Saltines

[Smurfy]

I need some.

I'll buy if you fly.

Thanks.

 

[from zero]

You need some saltiness? Ask Lumpy bro.

 

[ChefWide]

Got the flu, Smurf?

 

[Smurfy]

You need some saltiness? Ask Lumpy bro.

This, ladies and gents, is what we call a failed attempt at humor. Take note.

























j/k bro

 

[Smurfy]

Got the flu, Smurf?

No. Not at all. I like saltines with my tunafish.

Im just trying to mentally prepare for lunch in 2 hours

 

[Smurfy]

ok there's nobody here today. Im totally going to start rummaging thru desks looking for saltines.

 

[coverguy]

I like oatmeal with my tunafish. Not at the same time, but eat the can of tuna drink 8 oz. of water and then onto the oatmeal!!!!

 

[Fragadelic]

I need some.

I'll buy if you fly.

Thanks.

Where is you day gig located?

 

[Smurfy]

Halsted Street, Chicago Heights, IL - south of Route 30. ghetto-ville USA

 

[Seashell]

What's a saltine?

 

[The Shadow]

Crackers Doll

 

[Smurfy]

What's a saltine?

Only the best tasting cracker in the history of the world

 

[The Shadow]

dunno bout that.....Toasted sesame are the best I think

 

[Seashell]

Oh. Not as delicious as I was imagining..

 

[Smurfy]

dunno bout that.....Toasted sesame are the best I think

shadow. check your bored at work thread. i think you may be my hookup to saltines.

 

[Fragadelic]

Oh. Not as delicious as I was imagining..

Saltine is Smurfcode for 'Fragadelic'

 

[Seashell]

Only the best tasting cracker in the history of the world

Better than a tuc biscuit?

 

[tiger88]

secret that i keep

put butter on each one front and back side

telling secrets i just cant hide any more

 

[Smurfy]

thats no secret orb. i was just eating them like that on saturday

 

[The Shadow]

pb and a little jelly on a Ritz is better

 

[Seashell]

pb and a little jelly on a Ritz is better

Or melted cheese on a triscuit...

 

[Smurfy]

I have to disagree. Ritz crackers are good for nothing. They taste like crap and are dry and crumbly.

Now, saltines with PB&J, now you're talkin'

 

[TheProject]

Hard to beat Wheat Thins.

 

[Smurfy]

Hard to beat Wheat Thins.

reduced fat? only way to go

the king is still the saltine.

 

[TheProject]

reduced fat? only way to go

the king is still the saltine.

I dunno, I like the fully leaded Wheat Thins, personally.

 

[Lumberg]

What about RYVITA bread? With Strawberry soda?

 

[Smurfy]

Im going to the store now.

Im coming back with saltines

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Im going to the store now.

Im coming back with saltines

and adult onset diabetes

 

[Smurfy]

how dare you.

 

[Dial_tone]

can you whistle with saltines in your mouth?

 

[Lumberg]

can you whistle with Lumberg's nuts in your mouth while tied to the bed with nipple clamps on?

 

[Dial_tone]

excuse me while I run to the restroom for 2-3 minutes of self abuse.

 

[Smurfy]

Originally Posted by Dial_tone
can you whistle with Lumberg's nuts in your mouth while tied to the bed with nipple clamps on?

yes.

 

[Carmen]

No. Not at all. I like saltines with my tunafish.

Im just trying to mentally prepare for lunch in 2 hours

i thought maybe you were preggers, but tuna and saltines is a much better reason. i love that lunch.

 

[Smurfy]

BTW, this lunch rocks. I got the low sodium saltines.

2 cans of tuna = 55g of protein

 

[The Shadow]

BTW, this lunch rocks. I got the low sodium saltines.

2 cans of tuna = 55g of protein

One Shadow quad = tons of fun

 

[Dial_tone]

12.5oz can of Kirkland chicken breast = 65gms protein..add Uncle Ben's microwave brown rice, a diet Snapple and a blowjob from an EF Thick Chick and I'm set.

 

[Carmen]

12.5oz can of Kirkland chicken breast = 65gms protein..add Uncle Ben's microwave brown rice, a diet Snapple and a blowjob from an EF Thick Chick and I'm set.

lol, what about all of us at once?

 

[Dial_tone]

lol, what about all of us at once?

in that case forget the canned breasts....I'll take human.

 

[Smurfy]

One Shadow quad = tons of fun

oh my....

 

[Smurfy]

BTW, this lunch rocks. I got the low sodium saltines.

2 cans of tuna = 55g of protein

oops, i meant 65g

 

[Fragadelic]

Smurf, I am going to look over my schedule and take you to lunch in the next few weeks and there will be no damn saltines involved!

 

[coverguy]

lol, what about all of us at once?

Where do I get in on that. Actually, fuck it ... how about just you and I?!?

 

[Smurfy]

Smurf, I am going to look over my schedule and take you to lunch in the next few weeks and there will be no damn saltines involved!

lol ok.

you know what else is really good? I crunched up some wheat chex and put them into my vanilla yogurt for dessert. Im a genius.

 

[Lumberg]

Originally Posted by Dial_tone
can you whistle with Lumberg's nuts in your mouth while tied to the bed with nipple clamps on?

yes.

How do you know? I remember sleeping a lot...

Also yes u are a genius.

 

[Smurfy]

How do you know? I remember sleeping a lot...

Also yes u are a genius.

Sleeping, yeah...that's the ticket

 

[Moderate_THIS]

oops, i meant 65g

those'll be some smurftastic farts

 

[Dunk]

smurfy is that u in your avatar?

 

[Smurfy]

yes it's me.

 

[nimbus]

it's impossible to eat 6 saltines in a minute

 

[The Shadow]

Ype...and a gallon of milk and keep it down for an hour