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Down in the workshop, all the elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls, and good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hand, and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye
Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Musta realized he'd been getting the raw deal
Something finally musta snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Kruger
And he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without stepping in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News and helicopters circling round in the sky
And the bullets are flying, the body count's rising
And everyone's dying to know, Oh, Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
But don't worry little friend
Don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out on good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy
And Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the Postal Service
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer, negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' 'bout
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped
Whoa, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Musta realized he'd been getting the raw deal
Something finally musta snapped in his brain
Whoa, something finally musta snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally musta snapped... in his brain
For the good Gentile girls, and good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hand, and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye
Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna die!
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Musta realized he'd been getting the raw deal
Something finally musta snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Kruger
And he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without stepping in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News and helicopters circling round in the sky
And the bullets are flying, the body count's rising
And everyone's dying to know, Oh, Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
But don't worry little friend
Don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out on good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy
And Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the Postal Service
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer, negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' 'bout
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gypped
Whoa, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Musta realized he'd been getting the raw deal
Something finally musta snapped in his brain
Whoa, something finally musta snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally musta snapped... in his brain
