Sart me new doorman job in 2 hours

[Bobber]

Already my mom, my sister, and half my friends have called telling me to not do anything uncalled for. I am a little nervous b/c of my size but pretty excited cause a lot of girls are supposed to come see me tonight. Wish me luck and I will bump this thread and let yall know how it went if anything good happens.

 

[HighIntensity]

congrats on joining the ranks bro...goodluck.

 

[flex123]

I never actually worked the door anywhere. Many times when I've been hanging out inside a place by the door people come in and goto show me their ID's.

I usually just laugh and tell them I don't work here. One time I was tanked and decided to look at the guy's ID. He was obviously over 21, he looked almost 30. I told him that it wasn't him and I couldn't let him in. The guy started flipping out and I had to just laugh and say "I'm just fucking with you, I don't even work here man".

but anywho....Gookluck bro, I see you went against your fathers wishes. I hope you don't have to regret taking the job and tell ya father he was right.

 

[WarriorPL]

Will you be a doorman for an apartment building or a club?

 

[louden_swain]

^

 

[Bobber]

Holy shit this is a fun job. I can honestly say I have never met so many gorgeous girls in one sitting in my life. The whole size issue, I saw maybe a handful of guys that I would have had a mental delay about laying into(not in that way you fucking butt monkeys). I highly recommend any guys to try it out, especially as a weekend job during school.

What I couldn't believe was the number of fake ID's that people tried to use. Some of these girls looked like a fully developed knock yet in reality they had just graduated high school. Tomorrow night I get to actually drink and I will be all by my lonesome at the door so it should be interesting.

Wizkid - At a bar on the second biggest party street in the country.(6th Street Austin, Tx)

 

[tuc biscuit]

Bro good luck and be safe.

 

[casavant]

Holy shit this is a fun job. I can honestly say I have never met so many gorgeous girls in one sitting in my life. The whole size issue, I saw maybe a handful of guys that I would have had a mental delay about laying into(not in that way you fucking butt monkeys). I highly recommend any guys to try it out, especially as a weekend job during school.

What I couldn't believe was the number of fake ID's that people tried to use. Some of these girls looked like a fully developed knock yet in reality they had just graduated high school. Tomorrow night I get to actually drink and I will be all by my lonesome at the door so it should be interesting.

Wizkid - At a bar on the second biggest party street in the country.(6th Street Austin, Tx)

Glad you like it man.

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

What are your stats?

Muscle dysmorphia is the main thing holding me back with regard to picking up extra cash in such an occupation.

 

[Bobber]

What are your stats?

Muscle dysmorphia is the main thing holding me back with regard to picking up extra cash in such an occupation.

I am a small guy...5'8" 178ish but loosing weight due to a rotator cuff injusry keeping me out of the gym and away from the pin.

 

[Devastation]

welcome to the "club" bro. i gotta work tomorrow nite

 

[theoak01]

def glad you like it,I have learned to be much more laid back and I enjoy the drunk fools now.

 

[Fonz]

I am a small guy...5'8" 178ish but loosing weight due to a rotator cuff injusry keeping me out of the gym and away from the pin.

Ha.

Bigger than you now....184lbs 6% BF 5"8

Muhahaha........

Fonz

 

[casavant]

I think I'd go back to bouncing full time for awhile right now if I could be guaranteed 5 or 6 nights a week.

I don't want to be there sometimes, but overall it's a cool job. Not the healthiest in the world, but pretty cool.

 

[Bobber]

def glad you like it,I have learned to be much more laid back and I enjoy the drunk fools now.

Last night I was just standing there and this drunk low life piece of shit is walking by when out of the blue he sticks his middle finger 2 inches away from my face and and yells fuck you and keeps walking by. He never stopped or anything.

The other bouncer was sitting right across the way from me and looks at me and says "He didn't touch you." I seriously have NEVER restrained myself from a situation like that and if I wasn't working I would have laid his drunk ass out. The weird thing is two seconds later I couldn't have given a fuck he did that.

