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Ulcasterdropout said:
What the hell is a Dim Mak? :D
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its what Chong Li delivered to Ray in the semi finals of Bloodsport...Frank Dux also livens up the movie somewhat by deliveringone to the big Chinese fat guy in the opening rounds who just won't seem to go down - even after he does the splits and delivers an uppercut to the guys package...

i lika da dim mak
 
Hate is a pure emotion.

I'll always choose to be hated over loved. Those who love have their brains knotted.

That said, if it weren't for coat hangers and backdoor abortionists, we'd have about eight thousand litters of feral Rocky Mountain canaries like you running around beaking off and getting bootfucked by the local authorities.

That isn't so bad, as those with firearms and liquor get first dibs on shooting the spawn of your kind on sight.

One time, Bosqueela had a three year old member of your phylum running around in circles as she prodded him with a stick. We all laughed and drank cheap, shitty malt liquor as the young'un grew agitated and scabby.

Finally the death blow needed to be delivered.

Just as I was about to stomp on it's face, the little shitfucker has a massive stroke and croaked.

Let that be a lesson to you, cuntface.

You will die of heart disease at an early age. Might as well take up smoking cigarettes as well as the pole you so crave already.
 
actually, there would only be one phylum with the neurological development evolutionarily to experience a massive stroke. Coincidentally it is the one you are most likely a member of(although one could argue your type diverged and developed a decreasd ability to rationalize concepts pertaining to cladistics or systematics)

Having said that, I take pride in getting liquored up and stomping the gray matter out of mumbling shitcakes such as yourself.
 
Fuck you SG, you evil bastard. How many people have you killed?
 
biteme said:
Fuck you SG, you evil bastard. How many people have you killed?
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he wont respond to the ownage he was just dealt. I'll admit this is nothing like the ownage may1010 smacked on him, though.
 
juicedpigtails said:
f(although one could argue your type diverged and developed a decreasd ability to rationalize concepts pertaining to cladistics or systematics)
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You are speaking to a partially retarded individual, you realize.

I mean, I'd like to use inferred evolutionary relationships to arrange your entrails in a branching hierarchy such that all organs of your rotting anatomy have the same degenerative illnesses as the others, but I'm just one man.
 
satanic goatslayer said:
You are speaking to a partially retarded individual, you realize.

I mean, I'd like to use inferred evolutionary relationships to arrange your entrails in a branching hierarchy such that all organs of your rotting anatomy have the same degenerative illnesses as the others, but I'm just one man.
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i digress...
how many people have you killed?
 
satanic goatslayer said:
You are speaking to a partially retarded individual, you realize.

I mean, I'd like to use inferred evolutionary relationships to arrange your entrails in a branching hierarchy such that all organs of your rotting anatomy have the same degenerative illnesses as the others, but I'm just one man.
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you've used the "branching heirarchy" phrase before
don't water it down
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
She's dead?
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I highly doubt it. If you look close, her skin is pink. If she were dead the carcass would take on a a blueish-white tinge almost immediately...
 
Mr. Black said:
I highly doubt it. If you look close, her skin is pink. If she were dead the carcass would take on a a blueish-white tinge almost immediately...
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Well, that just killed my fantasy...
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
*raises hand*
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Necrochlesis has its disadvantages.... Lube will never replace good ol slobber and/or pussy juice. Plus your really limited to only using only two holes, I'd imagine a blowjob from a dead body would hurt like hell :worried:
 
Mr. Black said:
Necrochlesis has its disadvantages.... Lube will never replace good ol slobber and/or pussy juice. Plus your really limited to only using only two holes, I'd imagine a blowjob from a dead body would hurt like hell :worried:
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as long as she's still warm.
better then nothing...
 
Mr. Black said:
Why not simply call a few escorts over? :)
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ain't one for miles (closest I know of is 3 hours away), anyways, the dead one is a free and she can't call the cops
 
Ulcasterdropout said:
ain't one for miles (closest I know of is 3 hours away), anyways, the dead one is a free and she can't call the cops
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You should move up to Canada then. Hot little sluts all over the place that will fuck you for free. You got some muscles, then you get lots of pussy. It's very simple over here.
 
Mr. Black said:
You should move up to Canada then. Hot little sluts all over the place that will fuck you for free. You got some muscles, then you get lots of pussy. It's very simple over here.
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I'd take the dead whore over Canadians X10....
 
the lion said:
So check it ou right.. you remember how like 3 or 4 Fridays ago I didn't post up cuz I was out sick right.. well not really sick, but I got jumped in the club by this zebra fucker and his hippo bitch buddies.. anyway, me and my boys were at the Cheetah (local savanah strip club) last night, just relaxing, checkin out this one hot ass giraffe bitch (you shoulda seen the legs on this one.. jesus) when I holla over to the waitress for another jungle juice, and she doesn't come over right away (usually they're on point cuz me and my boys be ballin' pretty hard when we go out ya know) so I'm lookin around, and HELL NO! there the mothafuckas are.. that bitch zebra and his homo hippo butt buddies.. so I round up the playas, and we walk all over there and they look at me and kinda chuckle and then they see Devon come round the corner and shut up real quick cuz Devon is all huge and has this messed up mane from when he used to use alot of fina, and his grill is all jacked from biting the shit out of rocks when he was blown on PCP.. any way right behind Devon is my boy Billy Zane.. not the actor, his real name is Kwaleel, but he just really like Titanic so we call him Billy Zane.. anyway, the zebra and his hippos are starting to look nervous now so I walk up to him and I'm like "what's up now you striped wigger bitch" and he's all "what man, we're cool.." and I said "aww hell no, we aint cool till you miss a week of posting on EF because you can only get to the computer lab in Kenya on Fridays and you and your boys jumped me that Thursday night and I couldn't get to the computer lab to say what's up to Y_Lifter!" and he's like "What?!" and I said "fuck it, it's on skizzy bitch!" and we jumped em right there.. needless to say Billy Zane and Devon had those hippos bookin right out of the strip club, and I gave that Zebra a beat down he won't ever forget. So yeah.. we had us some fun last night!
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the lion is hardcore.
 
then post something entertaining. Try to keep it more to the point than how you had to rock out to elton john while finger fucking a she-male corpse you found in a dumpster, all because someone poured absinthe in your antifreeze bottle.
 
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