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is THE funniest guy on this site. "Nice Croutons Awards of Excellence" WHAT the f*$k? Just read through some of his posts you'll be laughing in no time. Just sayin.
 
Thank CT!! I love SaladFork so much I had Nike make me a pair of shoes with my name on the tounge lol.

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PuddleMonkey said:
lol true, but I have been eating one every day!

And plenty of fruit! My poops are colossal and frequent!
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That is awesome bro! As of next week I start my clean diet too. I love salad!
 
Beachboy6294 said:
That is awesome bro! As of next week I start my clean diet too. I love salad!
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I love salad also, but it's a bitch finding a dressing that I can use.
 
SaladFork: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

SaladFork: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, SaladFork.

SaladFork: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

SaladFork: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

SaladFork: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

SaladFork: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

SaladFork: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

SaladFork: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

SaladFork: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

SaladFork: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

SaladFork: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

SaladFork: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

SaladFork: Baby?
 
SaladFork said:
I love salad also, but it's a bitch finding a dressing that I can use.
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Yes I use a raspberry Vinaigrette that is low in sodium and fat but when I get will strict I just make my own dressing.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Yes I use a raspberry Vinaigrette that is low in sodium and fat but when I get will strict I just make my own dressing.
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I just worry about fat since I don't do cardio... I found an italian dressing that is fat free and ok, but nothing beats some rnch. :p
 
SaladFork said:
I just worry about fat since I don't do cardio... I found an italian dressing that is fat free and ok, but nothing beats some rnch. :p
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that is YOU in the avi and u "don't do cardio"?

i hat u!

































j/k
 
SaladFork said:
SaladFork: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

BritneySpears14: Aight.

SaladFork: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, SaladFork.

SaladFork: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.

SaladFork: Me too baby.

BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.

SaladFork: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

BritneySpears14: Hey...

SaladFork: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.

SaladFork: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

SaladFork: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

SaladFork: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.

SaladFork: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

SaladFork: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

SaladFork: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

SaladFork: Baby?
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WTF I hope Chris Hanson doesn't come after you! lol Britney Spears my boy was married to her for a day or two! You should hear his stories!

rnch you are cool in my book too
 
rnch said:
that is YOU in the avi and u "don't do cardio"?

i hat u!

j/k
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No cardio, just clean eating. I can dial my diet down to 100gms of fat a week. I ate nothing but chicken and brown rice, egg whites and green beans for every meal for two months.
 
Its a damn shame I can't disclose to anyone about gear use in my immediate environment cause the tren chic story is hilarious... the only weirder part is she was nails... Sides I know SF pulls more box than union pacific
 
ariel347 said:
Its a damn shame I can't disclose to anyone about gear use in my immediate environment cause the tren chic story is hilarious... the only weirder part is she was nails... Sides I know SF pulls more box than union pacific
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I have to say I was rather curious about that clit.
 
Chocolate_Thunder said:
What are the qualifications one needs to possess to be enshrined into the "Nice Croutons Awards of Excellence?"
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Just being nice & helpful to other members on the forum. :)
 
funny guy, good bro, awesome stories. i want to go over to the yu ess of ay and party with mr fork so we could pick up lots of juiced up girls and spit roast them.
 
SaladFork said:
Thank CT!! I love SaladFork so much I had Nike make me a pair of shoes with my name on the tounge lol.

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You are Officially the COOLEST MotherFucker on Elite!!!!! I am gonna order me some Nike Frees with Southern Lord on the tongue just to jock your balls lolol
 
I'm a nice crouton.


they should make croutons out of dried snacky cakes. that would be good!
 
heatherrae said:
I'm a nice crouton.


they should make croutons out of dried snacky cakes. that would be good!
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Girl you love some cake! Checkout this dessert I had the other day:

It was called Dinwiddie Deluxe and it was a Pecan cake topped with baked cream cheese, ice cream, toasted almonds, and ameretto sauce!! I'm such a fatty!!!
 
PuddleMonkey said:
lol true, but I have been eating one every day!