For perks, I have already had two lesbians offer me "anything" for me to let them in and one was fucking gorgeous, two cute younger girls ask to have their picture taken with me, of course phone numbers, and unfortunetly some bigger not so attractive ladies feeling on things they shouldn't have...............and this all in one night. I love my job.

Fonz - I am still waiting for you to get down here "big guy".

Cas - I am on the schedule for 3 nights a week but our owner said he is about to get rid of one of the other guys so I can have his shifts. We have 3 doormen and one just looks like shit and he is about to get phased out. The other guy is pretty big and is a good talker, pretty cool guy over all.

 

[Fonz]

Last night I was just standing there and this drunk low life piece of shit is walking by when out of the blue he sticks his middle finger 2 inches away from my face and and yells fuck you and keeps walking by. He never stopped or anything.

The other bouncer was sitting right across the way from me and looks at me and says "He didn't touch you." I seriously have NEVER restrained myself from a situation like that and if I wasn't working I would have laid his drunk ass out. The weird thing is two seconds later I couldn't have given a fuck he did that.

For perks, I have already had two lesbians offer me "anything" for me to let them in and one was fucking gorgeous, two cute younger girls ask to have their picture taken with me, of course phone numbers, and unfortunetly some bigger not so attractive ladies feeling on things they shouldn't have...............and this all in one night. I love my job.

Fonz - I am still waiting for you to get down here "big guy".

Cas - I am on the schedule for 3 nights a week but our owner said he is about to get rid of one of the other guys so I can have his shifts. We have 3 doormen and one just looks like shit and he is about to get phased out. The other guy is pretty big and is a good talker, pretty cool guy over all.

My pics are up here and when I OWNED Kayne at steroidology.
(Damn did I ever crush him.....lol)

I look even more shredded now.

Still.............I do want to visit Texas..its in my to do list.

Fonz

 

[theoak01]

I get dicks like that where I work,lots of little pricks trying to be tough,we had two guys thinking it was ok to play fight in the bar and they made a huge fuss when I tossed them,and kept coming back in the bar to test their luck,the third time I was just livid so I picked one guy up and carried him out,then got the other and locked the doors for the night. normally I would have given them a warning but 20 mins prior I had to clean up 8 glasses their table broke and 3 beer bottles so I was already pissed.

and for the hotties doing favors it sure rocks doesnt it

 

[casavant]

Last night I was just standing there and this drunk low life piece of shit is walking by when out of the blue he sticks his middle finger 2 inches away from my face and and yells fuck you and keeps walking by. He never stopped or anything.

The other bouncer was sitting right across the way from me and looks at me and says "He didn't touch you." I seriously have NEVER restrained myself from a situation like that and if I wasn't working I would have laid his drunk ass out.

Remember what he looks like, and if you get the chance to throw him out for a legit reason, give him a little extra.

Wedgies work well too.

 

[Bobber]

and for the hotties doing favors it sure rocks doesnt it

I hate to admit this but when the lesbians made their offer I choked. I seriously didn't know what to do. What am I supposed to say???...."let's go around back and you can blow me then I will let you in?"

 

[rnch]

I hate to admit this but when the lesbians made their offer I choked. I seriously didn't know what to do. What am I supposed to say???...."let's go around back and you can blow me then I will let you in?"

you too, huh? it's one thing to read about this sorta thing happening, and sit back and think what your reply would be, but it's another matter entirely when it's sprung on you, in the flesh ( so to speak) all of a sudden.

 

[Devastation]

I hate to admit this but when the lesbians made their offer I choked. I seriously didn't know what to do. What am I supposed to say???...."let's go around back and you can blow me then I will let you in?"

you'll learn. jus go with the flow

 

[Bobber]

you'll learn. jus go with the flow

Thanks for the tip.

But for real what do yall do in situations like that?

 

[casavant]

I was cleaning up last night and a couple of girls were hanging out after hours at a table with the owner and a couple other guys ( I asked later, and noone knew who they were or what their names were. LOL). I pulled up a chair between the two of them and one immediately turned to me and asked, "Do my breasts look fucked up? Apparently this was the topic at hand at the moment. They looked just fine to me, but I wanted to give her my fully informed opinion...

