SATANIC GOATSLAYER - IS A CLOGY ANAL TASTER, and more funny anagrams

[absolute hardgainer]

Ok, folks, it is time for the absolute hardgainer to start our very own 'Make your own funny anagram out of the name of an elite fitness member thread'!!!!!

Now , I started with our very much beloved 'Satanic Goatslayer'

I came up with:

IS A CLOGY ANAL TASTER
IS CLEAR AS A GYNO TART

Which I thought are not only awkwardly insulting, but also funny as a dog turd heating up on a warm summer day...?!?

Ok, so 'clogy' isn't really a word, but hey it's my first time - don't get nitpicky here.

Why the goatslayer you ask? Well, as I said: We all love him so much, and also because he has a cool name that includes no less than 17 letters, which neatly divide into 7 vowels and 10 consonants, making his name ideal for some fun anagrams.

So, how about it: Here are some members we can have fun with:

ABSOLUTE HARDGAINER
(which contains a staggering 18 letters, 8 vowels and 10 consonants, we can have a field day here)

GEORGE SPELLWIN
(which contains a cool 14 letters, 5 vowels and 9 consonants, besides we've gotta make fun of George don't we? )

Here are some members we can NOT have much fun with:

RyanH (stupid short name...)

May1010 (Uh Duhhhhh!!!)

~~~ (This kid has some nerve coming up with a name like that! )

hardgainer (I hope Mr Spellwin has a good sense of humor, ahh I'm sure he does... )

 

[absolute hardgainer]

Ok, in my first 90 seconds, all I came up with is:

GEORGE SPELLWIN - WILL GROPE N E EGS

which is kind of lame, I admit. Hey maybe YOU can come up with a smarter one!

hardgainer (into this anagram thingy)

 

[thefantom1]

Here is one for RyahH's name.... Stupid Fucking Moron oh wait thats too many letters..

(just playing with ya Ryan..don't go crying)

 

[Weapon X]

Here is one for RyahH's name.... Stupid Fucking Moron oh wait thats too many letters...

ROFLMAO!!

 

[absolute hardgainer]

Duh! What's the matter people, y'all too intellectually inept to play word games?

hardgainer (stuck up smart ass)

 

[flickenu]

absolute hardgainer- undesirable groat ha!

George spellwin- negroes will peg (not meant to be racist)
girls weep on leg

 

[absolute hardgainer]

BRAVO flickenu!!!!

That's some funny stuff there, finally somebody willing to use their brain.

I thought maybe "absolute hardgainer" could be better as "undesirable goat har"? But anyway, who am I to criticize...

Ok, how about we make this a point scoring competition.

For your George Spellwin anagrams you get 1000 points each, that gives flickenu 2000 points and the outright lead.

hardgainer (let the anagrams role)

 

[Buff_Lover]

absolute hardgainer could be....

DIAGNOSABLE URETHRA

or

NEARSIGHTED AURA LOB

or

GELATINOUS HARD BARE



and George Spellwin is.....

SWOLLEN RIPE EGG

or

WRIGGLE LOSE PEN

 

[decibel]

for my name i came up with --

bed lice

 

[Buff_Lover]

and for me, I guess the BLUFF (s) OVER..

 

[RyanH]

Here is one for RyahH's name.... Stupid Fucking Moron oh wait thats too many letters..

(just playing with ya Ryan..don't go crying)

It would take intelligent criticism to make me cry, and even then it is highly unlikely.

 

[Freak Show]

ok i got really bored.

freak show:
has fre(e) wok

hears wok F

 

[alptraum]

George Spellwin -
- Gee we'll sign pro
- Gee spew on grill
- George we'll spin
- Senile egg prowl
- See Greg win poll

Satanic Goatslayer -
- A gay sectarian lost
- It a arcane glass toy
- A racial gay test son

 

[absolute hardgainer]

COOL STUFF, FOLKS!!!

Buff lover: You're going to have to explain to me what a urethra is now, my vocabulary ain't so expansive. BUt very cool stuff I must say.

decibel: That's a pretty good one, too. But hey I don't think you worked more than 30 seconds on it.

alptraum: I am declaring you the temporary winner of our impromptu anagram competition. Your George Spellwin and Satanic Goatslayer anargams absolutely take the cake and are winning hands down, so far.

hardgainer (who said Elite members are to inept to come up with funny anargams?)

 

[alptraum]

Here's one for you Absolute Hardgainer:

He is brutal and a ogre.

 

[absolute hardgainer]

Thanks alptraum, I liked that one the best so far... You get another 1000 points for that one, but who cares you've won by a mile anyhow.

hardgainer (brutal ogre)