Salami...

[Sailor_Girl]

Are you related to Kilbasa?? If so....HOOK A SISTAH UP!!

 

[TheSalami]

my closest cousin in the cocktail wiener. still interested?

 

[Sailor_Girl]

I need Kilbasa! Someone has to be able to hook me up with kilbasa....c'mon.

I don't want to have to settle for salami.

 

[TheSalami]

it doesnt get any better than salami baby.

 

[Sailor_Girl]

I heard George Spellwin has a Kilbasa....

 

[TheSalami]

well thesalami considers himself to be quite the stud but even i must kowtow to the great spellwin. maybe one day i will overpower him but for now he is every womans dream lover. i can not compete with the spellwin.

 

[TheSalami]

there is only one man i can think of that is more irresistible than the spellwin.

 

[AnabolicDiabetic]

 

[Sailor_Girl]

there is only one man i can think of that is more irresistible than the spellwin.

Captain Awesome?

 

[TheSalami]

Captain Awesome?

thats right baby. there is no match for the Captain when it comes to gettin the ladies.

 

[WarriorPL]

Would you like a piece of my Polish Kilbasa?

 

[supergirl]

ok.. i am having nasty visuals.. please make it stop.. make it stop

 

[TheSalami]

CaptainAwesome is the greatest superhero to ever walk the face of the earth!!!!

 

[WombRaider]

Sounds like you guys should get a room.