And plenty of fruit! My poops are colossal and frequent!
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which comes in handy when a poop-fight breaks out in the old monkey cage. . .
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Girl you love some cake! Checkout this dessert I had the other day:

It was called Dinwiddie Deluxe and it was a Pecan cake topped with baked cream cheese, ice cream, toasted almonds, and ameretto sauce!! I'm such a fatty!!!
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Let's get fat together and make babies! :qt:
 
heatherrae said:
Let's get fat together and make babies! :qt:
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I swear that dessert was better than sex it made my toes curl up and I almost cried when i got to the last bite! I don't like fat women but we can make some babies before then! lol
 
Chocolate_Thunder said:
is THE funniest guy on this site. "Nice Croutons Awards of Excellence" WHAT the f*$k? Just read through some of his posts you'll be laughing in no time. Just sayin.
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Um what?
Salad Fork is Hot and Smart for sure
funniest guy on this site?
that award goes to Stilleto
 
SouthernLord said:
You are Officially the COOLEST MotherFucker on Elite!!!!! I am gonna order me some Nike Frees with Southern Lord on the tongue just to jock your balls lolol
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LMAO! Do it, we can start a trend at EF...
 
SaladFork said:
No they are for real... You can build your own shoes at nike.com, spendy but I don't have to worry about anyone having the same shoes as me. Here is the design - http://www.nike.com/index.jhtml?l=n...l=nikestore,pdp,_pdp,pid-177917/mid-125383454

Thank Eddy, funny everytime I was see my bikes I think of you and feel guilty I haven't been riding.
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Ok I remember seeing that now on their website I just forgot about it.

Puddles you bastad everytime I start to like you and think we'll hangout when I come to see SF you have to make a comment like that!!! lol
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Bwah!!! I haven't seen it like you! lol He's my EF best friend
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How do you know he showed it to me? You got it too? No wonder you guys are such good homies. ;)
 
silverstar1025 said:
How do you know he showed it to me? You got it too? No wonder you guys are such good homies. ;)
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Because he told me you are always begging him for pics! I am looking into planning a trip out there this winter to hang with him and maybe get to meet CW, puddles, and CEO.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
Because he told me you are always begging him for pics! I am looking into planning a trip out there this winter to hang with him and maybe get to meet CW, puddles, and CEO.
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I beg him for pics eh? LOL I only asked for naked pics once. Geez! :rolleyes:
 
silverstar1025 said:
He has nice tits.
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I will trade ya! :qt:

What I would do if SS let me borrow her bewbs.

1. Jump on a trapoline
2. See if I can float
3. Jog a mile (just so I can see what the wimminz are bitchin about)
4. Wear a nippless bra
5. Ok this is getting creepy

:p
 
He's rude and his dogs have poor manors. Plus, who drives a Disco with a rack? :rolleyes:
























SF - :heart: :qt:
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Disco?
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Land Rover Discovery. He's totally uppity.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Fat fingers alert! ^^^^^
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Fat something. lololololololololololololololololololol
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Land Rover? LLOLOLLOLOOLO)LOLOLOLO)L)LOLOLOKOKLKOPPOL)LPOLOL
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It's not a Land Rover it's an Hummer H2 Recovery vehicle. :p
 
SaladFork said:
It's not a Land Rover it's an Hummer H2 Recovery vehicle. :p
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AKA the Shaggin Wagon. ;)
 
SaladFork said:
I will trade ya! :qt:

What I would do if SS let me borrow her bewbs.

1. Jump on a trapoline
2. See if I can float
3. Jog a mile (just so I can see what the wimminz are bitchin about)
4. Wear a nippless bra
5. Ok this is getting creepy

:p
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lol!! What you don't want to rub your own boobs all day? Jogging and jumping cann be painful if braless.
 
silverstar1025 said:
lol!! What you don't want to rub your own boobs all day? Jogging and jumping cann be painful if braless.
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I actually had #5 as rub babyoil on them but even I was starting to creep myself out. :qt:
 
SaladFork said:
I actually had #5 as rub babyoil on them but even I was starting to creep myself out. :qt:
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but a #8/9 wudda been ok? :evil: :artist:
 
SaladFork said:
You can all be my BFF *hug* (no mo)
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Now you're in trouble. :evil:
 
heatherrae said:
WTF! :bawling:
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I don't think your fat!!

SF what is up with that new avi it's tripping me out? I better be your EF best friend and I'm going to look into coming to Seattle maybe for New Years to party.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
I don't think your fat!!

SF what is up with that new avi it's tripping me out? I better be your EF best friend and I'm going to look into coming to Seattle maybe for New Years to party.
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agree! like you last crowd pleading avi better! everytime i saw it i muttered to myself "get ur lazy fat ass to the gym!" :artist:
 
Beachboy6294 said:
I don't think your fat!!

SF what is up with that new avi it's tripping me out? I better be your EF best friend and I'm going to look into coming to Seattle maybe for New Years to party.
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Oh fuck ya!!! I always spend New Years at the ski area, so much fun!
 
NAKED SNOW ANGELS!!!! Sweet!
 
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