roll into the gym in sandpaper pants...
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I don't get this.
Why go through all that effort?
I just bring in my Excalibur replica and go apeshit on the benches.
Fuck I hate padded benches.
I'm thinking that I might stop that now, its becoming a hassle driving to the next city to find a gym that I'm not banned from.

Fuckin' benches. Who do they think they are, sitting there with that smug "look at me .. I'm all padded" look on their goddamn face.
 
TEXgrl said:


you have GOT to come to my gym in that getup, seriously, i want to see this! or at least take pictures!

also, is this real denim you are wearing, or is it that denim with the spandex? i would think the spandex, would make squats easier.

btw, "badassness"? i never knew there was such a word, but i think i'm gonna have to use it sometime, just gotta find the right situation.
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i would glady make an appearance at the plano bally's, but obviously i don't think that's possible because knight69 was kicked out for simply wearing a pair of jeans. my workout gear screams "JEANS!!!" with a faded blue buttonfly megaphone turned up to 600 decibels. and yes it's real denim, except for the tan colored patches on the elbows and knees, and the sequined "Body by Levis" i have sewn to the back of my jacket. and all my denim is pre shrunk to 2 sizes to small for me so that i turn the ladies on that much more. "badassness" isn't really a word anyone's heard of until they look at me cranking out a set of front squats in my denim. the word just kind of pops into your head after you've witnessed this spectacle.
 
supersizeme said:


i would glady make an appearance at the plano bally's, but obviously i don't think that's possible because knight69 was kicked out for simply wearing a pair of jeans. my workout gear screams "JEANS!!!" with a faded blue buttonfly megaphone turned up to 600 decibels. and yes it's real denim, except for the tan colored patches on the elbows and knees, and the sequined "Body by Levis" i have sewn to the back of my jacket. and all my denim is pre shrunk to 2 sizes to small for me so that i turn the ladies on that much more. "badassness" isn't really a word anyone's heard of until they look at me cranking out a set of front squats in my denim. the word just kind of pops into your head after you've witnessed this spectacle.
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LMAO.....I've got to party with you cowboy.....
 
Bullit said:


I don't get this.
Why go through all that effort?
I just bring in my Excalibur replica and go apeshit on the benches.
Fuck I hate padded benches.
I'm thinking that I might stop that now, its becoming a hassle driving to the next city to find a gym that I'm not banned from.

Fuckin' benches. Who do they think they are, sitting there with that smug "look at me .. I'm all padded" look on their goddamn face.
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lol yeah i agree benches do need to be told sometimes. on my shoulders/triceps day, i usually drive a generator powered multcher into the gym and set it up next to the dumbell rack and just start tossing benches into it. then once i've got about three or four benches thoroughly multched up, i grab some dumbells and work out on the resulting pile of debris.
 
I'm laughing my ass off at Supersizeme and Bullit! i'm sure everyone in my office is wondering what i'm on.

zebo---we should do a plano, tx meetup, there's quite a few of us here.
 
YEAH!!!!!!!!

GET EM'!!!!!!!!!!!


Mulcher... nice.... that'll learn em'.
 
madbomber31 said:
that would ruin my work out for sure.. i'd sit and gawk... midgets are awesome... god's little toys...
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So perfectly put. Midgets are great. I have this strange facination with midgets. Midgets are just like real people but you can pick them up and put them in your pocket and take them home with you. They are fun for all.
 
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