"Hmmm...let me check, sweetie." I reached out real slow and started gently squeezing and caressing her breast through her low cut top. Heh heh- she didn't even flinch. I slid my hand over and started doing the same to the other one. Then I slid my hand down her shirt and was going for the nipple, but I stopped at that. I do believe she'd have let me pull her titties right out in the open and suck on 'em or something. I just said, "Well, they seem fine to me."

Got up and resumed cleaning up the place.

 

[theoak01]

my buddy takes those favors,I just smile and say buy me a drink and we will call it even

 

[casavant]

my buddy takes those favors,I just smile and say buy me a drink and we will call it even

I've never taken a blowjob to get in. I would feel a little odd about it even if I could keep it a secret.

Besides, how do you know that it isn't some bitch whose boyfriend you hardcore tossed out the week before and now she's gonna chomp down on your cock like a rabid pitbull? LOL... there's something to think about.

Anyway, they wouldn't be able to make me come, even if I were down with favors. We don't get too many chicks offering that stuff where I work at now, though. In fact, I don't think I've had it happen once.

I was just feeling this chick's tits because she brought them up in the first place and I didn't give a fuck.

 

[Lumberg]

I would so be a doorman if I could handle staying up late at night.

Can you eb a doorman with hours like 2 pm-8pm? LOL

 

[louden_swain]

I worked a 11am- 6pm shift at a titty bar. Mondays and Tuesdays... talk about one pathetic fucking atmosphere.

Like this used car salesman who called himself "The Captain". He was 70 years old, married (of course), about 6'5", and reeked of heavy aftershave. He'd get waaay to close to your face when he talked to you, and he'd spend most of the day there after getting anywhere from $50 - $100 changed out into $1 bills. And he wore a navy captain's hat. Fucking creeped me out, man.

Or redneck concrete workers who'd come in on rainy days and get fucked up while their wives thought they were working. They were always fun to deal with. Try getting a group of drunk rednecks to keep their hands off the girls, while the girl is doing everything she can to tease them into more tips and you're 19 and the only bouncer in the place.

Yep, it sucked pretty motherfucking horrendously.

Cas,

Sounds like you've been there and done that!

 

[casavant]

I would so be a doorman if I could handle staying up late at night.

Can you eb a doorman with hours like 2 pm-8pm? LOL

I worked a 11am- 6pm shift at a titty bar. Mondays and Tuesdays... talk about one pathetic fucking atmosphere.

Like this used car salesman who called himself "The Captain". He was 70 years old, married (of course), about 6'5", and reeked of heavy aftershave. He'd get waaay to close to your face when he talked to you, and he'd spend most of the day there after getting anywhere from $50 - $100 changed out into $1 bills. And he wore a navy captain's hat. Fucking creeped me out, man.

Or redneck concrete workers who'd come in on rainy days and get fucked up while their wives thought they were working. They were always fun to deal with. Try getting a group of drunk rednecks to keep their hands off the girls, while the girl is doing everything she can to tease them into more tips and you're 19 and the only bouncer in the place.

Yep, it sucked pretty motherfucking horrendously.

 

[casavant]

Cas,

Sounds like you've been there and done that!

And still got a couple of the T-shirts! (literally)

 

[casavant]

Thanks for the tip.

But for real what do yall do in situations like that?

Tell 'em to fuck off. Or in so many words, anyway. I guess you could put it in slightly nicer terms if you wanted.

 

[theoak01]

my buddy took the favor once,I wouldnt do it either ,who knows what she has if she is giving it up that easy right.

but I never work door so I dont get offers often

 

[Bobber]

my buddy took the favor once,I wouldnt do it either ,who knows what she has if she is giving it up that easy right.

but I never work door so I dont get offers often

I thought about that while it was happening. But if yall saw her it could possibly change your minds. She had a tiny green semi see thru dress on with no bra and a cute black thong with a beautiful face. She was also nice and tight, not just skinny and mushy with ample boobies.

