Sample police questions.

[KnoXville]

PRACTICE QUESTIONS - SENARIO ONE

1. What course of action did you choose?

i - Lend the guy my gun to play with.
ii - Bone the girl.

2. What factors influenced your decision?

i - I was alone implies I would be very horny at the time.
ii - Well dressed lady implies she is one that cares for her appearence.
iii - "She taps her foot impatiently" evedence of lots of extra energy.

3. How do you think you would feel if you were the lady?

I would likely feel quite sore in the pelvic and anal regions.

4. How do you think you would feel if you were the man?

I am the man.

5. How would you feel if the lady confronted you with, "You cops are all the same – too lazy to do your job."

I would handcuff her to the back of my squad car break out my baton and show her how lazy cops deal with complainers.

6. How would your personal feeling affect your actions and why?

My chronic sadism and high testosetone problems have nothing to do with my actions.



PRACTICE SCENARIO TWO: THE BOOKSTORE


1. What course of action did you choose?

i - Take the money for myself to teach them a lesson.
ii - Bone the girl.

2. What factors influenced your decision?

i - Cop = Low pay | Money = High pay
ii - I was alone implies I would be very horny at the time.

3. Based upon the original scenario, would your course of action change if the woman was middle-aged?

Not unless she was a ugg-o, or a heffer.
... Scratch that, older = experience, I would still hit it.

4. Based upon the original scenario, would your course of action change if the man was not able to point out the money on the cash register?

No, I would still take the money.

5. Based upon the original scenario, would your course of action change if clerk said, "I didn't notice the money on the cash register"

I would shoot him in the scrotom.

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Hope this helps out, good luck!

 

[naturally anabolic]

which way is the fastest to get to dunkin donuts?

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

you know damn well theres too much for us with short attention spans to read.

 

[Lao Tzu]

i like how the only options are arrest someone or do nothing.

 

[Warik]

i like how the only options are arrest someone or do nothing.

yep... neither of these cases require an arrest. Having a strong dog is not a crime unless you can keep him under control, and though trying to leave a store after leaving the payment on the counter is stupid, he did technically pay for the book.

-Warik

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

Where's the option to take all parties involved to the police station and sodomize them with broomsticks? I grew up in NY.

 

[TheProject]

Thank you guys for tainting my thread.

hehehheheh.... he said "taint"

 

[litig8r]

Scenario 1:

Shoot the man and woman and seize the dog.

Scenario 2:

Shoot the man and woman and take the book and money.

hasta

litig8r

 

[bwood]

PRACTICE SCENARIO ONE: THE BARKING DOG

"That's the dog that tried to bite me this morning! Do something!"

Choose A or B.

C. issue city ordinance citation for harboring a vicious animal
as that is the only thing that you actually witnessed, subpoena the bitch as a witness and let the idiot judge figure it out or let the prosecutor take the heat for nonfeasance when he decides not to pursue the case and the dog later rips someone a new one.

PRACTICE QUESTIONS

2. What factors influenced your decision?

politics and CYA...

3. How do you think you would feel if you were the lady?

im rich and i demand action and i blow the mayor...

4. How do you think you would feel if you were the man?

fuckin cop...this is america...my dog can do what he wants...
im 2thick dammit...

5. How would you feel if the lady confronted you with, "You cops are all the same – too lazy to do your job."

yes maam...thank you for your support...

6. How would your personal feeling affect your actions and why?

i will see her again...driving or most likely taking
a beating from her husband and then begging me not
to arrest him so that she can still hang at the country
club with the rest of the pukes that are above the law...



PRACTICE SCENARIO TWO: THE BOOKSTORE

Choose A or B.
A. Arrest the man.

B. Take no police action.

she fills out a sworn affidavit...issue citation for shop
lifting...let the idiot judge figure it out...subpoena all
their asses...or pass the ball to the prosecutor yet again...

PRACTICE QUESTIONS

2. What factors influenced your decision?

most jurisdictions require a shoplifting arrest on word and written
sworn statement by merchant meeting the probable cause
requirements...

3. Based upon the original scenario, would your course of action change if the woman was middle-aged?

nope...

4. Based upon the original scenario, would your course of action change if the man was not able to point out the money on the cash register?

nope...

5. Based upon the original scenario, would your course of action change if clerk said, "I didn't notice the money on the cash register"?

yep...sir, have a nice day...consult an attorney
about false imprisonment if you feel that she
has held you here unjustly...

 

[Lao Tzu]

3 different ex cops on this thread and not one serious answer.

 

[bwood]

how was i not serious???

 

[casavant]

#1- no arrest. Take the guy aside and warn him about the dangers and risks of having an aggressive dog. Suggest that he learn to control it better. Make him aware of the possible ramifications to the dog and himself if it does hurt someone or if he violates leash laws.

Talk to the woman and tell her to report any new occurences or violations on his part.

But hell, the dog was on a leash. It didn't actually bite the woman, and who knows what her perception of "almost" being bitten is.

Whattcha gonna do, impound every aggressive fucking dog?

#2- No arrest. For one thing, the guy never walked out of the store. Although he may have been trying to take the book, he didn't.

 

[Minitor2]

wow

we do have alot of cops here huh.

minitor2

 

[bwood]

#1- no arrest. Take the guy aside and warn him about the dangers and risks of having an aggressive dog. Suggest that he learn to control it better. Make him aware of the possible ramifications to the dog and himself if it does hurt someone or if he violates leash laws.

Talk to the woman and tell her to report any new occurences or violations on his part.

But hell, the dog was on a leash. It didn't actually bite the woman, and who knows what her perception of "almost" being bitten is.

Whattcha gonna do, impound every aggressive fucking dog?

#2- No arrest. For one thing, the guy never walked out of the store. Although he may have been trying to take the book, he didn't.

cas you gotta look at it from the fucked up perspective
that SOCIETY forces on smart cops...
if the jurisdiction has an ordinance against harboring
a vicious animal then the officer cannot justify merely
advising of rights...especially if that dog gets loose later and
bites someone...that helpful lady will be the first to stab ya
in the back...she will complain to the chief anyway if you dont
do anything...the owner didnt have to come out with the dog
...but when the animal in question is in your presence
and patently aggressive you cant afford to ignore this when
coupled with the woman's testimony...i dont advocate impounding
the dog, just letting the judge decide what's what...
at the very least, do a report and advise the lady of warrant
proceedings with the city attorney...of course, this is a waste
of time but affords some CYA protection...
i agree with your sentiments but my old city had a terrible problem
with pit bulls and the department had to get a handle on it...
one poor bastard living at a trailer park looks like freddy krueger
now after a neighbor's pit took off his face...if you respond to a
call like that, it changes how you feel about people's rights concerning aggressive animals...fuckin gruesome...

and in our fine state, concealment or attempting to leave
with an item is enough p/c for a shoplifting arrest...

based solely on the shopkeepers written statement...

 

[casavant]

cas you gotta look at it from the fucked up perspective
that SOCIETY forces on smart cops...
if the jurisdiction has an ordinance against harboring
a vicious animal then the officer cannot justify merely
advising of rights...especially if that dog gets loose later and
bites someone...that helpful lady will be the first to stab ya
in the back...she will complain to the chief anyway if you dont
do anything...the owner didnt have to come out with the dog
...but when the animal in question is in your presence
and patently aggressive you cant afford to ignore this when
coupled with the woman's testimony...i dont advocate impounding
the dog, just letting the judge decide what's what...
at the very least, do a report and advise the lady of warrant
proceedings with the city attorney...of course, this is a waste
of time but affords some CYA protection...
i agree with your sentiments but my old city had a terrible problem
with pit bulls and the department had to get a handle on it...
one poor bastard living at a trailer park looks like freddy krueger
now after a neighbor's pit took off his face...if you respond to a
call like that, it changes how you feel about people's rights concerning aggressive animals...fuckin gruesome...

and in our fine state, concealment or attempting to leave
with an item is enough p/c for a shoplifting arrest...

based solely on the shopkeepers written statement...

I hear you. I have no idea what the laws are concerning those things and they vary from place to place, so I was just winging it.

But I hate aggressive dogs. My sentiments in that situation would be to pull out my .40 and cap the son of a bitch. I just figured there wasn't a lot of solid ground for action in that case.

 

[2Thick]

Re: Re: Sample police questions.

fuckin cop...this is america...my dog can do what he wants...
im 2thick dammit...

Damn skippy!!

 

[bwood]

Re: Re: Re: Sample police questions.

Damn skippy!!

i was wondering if you'd catch that...