Now that I have had time to think about what I could have replied when they asked me what I wanted i should have said a triple kiss...haven't had one of those since the beginning of the summer. I wonder if the owners will let me carry a digital camera with me while I work ????

 

[casavant]

I thought about that while it was happening. But if yall saw her it could possibly change your minds. She had a tiny green semi see thru dress on with no bra and a cute black thong with a beautiful face. She was also nice and tight, not just skinny and mushy with ample boobies.

Now that I have had time to think about what I could have replied when they asked me what I wanted i should have said a triple kiss...haven't had one of those since the beginning of the summer. I wonder if the owners will let me carry a digital camera with me while I work ????

Just look at that pretty face and using the powers of you imagination, cause it to morph into a horrifically twisted demon spawn face. With fangs.

 

[casavant]

I just got a call from a buddy of mine 30 minutes ago. He bounces at a place in town and he, too, went out and tied one on last night since he didn't have to work. Problem is, he was at his place of work and got into a helluva brawl with several dudes. He says he thinks there's an 80% chance they're going to fire him for it.

Hungover with swollen hands and most likely getting fired. That's gotta make for a shitty day.

 

[Bobber]

That sucks, I don't think my place would fire me if I got into a fight there. Last night I went to my bar(off work) and this guy was talking hella shit to one our bartenders. The bouncers were busy and I was standing right behind him just waiting for the guy to try something...he never did and when he walked away I offered the bartender that I would whoop that loose mouthed fucks ass but he declined.

I doubt he will get fired.

 

[casavant]

That sucks, I don't think my place would fire me if I got into a fight there. Last night I went to my bar(off work) and this guy was talking hella shit to one our bartenders. The bouncers were busy and I was standing right behind him just waiting for the guy to try something...he never did and when he walked away I offered the bartender that I would whoop that loose mouthed fucks ass but he declined.

I doubt he will get fired.

Well, everyplace is different. My boss is really cool about this stuff. Apparently, his place is not.

Turns out that he has had the same thing happen before- although it wasn't as much of a knock-down-drag-out- and they warned him that if it happened again he was going to get canned.

Doesn't sound too good. He's a cool guy, but can get a bit rowdy when he's fucked up.

 

[MFMan]

As bouncers are you guys trained to fight? Or do you just have to be large. I have seen some pretty small bouncers at clubs before. Just assumedt they new how to fight.

 

[theoak01]

it varies person to person,I am 5'6 175 or so and I am trained in kung fu,did some boxing prior to that and know a little bit from a few other disaplines.

most bars however want a bigger guy ,but size means shit,the job is 99% verbal skills,talk to the patron not down and you will avoid many problems

 

[winny100]

size is not everything on the doors

I worked in uk with some lads and we often did much bigger guys then ourselves because we were tooled up and always ready.
we all got sacked in the end by our deranged cocaine ass boss.
just stay alert girls can be a distraction , always be on guard wherever you are you don't know who u might run into or how many enimies you are going to make.

good luck bro

 

[gymrat]

I don't know why, but I thought you were starting a 'door man" job at a fancy apartment building or something. lol


Anywho. How's the boxer doing bro?

 

[Tarheel]

Or redneck concrete workers who'd come in on rainy days and get fucked up while their wives thought they were working. They were always fun to deal with. Try getting a group of drunk rednecks to keep their hands off the girls, while the girl is doing everything she can to tease them into more tips and you're 19 and the only bouncer in the place.

I know those kinda guys, I used to finish concrete

 

[Bobber]

I don't know why, but I thought you were starting a 'door man" job at a fancy apartment building or something. lol


Anywho. How's the boxer doing bro?

He is awesome. I am kinda pissed off at him at the moment but the spoiled little batsard seesm to be ok with it since he gets so much damn attention from every other person around here. He will come grovelling back to me and I will make him pay...hehehehehe.

Man...I miss bouncing.